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sex tips.. lube is your friend “Lube. For the love of god, don’t be afraid to buy lube. It will make that one position soooooo much better.” —Emma Matlock (Face

lube is your friend
“Lube. For the love of god, don’t be afraid to buy lube. It will make that one position soooooo much better.” —Emma Matlock (Facebook)

Always be honest with your intentions before you bang. Never lie to get sex. If you want a casual thing, be honest and say so

Sometimes…it won’t be great. Not everyone you have sex with will be good at handling your penis

Baby oil does not belong near your genitals. “Never use baby lotion as lube. It will feel good at first but holy moly it will burn after!!!!” —bmulgad
actually I've use baby oil on my dick to fap maybe it was because i took a shower after or maybe they mean "not for internal use" but I don't remember having a problem. inB4 TMI

She should finish first, tbh. “It’s not about you, take care of her first and you’ll get yours…” —Jason Lawson (Facebook)
I think they mean "not *just about you" but I'm sure you'll have a fan if you get her to come first.

“MASTURBATE! As much as humanly possible. Not only do you get to know your body on a whole new level, you may be saving yourself from a one-night stand that you’d regret.” —Cody Shay Snyder (Facebook)

Sex doesn’t look or feel like it does on screen, so don’t judge yourself against that standard. Movie sex (or porn sex) and real sex have very little in common. Most of what you see on screen is either not very plausible in real life or not very enjoyable.” —Susan Fry (Facebook)

Take the time to figure out ~where~ everything is. The vagina hole is lower than you think it is.

Queefs, cramps, weird smells…yeah, it all happens. Go with it.

Maybe don’t expect earth-shattering orgasms right out of the gate.

“To not sweat ‘the number.’ I was taught to hold a lot of pride in staying abstinent. The first time I had sex I was raped, and if I continued to put my virginty or the number of guys I’ve slept with on that high of a pedestal getting over being raped would be impossible. Be responsible, wear protection, have fun, and above all remember that you are more than who you lost your virginity to or the number of men you’ve slept with.” —Annst1081492

Peeing after sex is IMPORTANT for anyone with a vagina. “Always pee after. ALWAYS. UTIs are not fun.”

So is general down-there cleanliness.

Drunk sex isn’t usually good sex.

“Use a condom!! Every time!!!!!!! The ribbed ones are quite nice

body should be treated with respect.
Wish they would move a little to the left? Say that.

Don’t want to do something? That’s fine, just say so.

You might be having sex with the wrong sex

Fake orgasms help no one.

Losing your virginity is not a race.

Keep an open mind about ~kinky stuff~

Sex on your period can be fantastic.

When you’re having sex, everyone should be REALLY amped to be there.
You could like someone A LOT and still not want to have sex with them.
Or you could not like someone AT ALL but still really want to have sex with them.

sloooooooow doooooooown.

You’ll KNOW when you’re having really good sex.
Really be in the moment
Relax.

It’s OK to be into some weird stuff. You do you.

breathtaking photos 6 is up if you're interested: /channel/feels/Breathtaking+photos+6/jbBaLwo/

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#2 - wotterpatch (04/05/2015) [-]

>sex tips
>funnyjunk
keep dreaming man

#57 to #2 - newdevyx (04/05/2015) [-]

#21 - vectorcorrector (04/05/2015) [-]

stolen from buzzfeed 100%

+55

#22 to #21 - cheastnut [OP](04/05/2015) [-]

not 100%! I cut out the ******** .

#23 to #22 - vectorcorrector (04/05/2015) [-]

after further review the call on the field is recalled. this is infact an acceptable post

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#1 - daddad (04/05/2015) [-]

People keep saying that sex during a woman's period can be fantastic, but I can't ever mentally get behind it. Every time I think about it I just hear a voice in my head crying out "Blood for the Blood God!"

#52 to #1 - paintskillz (04/05/2015) [-]

It's good cause then you dont have to buy any lube

#55 to #52 - lagingerninja (04/05/2015) [-]

now thats a lie. unless the woman is heavily on (im talking you can see a small stream constantly flowing) then you still most likely need lube.

#41 to #1 - semilunarknight (04/05/2015) [-]

#64 to #41 - daddad (04/05/2015) [-]

Hat's off to you sir!

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#8 - theorangefox ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]

These will come in handy for when hell freezes over.

#61 to #8 - RipperMan (04/05/2015) [-]

or sparky visits

#65 to #8 - Sexysammich (04/05/2015) [-]

+13

#3 - dalgaard (04/05/2015) [-]

I dont rly feel like reading all o' that.

Heh. Good thing i wont need the tips either!

im so ******* alone

#9 - commoncrunch (04/05/2015) [-]

I, uhh...

**** , man. I kinda wanna just go lay down in bed and cry for a little while.
What the **** . Why would we need this? I mean, I get it's just a post, maybe there's good intentions, but it's FJ, man.

Do you really have higher hopes for our (sex) lives than we do?

#10 to #9 - cheastnut [OP](04/05/2015) [-]

>stop crying
>go outside
>people watch in places you like
>look for people doing things you like
>ask about it
>conversation
>???
profit.

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#11 to #10 - commoncrunch (04/05/2015) [-]

>Be broke-ass weeb
>Live in Houston, TX area
It's gonna be pretty tough. I mean, really tough. I'll at least say that.

#16 to #11 - cheastnut [OP](04/05/2015) [-]

you don't need money to sit in a park or a library

#24 to #16 - phtholognyrrh (04/05/2015) [-]

dude chicks in houston are ****** cunts man. unless commoncrunch can get into an arts club or band or some **** , hes not meeting any girls that put out. "no money? no pussy" is the law down there

#14 - affix (04/05/2015) [-]

All these people saying they won't need the tips, selling themselves short.

Do you deep down honestly believe you'll never have sex? You know its a lie.
It seemed a little late for me when i was in highschool but i never told myself i would be forever alone. And that positive attitude got me my first time. And it wasn't the last time because i didnt tell myself "Oh im bad/new, it was a fluke" I never said that.

Your attitude is everything. I've never limited myself with just my own thoughts.

#29 to #14 - anon (04/05/2015) [-]

Common problem
<---
I like the way you think though

#4 - anon (04/05/2015) [-]

"The vagina hole is lower than you think it is."

Thats how I ****** up my first time...

#7 to #4 - ponchosdm (04/05/2015) [-]

at least you had your first time anon, 26 yov here...

#38 to #7 - semilunarknight (04/05/2015) [-]

24 here, but I'm not really interested in getting laid.
You can do it lil ***** .

#42 to #38 - ponchosdm (04/05/2015) [-]

actually not that interested in getting laid neither, but close to become a wizard haha, thanks tough

#33 to #7 - anon (04/05/2015) [-]

Just hold out a bit longer buddy, and you will become a wizard!

Imagine the stuff you can do! Playing quidditch and LevioSahhh n ****

Sounds like fun to me brah

#36 - samoaspider (04/05/2015) [-]

>Giving sex advice on FJ

#13 - cloakndagger ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]

Almost lost my virginity recently. **** was kinky too lots of danger of having someone walk in on us. Me and my girlfriend, ex now we'd been friends for a few months, both knew we liked eachother, been on countless pseudo-dates, bowling and **** , I finally asked her out and we'd been dating for a few weeks. Finally invite her over on the first of the year after chilling with some mutual friends. We were hanging out in my family's basement/rec room, watching a pirated movie, Her dad's a cop, I think illegal things turn her on... I forget which one, not that it mattered at the time. Knew most of this stuff already then, so I was good to go, ready to end her night with a bang. We were making out, getting really heated, her hand down my pants, my hand up her shirt...Then my nephew comes down the stairs and we have to jump apart and are too scared to do anything except make out through the rest of the movie. Pic related.

#15 - reasonsxxxcause (04/05/2015) [-]

My girlfriend and I saw this a while ago and we decided to do the lube thing cause both of us are kinda at this. I just wanted to take the time to say thank you. Thank you so much for getting me laid. It was awesome by the way and your right. Those tough positions are really a lot easier when you have lube. And in case you were wondering, yes she did. Multiple times. I feel like a champ right now.

#45 to #15 - arreatface (04/05/2015) [-]

lube is the **** man

#60 - legendarysnarf (04/05/2015) [-]

the one that said "she should finish first" that almost never happens, it should be more along the lines of "if you finish make sure she does too"

#48 - mordax (04/05/2015) [-]

>Too anti-social to communicate normally with randoms
>Ugly
>Probably the most boring person on earth
>Most important, spend time on FJ

Thanks for all advice, feel more **** than before..

#66 to #48 - wimwam (04/06/2015) [-]

Some serious tips for you:
Go to the gym, lift and do some cardio
Eat healthy, research what that means first though obviously
Make a list of things you want to learn/accomplish and cross them off as you do
The rest will follow. Worked for me. Good luck m8

#67 to #66 - mordax (04/06/2015) [-]

it would not help..
1st. I have a face that looks like a train ran over it
2nd. I cant even speak to randoms without breaking voice or seating
3rd. Cant find anything interesting than programming and browsing webs

thanks for the advices tho.. maybe Ill start to do some sports tho, for my own health..

#69 to #67 - wimwam (04/06/2015) [-]

"it would not help"
Yes, yes it would help. Some people have money, some people have muscles. You could acquire either one of those and increase your "standing". The easier one is obviously strength/health because it doesn't require any special skills.
The 2nd can be fixed by doing the above. Serious. I had social anxiety (still sort of do, but much better), but when you take care of yourself it's amazing how much people take notice.
The 3rd (in my experience) is fixed by getting out and seeing the world. Travel to new countries, etc. This is often not viable until you have yourself a steady income and savings, but anyone can do it if you have the drive.
Alternatively, #3 can be fixed with my original advice of learning new things and making accomplishments. 2 months ago I didn't know crap about woodworking, but now I've got a sweet looking wooden case that I'm building for a new PC. I did it for myself, but it makes for a talking piece when meeting new people.

Point being, you can fix your problems. It is totally within you to do it. Stop being negative, go do it man. Let me know if you need anything, btw.

#68 to #67 - mordax (04/06/2015) [-]

voice or sweating*

#26 - anotheroneonearth (04/05/2015) [-]

#63 - raidaltamimi (04/05/2015) [-]

Someone should do masturbation tips

#28 - kirkel (04/05/2015) [-]

Speaking of sex, there seems to be a threesome in the URL.

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#37 - anon (04/05/2015) [-]

"...you are more than the number of men you slept with" - Slut in denial

#40 - runescapeguy (04/05/2015) [-]

none here will have any use of this info

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sex tips.

lube is your friend “Lube. For the love of god, don’t be afraid to buy lube. It will make that one position soooooo much better.” —Emma Matlock (Facebook) Always be honest with your intentions before you bang. Never lie to get sex. If you want a casual thing, be honest and say so

Sometimes…it won’t be great. Not everyone you have sex with will be good at handling your penis

She should finish first, tbh. “It’s not about you, take care of her first and you’ll get yours…” —Jason Lawson (Facebook) I think they mean "not *just about you" but I'm sure you'll have a fan if you get her to come first.

Take the time to figure out ~where~ everything is. The vagina hole is lower than you think it is.

Peeing after sex is IMPORTANT for anyone with a vagina. “Always pee after. ALWAYS. UTIs are not fun.” So is general down-there cleanliness. Drunk sex isn’t usually good sex. “Use a condom!! Every time!!!!!!! The ribbed ones are quite nice

body should be treated with respect. Wish they would move a little to the left? Say that. Don’t want to do something? That’s fine, just say so. You might be having sex with the wrong sex

Fake orgasms help no one. Losing your virginity is not a race. Keep an open mind about ~kinky stuff~

Sex on your period can be fantastic. When you’re having sex, everyone should be REALLY amped to be there. You could like someone A LOT and still not want to have sex with them. Or you could not like someone AT ALL but still really want to have sex with them. sloooooooow doooooooown.

You’ll KNOW when you’re having really good sex. Really be in the moment Relax. It’s OK to be into some weird stuff. You do you. breathtaking photos 6 is up if you're interested: /channel/feels/Breathtaking+photos+6/jbBaLwo/