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abesimpson (12/02/2015) [-] "I have sutured many a banana"
I don't know about you but it seems like a joke to me.
I don't know about you but it seems like a joke to me.
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anon (12/02/2015) [-]
As a board-certified *************** , I can tell you that you are definitely a grade-A *********** .
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The only thing you probably do with bananas is shove them up your indubitably cavernous ass.
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The only thing you probably do with bananas is shove them up your indubitably cavernous ass.
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chaossniper (12/02/2015) [-] too bad you were anon you deserve each and every thumb you got
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anon (12/02/2015) [-]
I've got an account with more thumbs than I need. I enjoy going anonymous every once in a while and just blending into obscurity. Honestly, I didn't think FJ would thumb an anonymous comment up this much. Anyway, I appreciate the kind words and I hope you have a nice day.
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mrblueftw (12/02/2015) [-] quacky ********** over there is gonna need a damn whole burn ward after that one.
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thebadspellir (12/02/2015) [-] Nah man. That's why hospitals/practices have lawyers on retainer for them
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pyrointheface (12/02/2015) [-] Oh **** getem Anon
Unless this law school graduate lawyer who happens to have enough freetime to spend on funnyjunk timestamps his degrees, this guys certified ***********
Unless this law school graduate lawyer who happens to have enough freetime to spend on funnyjunk timestamps his degrees, this guys certified ***********
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captainprincess ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-] You couldn't smack a noodle hard enough to break it son
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anon (12/02/2015) [-]
It is not possible to graduate high school, obtain a bachelor's degree, attend law school and pass the bar exam, attend medical school and matriculate, attend a residency program, do a surgery fellowship, ******** on FunnyJunk, and then retire/ get injured... whatever by the age of 26.
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sinonyx ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-] "Physicians and surgeons have demanding education and training requirements. Almost all physicians complete at least 4 years of undergraduate school, 4 years of medical school, and, depending on their specialty, 3 to 8 years in internship and residency programs."
so that right there is a minimum of 11 years.. so unless he did this AND lawschool at the same time AND graduated highschool at 15....
so that right there is a minimum of 11 years.. so unless he did this AND lawschool at the same time AND graduated highschool at 15....
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physician (12/02/2015) [-]
Bingo. At 26 I was only beginning my third year in med school. I graduated 2 months before turning 27 and began working less than 1 month after that. If I would have followed the path towards becoming a board-certified surgeon, it would have taken me at least 3-4 more years before I could operate autonomously. The youngest board-certified surgeon I have ever encountered was 28 and that was under special circumstances where they received their undergraduate degree in a different country that had a 6 year undergrad/ med school hybrid program and then attended a 1 year internship and 3 year residency program. Adding a law degree or any other professional degree on top of this is 100% beyond the realm of possibility by the age of 26.
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masterboll (12/02/2015) [-] that level of anal REKage only comes by once in a blue moon
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anon (12/02/2015) [-]
I enjoy using bananas to practice sutures, but oranges have to be my favorite, they helped me with my subcuticular running.
suturing grapes is tricky, mostly because using some 12-0 is like trying to suture with a hair thats been cut in half (sagittally) and you end up snapping it a bunch.
I guess I'll stick with orthopedics and be a brute using 4-0 to 10 suture sizes
suturing grapes is tricky, mostly because using some 12-0 is like trying to suture with a hair thats been cut in half (sagittally) and you end up snapping it a bunch.
I guess I'll stick with orthopedics and be a brute using 4-0 to 10 suture sizes
