Sewing a grape up
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anon (12/02/2015) [-]
As a board-certified *************** , I can tell you that you are definitely a grade-A *********** .
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The only thing you probably do with bananas is shove them up your indubitably cavernous ass.
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The only thing you probably do with bananas is shove them up your indubitably cavernous ass.
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masterboll (12/02/2015) [-] 
that level of anal REKage only comes by once in a blue moon
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pyrointheface (12/02/2015) [-] Oh **** getem Anon
Unless this law school graduate lawyer who happens to have enough freetime to spend on funnyjunk timestamps his degrees, this guys certified ***********
Unless this law school graduate lawyer who happens to have enough freetime to spend on funnyjunk timestamps his degrees, this guys certified ***********
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anon (12/02/2015) [-]
It is not possible to graduate high school, obtain a bachelor's degree, attend law school and pass the bar exam, attend medical school and matriculate, attend a residency program, do a surgery fellowship, ******** on FunnyJunk, and then retire/ get injured... whatever by the age of 26.
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sinonyx ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-] "Physicians and surgeons have demanding education and training requirements. Almost all physicians complete at least 4 years of undergraduate school, 4 years of medical school, and, depending on their specialty, 3 to 8 years in internship and residency programs."
so that right there is a minimum of 11 years.. so unless he did this AND lawschool at the same time AND graduated highschool at 15....
so that right there is a minimum of 11 years.. so unless he did this AND lawschool at the same time AND graduated highschool at 15....
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physician (12/02/2015) [-]
Bingo. At 26 I was only beginning my third year in med school. I graduated 2 months before turning 27 and began working less than 1 month after that. If I would have followed the path towards becoming a board-certified surgeon, it would have taken me at least 3-4 more years before I could operate autonomously. The youngest board-certified surgeon I have ever encountered was 28 and that was under special circumstances where they received their undergraduate degree in a different country that had a 6 year undergrad/ med school hybrid program and then attended a 1 year internship and 3 year residency program. Adding a law degree or any other professional degree on top of this is 100% beyond the realm of possibility by the age of 26.
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captainprincess ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-] You couldn't smack a noodle hard enough to break it son
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chaossniper (12/02/2015) [-] too bad you were anon you deserve each and every thumb you got
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anon (12/02/2015) [-]
I've got an account with more thumbs than I need. I enjoy going anonymous every once in a while and just blending into obscurity. Honestly, I didn't think FJ would thumb an anonymous comment up this much. Anyway, I appreciate the kind words and I hope you have a nice day.
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mrblueftw (12/02/2015) [-] quacky ********** over there is gonna need a damn whole burn ward after that one.
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thebadspellir (12/02/2015) [-] Nah man. That's why hospitals/practices have lawyers on retainer for them
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anon (12/02/2015) [-]
I enjoy using bananas to practice sutures, but oranges have to be my favorite, they helped me with my subcuticular running.
suturing grapes is tricky, mostly because using some 12-0 is like trying to suture with a hair thats been cut in half (sagittally) and you end up snapping it a bunch.
I guess I'll stick with orthopedics and be a brute using 4-0 to 10 suture sizes
suturing grapes is tricky, mostly because using some 12-0 is like trying to suture with a hair thats been cut in half (sagittally) and you end up snapping it a bunch.
I guess I'll stick with orthopedics and be a brute using 4-0 to 10 suture sizes
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abesimpson (12/02/2015) [-] "I have sutured many a banana"
I don't know about you but it seems like a joke to me.
I don't know about you but it seems like a joke to me.
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NoYouCantEatThat (12/02/2015) [-] **NoYouCantEatThat used "*roll picture*"**
**NoYouCantEatThat rolled image**just... have your up vote.
**NoYouCantEatThat rolled image**just... have your up vote.
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worldatarms (12/02/2015) [-] Hey Steve, not only am I pissed you opened my lunchbox, you tried to hide the evidence by using our multi million dollar machine on sewing up a grape.
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myjunk (12/02/2015) [-]
This robot is not used to work on skin (in the sense of dermis, the outside skin).
It is more likely to perform sutures on blood vessels or cut in delicate spaces (I've seen it eg in prostate resection where the the nerves run very close to it and impotence used to be the norm after prostatectomy)
It is more likely to perform sutures on blood vessels or cut in delicate spaces (I've seen it eg in prostate resection where the the nerves run very close to it and impotence used to be the norm after prostatectomy)
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notanotheraccount (12/02/2015) [-] And possibly how delicate it is. I mean, we cant repair a lung because its too delicate, it tears, this could be a way to find a way to do that.
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dragontamers ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-] They have a lot more surface area. Hell use some human cadavers. I'm sure there are some that donated their bodies to medicine.
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austinrocket (12/02/2015) [-] I was really hoping that the gif would end by him finishing the stitching and then gently patting the grape with the little claw things.
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carbohydrates ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-] And then when you eat the grape, you find they filled it with spiders
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organiclead (12/02/2015) [-] It's showing off the da Vinci Surgical System, a cool little robotic system used for delicate surgeries. No idea how well it actually works, but the concept is cool in itself.
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senseiweasel (12/02/2015) [-] Very well. A colleague of mine had been diagnosed with terminal pancreatic cancer, completely inoperable, 97% chance of fatality. He didn't accept the diagnosis, and went private - he was operated on by the Da Vinci, and not only did it completelt remove the cancer, it did it in such an unintrusive way that he (having been on the verge of death pre-op) was able to check himself out of the hospital and walk home four days later. It was absolutely incredible.
