Sex 2. Source: Television. How was your weekend? She basically ) she spent the weekend triyng, sex with _; _ e guy she met at the gym.. summer is a I still haven't gotten over that movie
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Source: Television

How was your weekend?
She basically ) she spent the weekend
triyng, sex with _; _ e guy she met at the gym.
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Submitted: 12/12/2013
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#92 - FatherPedobear (12/13/2013) [-]
She almost looks like a different person without bangs.
User avatar #96 to #92 - yunoknow (12/13/2013) [-]
she looks like alexis bledel in this one
#93 to #92 - headhunternl (12/13/2013) [-]
I love her with bangs though   
I love her with bangs though

#89 - drmrniceguy (12/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #87 - Swenz (12/13/2013) [-]
I'd go gay for him. N-no homo.
#84 - bdowns (12/13/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Straight outta Compton **
#74 - boller (12/13/2013) [-]
What movie is this?
User avatar #83 to #74 - yunoknow (12/13/2013) [-]
500 Days of Whore
#57 - puzekatt (12/13/2013) [-]
he totally acted like a chick
and therefore this abomination was made
#55 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
Zooey Deschanel is best Katy Perry
#53 - lujan ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
#91 to #53 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
#88 to #53 - Mesmus (12/13/2013) [-]
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#86 to #53 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
Well... well at least give me your sisters number.
#82 to #53 - biddo (12/13/2013) [-]
shes cute, but she gets extra credit for being a celeb. if you look around theres quite a few woman that are just as if not cuter.

im in no way saying anything bad about her i like her as an actress as well shes funny
User avatar #64 to #53 - slapchoppin (12/13/2013) [-]
thats fine there are at least a billion girls i'll never get to ****

and thats only because i'm not willing to do the math and find out a more accurate number
#78 to #64 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
"At least" a billion.
You're too modest, slapchoppin

I'll do the math for you: 7 billion - 0 = 7 billion girls
User avatar #85 to #78 - yunoknow (12/13/2013) [-]
about 49% of your 7 billion are dudes.
#81 to #78 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
It all looks the same in the dark
User avatar #76 to #64 - capslockrage (12/13/2013) [-]
A more accurate number would be around 3.5-4 billion
#52 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
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#50 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at Need help ** jgl's fw
#46 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #39 - brockton (12/13/2013) [-]
i only know zooey as Jess should i not watch this movie and ruin this beautiful image i have of her?
#75 to #39 - supercrafty (12/13/2013) [-]
she plays the same character in literally everything she's in. Go nuts.
#45 to #39 - suicuneslayer (12/13/2013) [-]
you won't hate her, I promise!
#33 - bazda (12/13/2013) [-]
I don't know who's worse; Summer, or Daisy. Gatsby's Daisy
User avatar #32 - spartyon (12/13/2013) [-]
I just realized that this movie was the ULTIMATE friendzone.
#22 - ghostpenguin (12/12/2013) [-]
Somebody told me this was her favorite movie. Can somebody explain why they could consider this their favorite movie?
User avatar #94 to #22 - pepemex ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
They're plebs. Only possible explanation.
#49 to #22 - ergexgo (12/13/2013) [-]
this movie was ******* amazing
pic related
User avatar #24 to #22 - siberiantigershark (12/12/2013) [-]
I loved it because after Summer leaves Autumn comes into his life. Sort of the whole "plenty of fish in the sea" thing. It gives you hope that there are other people out there.
User avatar #30 to #24 - xtwinblade ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
i love the ending because it wasnt that "Everyone gets back together and everything good nothing hurt" Cliché where he gets Summer back, but rather he gets wrecked and builds himself up and moves on. It makes it Real... and thats why i love the movie.
#23 to #22 - niggazoid (12/12/2013) [-]
It portrays a true heartbreak brilliantly. But furthermore, you empathize with the main character, as a man, and makes you remember your first true girlfriend, the one you childishly thought you were gonna marry, the one you truly made love with, and opened your heart to; and when the relationship split, you felt like you lost a piece of yourself that you'll never get back: that innocence that comes with your first love, and that you feel that you will never be able to love somebody as much as you loved that first person, the lucky one that had your heart, without calluses. I really enjoyed the movie. Couldn't call it my favourite movie, but I admire the work that was put behind it.

User avatar #95 to #23 - pepemex ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
That sounds horribly sad. Are you a masochist?
User avatar #90 to #23 - armenhart (12/13/2013) [-]
god your comment made me feel so hard. i'm sad now
User avatar #68 to #23 - lmOldGreg (12/13/2013) [-]
I feel like I'm very susceptible to this happening.
User avatar #63 to #23 - theghostrider (12/13/2013) [-]
I hate you for making me feel this late.

jk, I still love you.
#56 to #23 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
This is one of the most well-written replies I've ever seen.
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User avatar #40 to #36 - trivdiego (12/13/2013) [-]
how old?
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User avatar #31 to #23 - darkmaker (12/13/2013) [-]
i wish i could truly understand it, subjectively. but i can't, not yet anyway.
#28 to #23 - newall ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
i literally just lost the only girl i've ever, really loved a few months ago... i'm so scared to watch this movie in fear i may have to hand in my man-card.
User avatar #44 to #28 - acask (12/13/2013) [-]
its ok bro i lost a bitch a while back and it hurt me alot but now im happy with other people and she is on hard drugs
#37 to #28 - niggazoid (12/13/2013) [-]
Watch it. The ending is brilliant.
User avatar #35 to #28 - xeyxl (12/13/2013) [-]
Your "man card" is safe as long as you don't tell people you acted like a bitch.
User avatar #34 to #28 - diblie (12/13/2013) [-]
Takes about 2 months minimum, 8 months maximum to move on. Good luck.

It sucks.
#97 to #34 - newall ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
she left me for someone else (someone closer, i live almost a thousand miles away) but continues to insist that she still loves me... i really dislike women logic. she moved on before she even left me.
User avatar #98 to #97 - diblie (12/13/2013) [-]
She's trying to cushion the blow and cover her own ass. It's difficult to think clearly, but the best thing you can do is load your schedule with an unbelievable amount of **** . Keeping yourself preoccupied is incredibly helpful, helps to keep you from thinking about it too much.
#38 to #34 - gorgannan **User deleted account** (12/13/2013) [-]
A girl I liked once told me it took about 2 weeks.

I was like ""

I never looked back.
#9 - tastycupcakes (12/12/2013) [-]
This movie is the reason i hate Zooey Deschanel
User avatar #21 to #9 - mountaindewkie (12/12/2013) [-]
I hate how she acts as the same person in EVERY ******* thing she plays in. as the weird quirky girl, who everyone likes
#14 to #9 - ninjawildcat (12/12/2013) [-]
I dont mean to be so harsh...but you can just 						****					 off.   
pic only somewhat related.
I dont mean to be so harsh...but you can just **** off.
pic only somewhat related.
User avatar #79 to #14 - capslockrage (12/13/2013) [-]
I don't mean to be harsh, but.... Ok, yeah I do.
go **** yourself you ******* little ********* , she is a ****** actress and you're an even ******** person for liking her.
#69 to #14 - furiousmarshmellow (12/13/2013) [-]
And 						****					 you too.
And **** you too.
User avatar #70 to #69 - ninjawildcat (12/13/2013) [-]
Like I said, I really didnt mean to be harsh. I certainly didnt want to be rude...but its just not right to hate her. Especially because of one movie.
zooey is love, zooey is life
User avatar #10 to #9 - soupkittenagain (12/12/2013) [-]
You hate her for the role she played and not for how she actually is?
#11 to #10 - tastycupcakes (12/12/2013) [-]
yes. I cant see her as anyone else
Its like the people who see the actor who plays Malfoy on the street. Pure Hate
#12 to #11 - soupkittenagain (12/12/2013) [-]
Then I guess watch another movie she's in or maybe the tv show she's in. Have you seen Elf? This picture is her if you didn't know who she was in the movie.
#13 to #12 - tastycupcakes (12/12/2013) [-]
saw elf after 500 days, thought she was gonna cheat on him the whole time. The hair color change helps.
Don't like New Girl
User avatar #16 to #13 - soupkittenagain (12/12/2013) [-]
She was also Trillian from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. She's the girl who leaves the main character to go to space but ends up with him in the end. She was Allison in Yes Man. The main girl who gets together with Carl due to him saying yes to practically everything. She was also in Your Highness as Belladonna. She's the virgin to be sacrificed whose voice caused Fabious to fall in love with her. She actually looks like how she usually does in this one.
#17 to #16 - tastycupcakes (12/12/2013) [-]
I saw the first two before 500 days and havent seen the third
Listen bro, im trying to say 500 days was such a good powerful movie to which i connected with so much that it effected me greatly. causing me to really like Joe Gordan Levitt and dislike Zooey Deschanel to this day.

Movies have that power
User avatar #18 to #17 - soupkittenagain (12/12/2013) [-]
Ok but to not like someone based on a fake persona of theirs needs a little separation of fiction to reality.
#19 to #18 - tastycupcakes (12/12/2013) [-]
it was a really good movie
**** that stupid ass iphone comercial.
User avatar #20 to #19 - soupkittenagain (12/12/2013) [-]
#5 - anonymous (12/12/2013) [-]
summer is a 						****					   
I still haven't gotten over that movie
summer is a ****

I still haven't gotten over that movie
#72 to #5 - isconfuzzled (12/13/2013) [-]
Not really, a lot of people say that, but she was straight up with Tom from the beginning.
#61 to #5 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
tom is also a little bitch
User avatar #29 to #5 - xtwinblade ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
No she isnt, she just didnt want a relationship because she didnt want anybody to get hurt and thats what happened. They got too attached and like Mako said in LoK, "you just got to rip them off like a leech before it gets worse" so she told them to stop seing each other.
Tom was **************** she wasnt looking for something serious and he fell in love and got mad for not being something serious.

tl;dr Summer didnt want something serious, Tom did, opinions collided.
User avatar #59 to #29 - KayRed ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
Amen brother, amen.
User avatar #7 to #5 - KayRed ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
Summer ain't a **** , we just think she's a **** because we see the story from Tom's perspective. Really, Summer is some one who is horribly afraid of a relationship, and the overbearing Tom was clearly not the right person for her, it's not her fault that Tom didn't realize that and decided that Summer was the love of her life.
User avatar #54 to #7 - chadisyounggg (12/13/2013) [-]
Then why does she get married 3 months after they break up?
User avatar #58 to #54 - KayRed ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
Because she found the right person for her. Look, you're all mad that she dumped Tom after Tom loved her so much, but she made it clear from the very beginning that she wasn't looking for anything serious with Tom, because she didn't believe in love, Tom's heartbreak was his own damn fault. You should all be happy that Tom did end up helping Summer get over her fear of love.
User avatar #60 to #58 - chadisyounggg (12/13/2013) [-]
All i was doing was saying she must not have been so afraid no need to be a little bitch about it
User avatar #65 to #60 - KayRed ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
Nah, you just realized you made a **** point, so you're calling me a bitch to make yourself look better. it's not working
User avatar #67 to #65 - chadisyounggg (12/13/2013) [-]
I'm just ending this argument now because all I did was ask why she got married 3 months later after her and tom broke up and you blow this **** out of the water So I'm do us both a favor and stop it before you whine more.
User avatar #66 to #65 - chadisyounggg (12/13/2013) [-]
So by you saying she is someone who is horribly afraid of relationships and me asking why she got married literally 3 months after her and tom broke up I made a **** point? You must of never had a girlfriend
#73 to #66 - CXJokerXD (12/13/2013) [-]
I've never seen this movie, but I've heard of it. Judging from what you two have said I think I pretty much get the idea and have no desire to watch it.

Who gets married after knowing someone for 3 months or less?
User avatar #80 to #73 - chadisyounggg (12/13/2013) [-]
Thats exactly my point! Her getting married after knowing him for only 3 months but no man its a great movie!
User avatar #26 to #7 - lasmamoe (12/13/2013) [-]
naah summer is a **** .
User avatar #51 to #26 - KayRed ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
...I can't really say you're wrong...
User avatar #8 to #7 - KayRed ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
*his life.
User avatar #6 to #5 - ScottP (12/12/2013) [-]
Everyone meets their Summer.

I thought I had met mine four years ago. Nope. Summer came by again in the form of a different person a year ago.
#4 - hydromatic (12/12/2013) [-]
Poor Joseph
Poor Joseph
#47 to #4 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
**** your **** zoooely seriously you deliberately quirky skank
#48 to #47 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
marry me
User avatar #2 - streaker (12/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #62 to #2 - wilfredfanforever (12/13/2013) [-]
500 shades of grey
User avatar #27 to #2 - lasmamoe (12/13/2013) [-]
500 nights of spring
#3 to #2 - spawnmore (12/12/2013) [-]
500 days of summer
#77 to #3 - sumbohde ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
500 evenings of winter
#71 to #3 - charlyson (12/13/2013) [-]
>mfw everytime I watch this movie
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