Sex After Surgery
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ImmortalBaconEater (12/29/2015) [-] I ****** my girlfriend two days after having my appendix out. Half way through it started to hurt like hell but there was no way I was stopping at that point.
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ImmortalBaconEater (12/30/2015) [-] I did but I didn't just lay there. No fun for anyone involved.
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greyhoundfd (12/30/2015) [-] Clearly it worked out for you because you're alive to tell the tell, but having dealt with stitches that have been handled improperly before, I'm sure you have a nice big scar to show for it.
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ImmortalBaconEater (12/30/2015) [-] Eh. Barely visible actually. Of the three scars (they did it arthroscopically so there were three small incisions). Two are gone completely but the third is still slightly discolored.
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bagman (12/30/2015) [-]
Good friend of mine had a ruptured appendix inside him for two days before he got it removed. He rode his bike some odd 20 miles a day to get to and from his job of chopping wood for 8 hours. And he did that twice with his ******* ruptured appendix still inside him.
His recovery took 6 months, but he won the "Badass for living and lumberjacking through two days of poison" Award, the panty-peeling "Almost died" Award, the wicked scar across his torso that's twice as long as typical appendix scars because of how dramatic the draining process was.
3 different girls showed up to **** him in that hospital bed. I thought he had earned more.
His recovery took 6 months, but he won the "Badass for living and lumberjacking through two days of poison" Award, the panty-peeling "Almost died" Award, the wicked scar across his torso that's twice as long as typical appendix scars because of how dramatic the draining process was.
3 different girls showed up to **** him in that hospital bed. I thought he had earned more.
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ImmortalBaconEater (12/30/2015) [-] I have a massive pain tolerance. I didn't even take pain meds after surgery. Wasn't even that I was just gutting through the pain. It just didn't really hurt me.
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ericr (12/29/2015) [-] When I crushed my left hand I asked the doctor if I'd be able to play guitar when the cast came off. He asked, "could you play guitar before you broke your hand?". I said no, and you just ruined my ******* joke.
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karenoniks (12/30/2015) [-] I used to help my mom in the hospital and I heard that joke at least twice a day.
After that I started asking people if they did that before having their limb broken, the defeated look was priceless.
After that I started asking people if they did that before having their limb broken, the defeated look was priceless.
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dankmaymays (12/30/2015) [-] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOH
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gabikak (12/30/2015) [-] **gabikak used "*roll 5, burn center*"**
**gabikak rolls University of Texas Blocker Burn Center**
**gabikak rolls Houston's Burn Center**
**gabikak rolls Maricopa Medical Center of Arizona**
**gabikak rolls Children's National Medical Center of Columbia**
**gabikak rolls St. Agnes Medical Center**
**gabikak rolls University of Texas Blocker Burn Center**
**gabikak rolls Houston's Burn Center**
**gabikak rolls Maricopa Medical Center of Arizona**
**gabikak rolls Children's National Medical Center of Columbia**
**gabikak rolls St. Agnes Medical Center**
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anon (12/30/2015) [-]
still in nowadays means of retardation she can sue, and can also win in such case.
