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rustypotato (04/21/2015) [-] pretty sure he's looking at his phone as well. that sex must be awful
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totallytito (04/21/2015) [-] Goodness boy, can't you let those two poop in peace?
Clearly they both needed to use the restroom very badly, so he openned his leg to give her some space to poop while he did his business as well.
Try to be more considerate, my friends.
As the ancient hawaiians used to say;
"While we should spend lots of time together as an ocean of people, we should consider that unlike the ocean, we still need breaks to do our business"
Clearly they both needed to use the restroom very badly, so he openned his leg to give her some space to poop while he did his business as well.
Try to be more considerate, my friends.
As the ancient hawaiians used to say;
"While we should spend lots of time together as an ocean of people, we should consider that unlike the ocean, we still need breaks to do our business"
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landartheconqueror (04/21/2015) [-] did the ancient Hawaiians ever tell you about the birds and the bees?
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totallytito (04/21/2015) [-] Well it could be flaccid and pointed down, or it could be in her.
Until she gets up, we will never know.
This is what we hawaiians call "Schrodinger's palmtree".
His palm tree is now in a super-position state, in which unveiling it can resolve the quantum hawaiian physics of this phenomenon.
Until she gets up, we will never know.
This is what we hawaiians call "Schrodinger's palmtree".
His palm tree is now in a super-position state, in which unveiling it can resolve the quantum hawaiian physics of this phenomenon.
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totallytito (04/21/2015) [-] Must be the common brown pepe. The rare ones are the green ones with extra features
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herpaderpaderpderp (04/21/2015) [-] **herpaderpaderpderp used "*roll picture*"**
**herpaderpaderpderp rolled image** I imagine that the person who took the picture, called her phone to find her, so she is trying to silence the phone...
**herpaderpaderpderp rolled image** I imagine that the person who took the picture, called her phone to find her, so she is trying to silence the phone...
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matoromahri (04/21/2015) [-] You know those people who text during a movie and you just want to STRANGLE THEM PAY ATTENTION TO THE GODDAMN SCREEN AND STOP ASKING HOW THEY ******* GO THERE? This is like their final form.
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freestyleristaken (04/21/2015) [-] My guess, the person who took the photo called the girl in the stall to locate and to be sure that they were in there. (would be kinda weird if she/he took a pic of some strangers right?)
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shadowgandalf (04/21/2015) [-]
But thats the thing. You don't pick up the phone during sex, especially not when it's a in-the-heat-of-the-moment thing. You turn it off at best.
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freestyleristaken (04/21/2015) [-] when the moment starts you dont think of your phone, so its still on loud as **** mode, then it starts ringing you both desperatly try to locate phone and turn it on silent before whatever.
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sylberleaf (04/21/2015) [-] How can you ever get so bored during sex, that you need to keep yourself entertained by phone?
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squeakymattress (04/20/2015) [-] Instead of spamming the newest uploads for thumb whoring, make a ******* comp. jesus.
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volksworgen (04/21/2015) [-] Kinda insulted that they're both on their phones and not enjoying diddling together.
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anythingoes (04/20/2015) [-]
Here's what confuses me about this picture.
They're ******* in a public bathroom. So, you know they are all hot and bothered and gotta do the bizz now. Ok, fine, not the best idea, but their choice.
And then, during that hot action they get bothered and just like "eh, I'll check my phone", which... Doesn't seem like their need was that big and flaming, you know?
It just... Seems to contradict itself....
They're ******* in a public bathroom. So, you know they are all hot and bothered and gotta do the bizz now. Ok, fine, not the best idea, but their choice.
And then, during that hot action they get bothered and just like "eh, I'll check my phone", which... Doesn't seem like their need was that big and flaming, you know?
It just... Seems to contradict itself....
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anythingoes (04/20/2015) [-]
They just finished and their first instinct, instead of pulling out and putting their clothes back on, is pulling off their phones?
It's a public bathroom, you finish your **** and you disengage, you don't do pillow talk, phone time is straight out.
It's a public bathroom, you finish your **** and you disengage, you don't do pillow talk, phone time is straight out.
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anythingoes (04/21/2015) [-]
I ain't judging nor profiling someone on a ****** choice bro.
though, come on, you doing that there you ain't enjoing it as much as you could
though, come on, you doing that there you ain't enjoing it as much as you could
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katarinaismywaifu (04/21/2015) [-] Sex is so meaningless to people now that they are on the ******* PHONE while in coitus. Absolutely disgusting. Another reason to kill myself.
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theelyzian (04/21/2015) [-] Sex is boring, making love is fun. Either way, kill yourself
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anon (04/21/2015) [-]
sex is pretty boring to be honest ..
you either spice it up or do it rarely. otherqise I find it rather boring after some 15 minutes no matter the partner.. yea..
in short - sex isn't secial. the whole world has been ******* and sucking for 4 billion years. I think it is not only completely non-special, but also is made some sort of mystery and hardship by modern loser people.
Stop making it sound like sex is something outlandish, you are making beta dweebs to go in their shell even more and be affraid of it.
To find a super-attractive person and persuade them to **** is a feat, but the act itself is definitely not.
you either spice it up or do it rarely. otherqise I find it rather boring after some 15 minutes no matter the partner.. yea..
in short - sex isn't secial. the whole world has been ******* and sucking for 4 billion years. I think it is not only completely non-special, but also is made some sort of mystery and hardship by modern loser people.
Stop making it sound like sex is something outlandish, you are making beta dweebs to go in their shell even more and be affraid of it.
To find a super-attractive person and persuade them to **** is a feat, but the act itself is definitely not.
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robertelee (04/21/2015) [-] **robertelee used "*roll picture*"**
**robertelee rolled image**
give me your address ill buy you the bullet
**robertelee rolled image**
give me your address ill buy you the bullet
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thewarlord (04/21/2015) [-] You know i dunno why it would bother you that much honestly. Clearly it has meaning to you and it will to a partner you end up with.
Or you'll end up alone for whatever reason. Regardless the rage over it is kinda pointless friend.
Or you'll end up alone for whatever reason. Regardless the rage over it is kinda pointless friend.
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vegasstoner ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
was going to thumb this up until the kill yourself thing...little extreme. cant thumb that.
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dustykeyboard (04/21/2015) [-] You guys are stupid, they are obviously "double-pooping". It saves on the usage of water and it is quite commonly used by people in clubs.
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ensignhuberg (04/21/2015) [-] Wait! I don't understand.
Are they ******* while texting,
or ******** on each others legs?
Are they supposed to be sexting eachother?
If so, why don't they just **** , they'er in the same bathroom.
Who ***** with their phones out seriously!
"Hey baby you wanna sit on my lap while I take a **** "
Oh yes, can I wipe your ass for you too because you wont be able to reach it?
I don't have a reaction folder.
Are they ******* while texting,
or ******** on each others legs?
Are they supposed to be sexting eachother?
If so, why don't they just **** , they'er in the same bathroom.
Who ***** with their phones out seriously!
"Hey baby you wanna sit on my lap while I take a **** "
Oh yes, can I wipe your ass for you too because you wont be able to reach it?
I don't have a reaction folder.
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heartlessrobot (04/21/2015) [-] Either he has a low dick, it's in her ass, or she's not even on his dick.
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subaqueousreach (04/21/2015) [-] In that last situation I can only imagine them both trying to use the toilet for the same purpose.
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juaneljalapeno ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-] i just, didnt see you around man, its gud to see you brother
