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5 Kinds of Sex
1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens
during the honeymoon period, you both
keep doing it until you' re blue in the face.
2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the
beginning of the marriage, you' ll have sex
anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You'
calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so
you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is
where you pass each other in the hallway
and say, "Fuck you!"
5. There is also a fifth kind of sex:
Courtroom Sex, This is when you get
divorced and your wife screws you in front
of everyone in the room...”
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