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Settlers of Innuendo. So I'm teaching my Grandfather to play Settlers of Catan, and at one point he rolls a 7. He then proceeds to say, "OK, so I'm just go

So I'm teaching my Grandfather to play Settlers of Catan, and at one point he rolls a 7. He then proceeds to say, "OK, so I'm just going to stick my little man in your forest, so you can't get wood". And so, the rest of the game I'm stifling back laughter.

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User avatar #3 - parakeetman (02/26/2015) [-]
biggest joke we have when we play is "do you have wood for sheep?"
#22 to #3 - anon (02/27/2015) [-]
I don't get the innuendo
#25 to #22 - janeyzombie (02/27/2015) [-]
"Do you have wood for sheep?" = "Do you get sexually aroused, making blood flow to your genitals, causing an erection which could also be called 'wood', by the thought of farm animals, whose fur is used to produce clothing, and having intercourse with said animal?"
#46 to #25 - anon (03/01/2015) [-]
Ohhhh. Yeah I'm not from Scotland or New Zealand so I didn't get it. Thanks
User avatar #1 - starwarswasbetter (02/26/2015) [-]
Settlers of Catan: where you roll a 9 twelve times in a row but can't get a 6 for anything.
#10 - pfccross (02/27/2015) [-]
you know how the 5-6 player ver has another ring of land? well my brother-in-law and my father decided they love the game so much (as do alot of our family and family freinds) that they would take it one step further. my dad got a crappy bumper pool/poker table for his birthday a year before and the top was a large hexagon, so my brother in law who is an artist, designed a massive settlers board a whole ring larger than the expanded version, carved it into a wood placement that sits inside the table perfectly. My dad ordered more settlers player pieces, painted them different colors like silver and gold, and now we have had 9 players on a board at once. The love of the game is real.
#14 to #10 - dshayatopkmn [OP](02/27/2015) [-]
That sounds AMAZING.
User avatar #18 to #10 - misterusername (02/27/2015) [-]
pics or it didn't happen
User avatar #19 to #10 - beldepinda (02/27/2015) [-]
pics and happyness
User avatar #21 to #10 - Kairyuka (02/27/2015) [-]
Piiiics
User avatar #30 to #10 - burgerfart (02/27/2015) [-]
PICS!<3
#33 to #30 - pfccross (02/28/2015) [-]
for burgerfart kairyuka beldepinda misterusername stely and dshayatopkmn
User avatar #35 to #34 - pfccross (02/28/2015) [-]
glazed over to keep it from getting scratched up n such. the reverse side has another board that is just the size of the extended edition
User avatar #36 to #35 - Kairyuka (02/28/2015) [-]
Holy ******* **** can I be your friend just so I can get in on that hot Settlers action? D:
User avatar #39 to #36 - pfccross (02/28/2015) [-]
lol well i live in michigan. and you dont wanna come here. its ****** cold.
User avatar #41 to #39 - Kairyuka (02/28/2015) [-]
I live in Denmark ***** , I think I can handle a bit of cold
User avatar #37 to #34 - beldepinda (02/28/2015) [-]
sooo... where can I get one?
User avatar #40 to #37 - pfccross (02/28/2015) [-]
he used to make them to sell, but they are time consuming and expensive :p He mentioned before maybe selling them and it would be somewhere around $1000. If you get up close you can see hes painted the whole thing very well. waves, little islands and a seamonster. takes him a looong time because he does both sides.
User avatar #42 to #40 - beldepinda (02/28/2015) [-]
Mhm, seems like im going to need a friend for me to do it then. And is the surface smooth or is that even with little cliffs etc?
User avatar #43 to #42 - pfccross (02/28/2015) [-]
it indents for where you place the tiles, but other than that its smooth.
User avatar #44 to #43 - beldepinda (02/28/2015) [-]
Ah so you still change the board?
User avatar #45 to #44 - pfccross (02/28/2015) [-]
ya all the time
User avatar #47 to #33 - stely ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
Holy jeeboz, it looks amazing! Thanks for taking the time to share the pics, man, we appreciate.

Quick thing, it's an octagon, not a hexagon if I counted right
User avatar #49 to #47 - pfccross (03/01/2015) [-]
i was tihnking the settlers board, cuz that IS a hexagon
User avatar #48 to #47 - pfccross (03/01/2015) [-]
ya it was late when i posted and i wasnt thinking lol yes an octagon
User avatar #38 to #33 - burgerfart (02/28/2015) [-]
Appreciated! looks awesome!
User avatar #17 to #10 - stely ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
Got any pics?
#8 - mattdoggy (02/27/2015) [-]
>not playing Cones of Dunshire
>basically saying you've never kissed a girl and are wasting your life
#4 - homerjsi (02/27/2015) [-]
How do you play with two people?
User avatar #13 to #4 - sinonyx (02/27/2015) [-]
as you would any other way except your trying to teach someone the game
User avatar #7 to #4 - dshayatopkmn [OP](02/27/2015) [-]
See #6
User avatar #31 - zomaru (02/27/2015) [-]
**** that game!
I've raged out of Monopoly and Risk but I've never have I raged so hard as in a game of Katan.
#15 - fatbenpoops (02/27/2015) [-]
It just looks too complex I guess
User avatar #16 to #15 - stely ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
I thought so too, but it's actually not that complicated.

Here's a tutorial for 4e on how to fill a character sheet, step by step.

dungeoneeringnewbie.wordpress.com/2012/12/30/filling-out-dd-4e-character-sheets-a-step-by-step-approach/
#26 to #16 - anon (02/27/2015) [-]
Yo, **** 4e with the fiery dicks of a hundred pit demons though. 3.5e, Pathfinder, or gtfo
User avatar #32 - obviousxplains (02/27/2015) [-]
we call the robber the butt plug
#29 - theycallmesatan (02/27/2015) [-]
**theycallmesatan used "*roll picture*"**
**theycallmesatan rolled image**
#28 - iNirvana (02/27/2015) [-]
I don't get it
I don't get it
#27 - anon (02/27/2015) [-]
Whenever I play this game with my friends, we have a little sub-game going. We see how many times we can say something along the lines of "getting wood" until someone giggles.
User avatar #24 - dshayatopkmn [OP](02/27/2015) [-]
I'm surprised noones commented on the ****** up edge piece.
User avatar #23 - angelusprimus (02/27/2015) [-]
No!
In UR end-oh!
User avatar #20 - sanitarysan ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
settlers of catan...
it is a blood sport
User avatar #12 - akulakhan (02/27/2015) [-]
Settlers of Catan, a game where you run long-ass, diplomatic negotiations with your friends to exchange sheep for clay. Best strategy board game I ever played.

Jontron - Best game [Takeshi's Challenge]
#9 - errorusernametaken (02/27/2015) [-]
69 thumbs ups (likes? funnies? idk) f****** hilarious. Yes, I'm aware that I'm immature
#5 - ThekidsTEN (02/27/2015) [-]
you need more people. Otherwise there is no incentive to trade. If you trade with an opponent it is bad
User avatar #6 to #5 - dshayatopkmn [OP](02/27/2015) [-]
Yea, normally I do play with about 4-5 others (we have this weird expansion thing), but I was trying to teach someone else to play, not really playing a legit game.
User avatar #2 - semilunarknight (02/26/2015) [-]
Such a great game.
If you're not being a massive prick to the other players then you aren't playing right.
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