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#11 - lujan (08/01/2014) [+] (7 replies)
My ex used to make fun of my yogurt "addiction" so one time during sex I pulled out a cup of yogurt and put it on her nipples to lick off. I thought it would be fun, but she said it was cold and then licked it off herself. I licked some off too, but it was more weird than erotic.
#12 to #11 - lujan (08/01/2014) [-]
Also there was a time where I had some of the toy cops and robbers handcuffs and told an ex to cuff me to the bed. After I was cuffed she asked what to do. I told her to do whatever because I was incapable of doing anything. She farted and then laid down next to me and slept.
#28 - wacemindu (08/01/2014) [+] (5 replies)
>Mutual first time with girl    
> super nervous as a result difficult to stay hard    
> fine with forplay   
> as soon as condom goes on, like letting the air out of a bouncy castle   
> 40 minutes of foreplay later still not hard   
> about to give up, middle of swapping positions    
> out of nowwhere a wild boner appears    
> both of us stop and look at it    
> quite awkward and not sure what to say   
> can only think of chandler from friends who had a similar problem    
>" shhh move slowly you might scare it away"    
> she bursts out laughing    
> boner runs for the hills.    
   
   
though all ok ended up trying again once laughter was over and was actually pretty damn good  we're still together 3 years later
>Mutual first time with girl
> super nervous as a result difficult to stay hard
> fine with forplay
> as soon as condom goes on, like letting the air out of a bouncy castle
> 40 minutes of foreplay later still not hard
> about to give up, middle of swapping positions
> out of nowwhere a wild boner appears
> both of us stop and look at it
> quite awkward and not sure what to say
> can only think of chandler from friends who had a similar problem
>" shhh move slowly you might scare it away"
> she bursts out laughing
> boner runs for the hills.


though all ok ended up trying again once laughter was over and was actually pretty damn good we're still together 3 years later
#8 - wafflesthemage ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
my sexual experience






yep, that's it
User avatar #2 - minecraftlamer (08/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
let me join in on this one ******* !!!
>be me 15 (virgin);first monday of march; kinda town fair thing with a ******** of alcohol stands
>i was in a ping-pong club at the time (my school had 2 tables and i felt like the need to get better at it)
>some other club i played against 2 weeks b4 had a guy i enjoyed playing against and i invited him to come to my town and join in the drinking
>he brings his sister,she kinda follows my group of friends (including her brother) but like 6 feet behind us with another girl
skip a few hours
>already drunk as **** even beyond the point of vomit spewing out of all my facial orfices except my ears wich would probably be alarming...(back to the point)
>girl is also drunk and still heavily following me and 2 friends that remained beside me (her brother wasnt even there anymore)
>notice shes staying close just for me so i try to get a little alone time
>we wander of the main street and end up on a childrens playground next to the river
>things went way faster then i ever ******* imagined,kissing her drunkishly and b4 i know it shes already got her hand under my shirt and the other rubbing my junk
might aswell use this situation to its fullest
>skip a few minutes; already passed the blowjob she was drunk so it wasn't that great and i wasn't exactly fully expanded dong mode yet
>turn her face down on the wood(from the playground thingy) with her legs on the little ladder, and me doing her doggy style, about halfway to my limit she starts puking on the wood
DID NOT EXPAND DONG
also sobering up abit
>oh femanon u need some water? she nods
>i tell her im going back into town to fix her a bottle of water or something and some kleenex and **** to tidy her up
>walk back to main street (confused out of my mind)
>see some friends, say hi to them
>FORGOT ALL ABOUT GIRL
>dont know who she is except for her being the sister of guy X
>drop out of ping pong club so i wouldn't have to face her brother
#32 - jaydudereborn (08/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Be me
>15
>getting first blow job
>I finish and she swallows
> She says "Now go to bed faggot"
#15 - danster (08/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I remember a thread that fit #31's description perfectly, but for the life of me I can't find it
so have this instead
#62 - SognaVetr (08/01/2014) [-]
> Be me at gf's house
> first time we're getting close to sexy time
> we get out of our clothes and she decides to give me handjob
> remember i didn't fap for a week beforehand (still not sure how this came to be)
> i'm about to cum
> she expects a small splurt
> *********************** .gif
> jizz on the couch, floor, coffee table and all over her
> her face when
(took us an awkward 20 minutes to clean it all up)
#36 - kcormahs (08/01/2014) [-]
see my content reposted, swell with pride
see my content reposted, swell with pride
#10 - scant (08/01/2014) [-]
Thank God I was drunk during my first time.
God knows if I wasn't I would have lasted under 10 seconds...
#48 - deletedmyaccount ONLINE (08/01/2014) [+] (9 replies)
My first girlfriend had a condition called MRKH. Essentially, she didn't have a vagina. The Labia is there, she can still piss and stuff, but there's simply no opening to the uterus.    
   
It sounds 						******					, but I was a virgin at the time, anyway. And it kinda meant, like...constant blowjobs.
My first girlfriend had a condition called MRKH. Essentially, she didn't have a vagina. The Labia is there, she can still piss and stuff, but there's simply no opening to the uterus.

It sounds ****** , but I was a virgin at the time, anyway. And it kinda meant, like...constant blowjobs.
#39 - jamieswhiteshirt ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
We both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it?
We both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it?
#45 - katarinaismywaifu (08/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
MFW I'm still a virgin and will be one for a very long time and am on a site full of virgins who will also be virgins for a very long time.
User avatar #21 - dadukesta (08/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>18 M freshman just lost virginity to new college girlfriend
>she's an older experienced girl 21, former drug addict (hard **** like acid and coke) now just into pot
>keeps asking me what i'm into
>tell her I always wanted to have sex in a shower
>two weeks of dating, she tells me to wake her up the next morning so she can get ready for class
>go to her dorm, knock once and she's up (faster than usual)
>I walk in and sit on her bed while she changes
>fully naked in center of room
>"Hey want to shower with me?"
>"Like...shower or...shower showeerrr?"
>she just shrugs and walks to tiny square dorm bathroom
>kick off my flops, shirt is coming off, pants and boxers in one motion
>she's already soaking wet when I get in there, i'm getting really turned on
>I just stand there, too recently lost virginity to understand 'initiative'
>she laughs and takes a shampoo bottle and fills her other hand with soap
>my eyes get wide as she looks me in the eyes and starts jerkin me with soap
>I stand there and just enjoy the moment for a couple of minutes. Did not move from the corner of the shower. Stonewall Jackson'd that handy.
Then I got the idea and bangadangalang.
>Went to math class feeling tingly all over, would not stop telling my bro how good I felt.
>"Anon are you okay?"
>I spin around in my chair, feels good
>Sex-cend handy high
#33 - agentmoleman (08/01/2014) [-]
This could be of use..
User avatar #24 - stegovii (08/01/2014) [-]
These are ******* hilarious. I need more
#76 - sbjnolongenough (08/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
mfw reading all of these.

also 7 was rape, for sure....
User avatar #14 - mylodoo (08/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
No. 7 got raped
#96 - mariasaturnina (08/01/2014) [-]
>Be me, 22   
>At a party with all of his friends   
>Drunk as 						****					, convince boyfriend to sleep with me   
>Loud as hell   
>Friends banging on the walls and telling us to shut up   
> They turn up the video game they were playing   
>Mortal Kombat   
>Get close to finishing   
>Scream out that I'm about to release   
>All friends burst into the room and shout   
>FINISH HER!   
>Have never lived it down.
>Be me, 22
>At a party with all of his friends
>Drunk as **** , convince boyfriend to sleep with me
>Loud as hell
>Friends banging on the walls and telling us to shut up
> They turn up the video game they were playing
>Mortal Kombat
>Get close to finishing
>Scream out that I'm about to release
>All friends burst into the room and shout
>FINISH HER!
>Have never lived it down.
#82 - lootcaboose (08/01/2014) [-]
Ive always wanted to share my V-Card story. Me and best friend go to see my GF and a girl he was interested in. They live over 200 miles away. We decide to go camping. I brought condoms because I knew I was gonna get laid that night. We go camping in the woods, BFF is all alone because his girl had to leave. Have my own tent with GF, we start foreplaying and before you know it were are ******* . Had sex for 3 hours, she came 5 times! Near the end I slipped out of her after using like 3 condoms, didn't cum yet . Try to feel my way back in and she starts saying, "Wrong hole! Wrong hole!" I got my tip in before stopping and laughing. She ended up sucking me off and swallowing. We had a good laugh about the whole. My BFF said we kept him up all night even through the rain. Married that woman 2 years later. She divorced me a year after that. 10/10 would do it again.
#34 - capslockftw (08/01/2014) [-]
"oh my god I just picked up 						****					!"   
   
"I'm on the rag mate so go ahead and chuck it in me dumpa"
"oh my god I just picked up **** !"

"I'm on the rag mate so go ahead and chuck it in me dumpa"
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