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Sex and a Free Meal

Girl I hooked up with last night' s
parents came for a surprise visit.
They said I didn' t know you had a
boyfriend and as she froze I said yup 225
been dating a while now. Having
lunch with the parents
r),, 13 replies
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Submitted: 03/03/2015
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#7 - baogames (03/04/2015) [-]
Turns out, they weren't her parents, she just froze up because 2 strangers came to her house.
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#11 to #7 - muken (03/04/2015) [-]
Turns out they never ****** and there was no girl. He got drunk, masturbated, and then his own parents showed up in the morning.
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#12 to #11 - baogames (03/04/2015) [-]
what a twist
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User avatar #39 to #11 - hcp (03/04/2015) [-]
Turns out it isn't his house and they aren't his parents. He just wandered to some house drunk and the house owners just found him in the morning.
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User avatar #1 - yunnie (03/03/2015) [-]
well that might actually work and you became a real couple.
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User avatar #41 to #1 - thispuckingguy (03/04/2015) [-]
that would be the best dinner party story ever, it would be like, and that's how we met, and fell in love, reall be a good how we met story.
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User avatar #9 to #1 - aejann (03/04/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's a movie already...
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User avatar #40 to #1 - kouzan (03/04/2015) [-]
This smells like an episode of How I met Your Mother.
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User avatar #3 to #1 - onlylettersyousay (03/04/2015) [-]
I admire your optimism. I hope good things happen to you.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - joberja (03/04/2015) [-]
Or he gets a free lunch out of it. Its a win/win scenario.
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#51 to #13 - chipchap (03/04/2015) [-]
This thread was amazing
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#37 to #35 - daniboyi ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
reference to comment 27.
don't know how to reference comments.
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#46 to #38 - gifsisgod (03/04/2015) [-]
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#49 to #47 - kunterz ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
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User avatar #2 - CrushOrange (03/03/2015) [-]
Hey, if it gets you somewhere, go for it. Never let a good thing pass by
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User avatar #14 - Lintutu (03/04/2015) [-]
and then they proceeded to date for real after that, and lived happily ever after
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#5 - fappening (03/04/2015) [-]
Plot twist: the girl is a trap
Plot twist: the girl is a trap
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User avatar #33 to #5 - donatelo (03/04/2015) [-]
at the point that they are at...im not sure if that would really make any difference considering they already ****** and her parents invited him to eat.
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User avatar #28 to #5 - banfio (03/04/2015) [-]
all the better
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#6 to #5 - neruuub (03/04/2015) [-]
They already ****** , you dimwit.
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#8 to #6 - oplu (03/04/2015) [-]
Maybe "she" is really good at tucking.
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#10 to #8 - fulgrimventris (03/04/2015) [-]
been using this one more and more lately....
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#31 - bwiedieter (03/04/2015) [-]
Smooth as **** .
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User avatar #42 - whycantiusecaps ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
>shift up
>wondering why '225' doesn't change
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#43 - gerfox (03/04/2015) [-]
Well, it probably helped all parties. You get a free lunch, the parents where happy to meet you, and for their daughter if you aren't a douchebag - and the girl doesn't have to explain to her parents how she hooked up with someone random last night.
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#36 - theycallmesatan (03/04/2015) [-]
**theycallmesatan used "*roll picture*"**
**theycallmesatan rolled image**
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User avatar #50 - luigipimp (03/04/2015) [-]
i wonder if they have to hide prostitutes as being escorts so the hookers have to work for them for it to be legal. cause if it was legal, couldnt they become independent instead of having a "legal" pimp thats instead called a employer
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User avatar #63 to #50 - nanako ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
what are you talking about?

the difference between prostitute and escort is mostly about location, not the work they do
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User avatar #64 to #63 - luigipimp (03/06/2015) [-]
escorts have sex with people, they use wordings and other meanings to hide the fact that theyre hookers so its legal. they "escort" you somewhere and than they "just happen" to have sex. you can look it up
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User avatar #65 to #64 - nanako ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
no that's bull.

escorts typically work from home, or get called out to clients. Hookers work the streets, or find clients in clubs/bars etc
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User avatar #66 to #65 - luigipimp (03/06/2015) [-]
if you have sex for money, you're a prostitute lol
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User avatar #67 to #66 - nanako ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
that's exactly what i'm saying. You're the one trying to argue that they're different, or that one is somehow more legal
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User avatar #48 - djtancuck (03/04/2015) [-]
if those parents aint tan leave that pale bitch
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#34 - anon (03/04/2015) [-]
This happened to me and I posted it to yak in Kingston Ontario earlier in the week. Some ****** slightly rephrased my yak and reposted it...
 
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