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Sesame Street Disorders

Eltit -
Mill
Difficulty falling asleep
1___ -liability to focus or be still
itim' . Ebert attention span
Bert it ********** s Syndrome
so P P
refers to be alone and to not be bothered
Shows no enjoyment in humor
l '; ---- -Unusual observations (pigeons, paper clips, etc)
3,,‘ l 'Reel''''' -r) dificulty managing anger
ttn" tta
Frequent delusions and hallucinations
symptoms of depression
Has imaginary friends
Allem'
Low
Lethargic.
Sad and gloomy
Narcoleptic
Narcissistic Personality Disorder
very high
Speaks in {Dissociative Identity Disorder)
Believes the world revolves around him {Elmo' s World)
Selfish
tta; merrier
ais,,). r' l, '. I -Habit of eating things with no nutritional value,
rebeat must
including items
Delusional
Inflated Sense of
Believes he has special powers. talents or abilities
Hoarding
Collects items that have no value (Le. trash)
Afraid to leave his home {Agoraphobia}
Poor sanitation and personal hygiene
obsessive thm'
Compulsive need to Couric everything around him
Multible Personnality
B' Istn' ther
Dust personalities
Sudden behavioral changes
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User avatar #4 - shamrockd (11/25/2013) [-]
"Hey Jim, how's that Kid's show coming along?"
"Pretty good! I've got the name of the show worked out and the basic outlines for a whole season already!"
"Hey, that's fantastic! Now what about your main characters?"
"Ah, that's the real genius behind the show. I'm modeling each character on a different mental illness or severe personality disorder! The 2-5 year-old target audience will love it!"
" ******* brilliant, Jim."
#13 - ethaniscool (11/25/2013) [-]
or it's just a kids show...
#23 - atoma (11/25/2013) [-]
I've got aspergers and I've got no issues with controlling my anger you 						*******					 cunt!
I've got aspergers and I've got no issues with controlling my anger you ******* cunt!
#11 - vandettamask (11/25/2013) [-]
Read Count as cunt, >Compulsively needs to cunt everything around him.
User avatar #16 - ekseevi **User deleted account** (11/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
OMG, He's a Count that Counts! Why haven't I thought of this before?
#9 - nimithecat (11/25/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Well I'll be damned, I just happen to have aspergers, and that description was surprisingly accurate.
Not bad.
User avatar #26 - arcticvenom ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
I have asperger's syndrome, and I have to confirm that from what I've read on the internet, being unsocial isn't just devoid to us.
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#24 - foreverarone (11/25/2013) [-]
Or you know, they could be Siamese twins.
#15 - urumasi ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
It's not Count Dracula...
It's not Count Dracula...
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#8 - anonymous (11/25/2013) [-]
in Dutch the count's name is Graaf Tel, which translates into Count count.

(tel is counting, and Graaf is count, as in leader of a county)
#6 - hejlate ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Another correction: Multiple personality disorder is now called Dissociative identity disorder which was listed earlier on the list.
#5 - mayoko (11/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Yeah...But you can pretty much fit a mental disorder into anyone.
#3 - mastercolossus (11/25/2013) [-]
i cant believe i completely forgot about grover...
User avatar #2 - darman (11/25/2013) [-]
I was surprised how well a lot of these worked. The two I would disagree with are Cookie monster and Bert. Cookie Monster should probably be Prader-Willi syndrome which involves a constant hunger and developmental issues.The Bert one is just a bad description of Aspergers. The humor and anger things aren't really true for most Aspergers sufferers. He'd be more along the lines of Frontal Lobe injury.
User avatar #1 - martyandtaylor **User deleted account** (11/24/2013) [-]
snuffy just needs a drink or ten.
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