Semi-interesting facts. . l guy named Dramatis Moraines was diagnosed with cancer and was told he had 6 months to live. He went backto the doctors 10 years late Semi OC
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l guy named Dramatis Moraines
was diagnosed with cancer and
was told he had 6 months to
live. He went backto the
doctors 10 years latered tell
them that he' s still alive only to
find doctors who
diagnosed him were all dead.
He lived to
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sent an email to its
employees a
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eir incredibly fought off a
starving cougar while his
friend ran for help taking
45 minutes before finally
finding an adult who
believed him
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Miley Cy's' s
was to pick up the bras
and the underneat that
her dad' s (country singer
Billy Ray) fans threw on
the stage. She got paid
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JFK purchased 1, 200
Cuban
hours before he
ordered the Cuban
Trade Embargo in
1962
Contrary to movie plots,
The Witness Protection
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breach of security in which
a protected person or
family member was
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A study that linked
Ecstasy to Parkinsons
was retracted from the
journal Science afterthe
authors realized they had
accidentally used meth
instead
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Gander
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#51 - hudis (04/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 - ebbrytidot (04/05/2014) [-]
The second to last one isn't so much a kickass fact as it is the saddest thing I've heard today.
User avatar #59 to #6 - daragon (04/05/2014) [-]
Well, it was semi interesting atleast.
User avatar #63 to #59 - ebbrytidot (04/05/2014) [-]
that doesn't stop the feels
User avatar #133 to #63 - daragon (04/06/2014) [-]
Agreed, but i was just trying to make a joke referring to the title.
#80 to #6 - John Cena (04/06/2014) [-]
who said it was kickass? stop speculating you dumb ass fag. you can't eat horse **** and say it's not much a delicious food but disgusting you dip **** dumbass
User avatar #82 to #80 - ifightdragons ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
the bottom right corner of the picture
User avatar #102 to #82 - ebbrytidot (04/06/2014) [-]
give anon a break, reading is hard.
User avatar #127 to #102 - Ashtaroth (04/06/2014) [-]
I've seen a disturbing number of real life Anons lately. I work a weekend job at a water and ice store (Yes, the tap water in AZ is so horrendously ****** that you have to buy water that is consumable and so there are stores that do this, and obviously Ice in AZ is basically gold half the year) that also sells Thrifty (read: ******* AWESOME) ice cream. The display/serving freezer broke down a few weeks ago and the wait for a repairman is several weeks currently, so we had to move the ice cream into a different, not visible freezer. We put a sign on the broken one that says in huge letters "DISPLAY IS BROKEN. WE DO HAVE ICE CREAM. AVAILABLE FLAVORS LISTED BELOW." If you walk up to the display, it's impossible to miss this sign. It's three sheets of paper taped together with big blocky sharpie letters. "Banner" would probably be a better term for it, really. Yet people constantly walk up, look through the glass, and then look at me with their empty, bovine eyes and say "No ice cream?". Not everyone, but probably 60-70% of the people that buy ice cream. It's universal, like Anon. Fat, skinny, tall, short, white, black, seriously white, actually black, brown, yellow(ish). Anon knows no race or creed nor is Anon able to read.
#94 to #6 - jmillenium (04/06/2014) [-]
So is the last and third to last. The last three are heavy feels dude.
#148 to #6 - winiacz (04/06/2014) [-]
Welcome to poland.
Or any other post-communist country.
User avatar #65 to #6 - popkornking (04/06/2014) [-]
Why is it sad? Shouldn't it be good that blood is going unused since it means no one is in need of it?
User avatar #70 to #65 - danniegurl ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Second to last, the one about the baby being born with a blood alcohol level 23 times the legal BAC. Most likely this woman drank throughout her pregnancy and the baby will have problems.
User avatar #68 to #65 - ebbrytidot (04/06/2014) [-]
I was talking about the baby with the binge drinking mom. The blood one bothers me because the red cross calls me 8 times a week saying that we have some sort of blood drought.
User avatar #69 to #68 - popkornking (04/06/2014) [-]
Oops my bad
#136 to #65 - John Cena (04/06/2014) [-]
Second to last, not last. It's the one about the baby with a way too high Alcohol content in its blood.
#88 to #65 - John Cena (04/06/2014) [-]
Well actually the blood is stolen from the blood banks and sold illigily to people performing "back alley" operations or whatever the **** people want human blood for. The point is that it's being stolen and sold on the black-market for personal profit.
#99 to #6 - John Cena (04/06/2014) [-]
There was only little blood in his alcohol stream.
#38 - DantiPL (04/05/2014) [-]
Poland mentio... ah **** this ****
#146 to #38 - John Cena (04/06/2014) [-]
is that eddy?
#10 - realreality (04/05/2014) [-]
and then the kid defeated Kurjack in fair contest to take his place as the alpha in the family.
#83 - gernab (04/06/2014) [-]
We named our dog after Gander although his full name is Gander Finnegan Hightide hes a bamf.
#89 to #83 - kisushima (04/06/2014) [-]
Your dog looks chill as **** .
#92 to #89 - gernab (04/06/2014) [-]
Yeah he doesn't a single **** .
User avatar #101 to #92 - CaptainCanada (04/06/2014) [-]
You should probably take him to a vet or somethong then.
#41 - John Cena (04/05/2014) [-]
I know we all talk **** about Miley on Funnyjunk but I think that getting her to pick up the underwear of disgusting, redneck, hillbilly sluts is what may have turned her into what she is today. She has to pick up the gross, crusty, hillbilly underwear while her father just jams on stage. She probably felt like she wasn't worth anything and is now lashing out. " **** the world. **** all the sluts who wear underwear, I'm not going to wear any. **** you dad!" What do you all think?

TL;DR Miley is a slut now cause her dad made her pick up trailer-trash panties.
#60 to #41 - orrihaa (04/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #100 to #41 - imnotkickthecat (04/06/2014) [-]
That picture is so majestic.
#118 to #41 - TittyCinnamon (04/06/2014) [-]
she had her own tv show and was a popular singer before she turned into who she is today. needless to say, it wasn't her picking up lunderwear but just simply her growing up. that's my thought at least.
she had her own tv show and was a popular singer before she turned into who she is today. needless to say, it wasn't her picking up lunderwear but just simply her growing up. that's my thought at least.
#152 to #41 - implication (04/06/2014) [-]
The real Miley died in a desert.
#155 to #152 - John Cena (04/06/2014) [-]
wut
User avatar #90 to #41 - reekballs (04/06/2014) [-]
Go to bed, anon.
#132 to #41 - John Cena (04/06/2014) [-]
Or she just wanted 10 bucks.
User avatar #52 to #41 - esmebuffay (04/05/2014) [-]
I think it's all an act to stay in the public eye and stay relevant. I mean think of Drake Bell, he was a disney star and he kept his **** together, he was moderately talented but people lost interest and he mostly fell from people's minds, now he's claiming bankruptcy. Miley was a disney star, moderately talented,, is acting all weird and **** and she's making money hand over fist, she's in the news every other week for something and on the cover of magazines all the time. She might be selling her soul but she's making a killing doing it.
#131 to #52 - John Cena (04/06/2014) [-]
Drake Bell was an Nickelodeon star...
User avatar #134 to #131 - esmebuffay (04/06/2014) [-]
Right I forgot, but honestly, Nickelodeon or Disney, in terms of kid shows they're pretty similar so the fact remains.
#106 - sorrybut (04/06/2014) [-]
How do you accidentaly use meth?
How do you accidentaly use meth?
#109 to #106 - jazzytheferret (04/06/2014) [-]
same way i got addicted to marijuana
User avatar #110 to #109 - sorrybut (04/06/2014) [-]
How many marijuanas did you shoot?
#111 to #110 - jazzytheferret (04/06/2014) [-]
3 in a row and then I snorted 6 later.
User avatar #112 to #111 - sorrybut (04/06/2014) [-]
I see you're pretty gangsta, I'm pretty gangsta myself. Once drank seven cocaines.
#115 to #112 - zomaru ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
#119 to #115 - playerdous (04/06/2014) [-]
Hes not sorrybut he should be
User avatar #43 - ompalomper (04/05/2014) [-]
baby one

"SCREW YE FRANK!! *hic* AH WAS BORN DRUNK!!"
*hic*

"AH WES BORN NAKED DRUNK AND COVERED EN BLOOD AND IM GONNA DAAE DRUNK NAKED AND COOVRED EN BLOOD"
User avatar #45 to #43 - Sethorein (04/05/2014) [-]
Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son.
#98 - psykojet (04/06/2014) [-]
I remember hearing of one breach in the Witness Protection program from Gangland with the MS13, and only because the 			********		 called her fellow gang members and told them that she was in Witness Protection.
I remember hearing of one breach in the Witness Protection program from Gangland with the MS13, and only because the ******** called her fellow gang members and told them that she was in Witness Protection.
User avatar #120 to #98 - playerdous (04/06/2014) [-]
That's the only way I see the WPA failing is if the person they're protecting ***** it up.
#17 - askildbaskild (04/05/2014) [-]
Pythons are adorable
#129 to #17 - niggernazi (04/06/2014) [-]
snakes are ******* disgusting animals

**** them
#21 to #17 - SILENCEnight (04/05/2014) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled image** No they are most certainly not
#26 to #21 - pizzaweed (04/05/2014) [-]
Yes they are
#30 to #29 - pizzaweed (04/05/2014) [-]
ssssshhhhh. Just look at the pizza
ssssshhhhh. Just look at the pizza
User avatar #31 to #17 - doooublebaass (04/05/2014) [-]
Ball pythons are adorable.

Carpet pythons (pictured in the OP) are not - they're badass, intelligent chunks of complete awesome.

I may be biased, being sat less than 6 feet away from my own.
#97 to #17 - arstya (04/06/2014) [-]
For your enjoyment, good sir.
#104 - thatmetalkid (04/06/2014) [-]
God damn it frank I told you
I was born drunk, naked, bloodied and screaming and that how i'm ******* going out
User avatar #125 to #104 - halfi (04/06/2014) [-]
Good job copying comment #43
#57 - include (04/05/2014) [-]
Gander.
Gander.
User avatar #84 to #57 - pacoseago (04/06/2014) [-]
That dog killed an entire squad of Japanese by playing fetch.
#143 to #84 - nuaden (04/06/2014) [-]
This made me laugh more than it should have...   
   
 Preparing body for red thumbs.
This made me laugh more than it should have...

Preparing body for red thumbs.
#93 - doktormane (04/06/2014) [-]
i just realized how old i am when i scrolled down to look at the comments hoping somebody is gonna say "hey! that cougar/puma pic looks that one of the background images from Windows 98... good times" but didn't happen

damn i feel old and i'm only 23
#107 to #93 - meanyus (04/06/2014) [-]
I didn't realize it reading the content. But as I scrolled down and saw the picture before reading your post it hit me.

Right in my old old heart.
#113 to #93 - ludislavonac (04/06/2014) [-]
I don't remember this pic being on win 98 I usually just used that fugly blue pic with the windows logo in the upper right side
User avatar #103 - popnotes (04/06/2014) [-]
Gander would've made a great Demoman. May he rest in peace and be an inspiration to Caberers everywhere.
#95 - sedativechunk (04/06/2014) [-]
FaithInHumanity -= 1;    
   
That donated blood being "sold" is 			******		 up.  There should be no legal right to sell donated blood.
FaithInHumanity -= 1;

That donated blood being "sold" is ****** up. There should be no legal right to sell donated blood.
User avatar #116 to #95 - zomaru ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
The blood has to be shipped, labeled, sorted, Ect... none of which would be possible if without money. Almost all the blood is donated to the Red Cross, who sell it to fund the process.
User avatar #121 to #95 - flemsdfer (04/06/2014) [-]
Which is why I don't donate to such organizations. If they're gonna sell it for a profit, they can buy it so I get a profit too.
User avatar #123 to #121 - playerdous (04/06/2014) [-]
No the gov doesn't allow companies to purchase blood, its illegal.
So the offer stuff like movie tickets as a bribe
User avatar #141 to #95 - matuemco (04/06/2014) [-]
FaithInHumanity --; *
It looks nicer
User avatar #122 to #95 - playerdous (04/06/2014) [-]
All donated blood is sold.
The only reason its called "donated" is because the gov said companies couldn't pay people for blood (so we get movie tickets and shirts now).
Companies are allowed to sell blood as a product since they need funds to run their operation.
Same thing happens when you donate your body to science, someones gonna make about 100k - 300k selling your body to universities.
User avatar #128 - mrgoodlove (04/06/2014) [-]
That six year old boy was Chuck Norris wasn't it
User avatar #117 - loganmadder (04/06/2014) [-]
So was that baby arrested, or what?
Over legal limit AND drinking underage
#76 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
ahh gander
you make me proud to be a newfie
User avatar #73 - kennyh (04/06/2014) [-]
Baby born with that much alcohol in its blood should be put right into a chute to the adoption clinic. A random person would be a better person.
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