Semi Auto Lego. This is what Al-Qaeda uses to train their toddlers... Ban assault legos Lego gun shoot semi auto
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User avatar #13 - Oblivion
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(11/06/2013) [-]
stickied by Falkor
Source is Streaty121 on YouTube. He's done replicas of many real life guns.

www.youtube.com/user/Streaty121

****** awesome.
User avatar #2 - vigilum
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Ban assault legos
User avatar #48 to #2 - megpoidgumibear
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Oͭ̀ͧͦ͘҉̷̮̠̣̗͈B͎̪̥̐̍͗ͫ͛ͣͥ̒̊̃ͪ̌̐ͤ̅͢ ̥̪͕̮Ḙ̢͕̹̗̗̠͋̂͒̐̋͋ͨ̐͂̚Y̡̏̈ͦ̿ͪͣ̓̒͐̚ ͕̪̤̥̤ ̃͋̀̐͐͆̀́̈́̾͛̏͐̚҉̸҉҉̲͖Ẕ̡̧̥̹̥̲ͤ̄͊̔͡ ̲͈͔Aͭͨͣ͆̒͋͌̐̇͂҉̷̘̮̲L͛ͪͭͮ̚ ̷̷̢̗̪̠̋͐͒̉̾̋̇ͫ̀̈Ģ̷̓ͣ̋͊͌̿̒͒̽̂ͣͩ̾͌̀͞ ̢͖̣͎̠̥͔̜̲Ò̟̣̗̯͑͐̾̄ͤ̌̋̇̈́ͪ͘̕ ͖ ̏́̿̈̄́́͒͛̎ͮ͝҉̠̠̮̠͝H̄͊ͧ̄̊̋͛͂̓ͥ̓̽̅̿ͯ ̨̲̟̘̹̦̦̯̦̘̦̮̦Eͭ͊̍̈́҉̷̡͖͕͖̭̯̣ ̗̣̠ ̹̣̲̤͕̦ͬ͐ͦ͐́ͪ͋͊͋̃͒̍̀͆̿͆̚͡C̨̎͊̏̋͋ ̷̱͎̜O̵̷̢͔̘͔͔͛̌͌̇̏̒͒͆̆̉ͫ̎̉̀͝M̅̾ͥ͆ ̘̗͕̑ͩͤ̽͐Ë̡̗̹̲͈̹̄̿̃̾̆͛̃̐͗̃̈́̎͂ͭ̚͝ ͈S͎̤̭͔̣̊ͦ̈ͫͭ̈͋̆̆̔̈́̓̿̄͛
#84 to #2 - kitsunekoma
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This thread seems to have the same attention span as this husky.
This thread seems to have the same attention span as this husky.
#44 to #2 - curveball
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The only thing that can stop a bad guy with Lego is a good guy with Lego.
#3 to #2 - Falkor [OP]
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#30 to #3 - thenecromouser
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User avatar #36 to #30 - overlordweasel
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well if someone can rig a system up that fires them with enough force, they definitely COULD kill...hell with enough force anything can be a deadly projectile, or did you really think only bullets and arrows are deadly by some magical property exclusive to them and a lego brick traveling 60 miles an hour would just bounce harmlessly off your skull?
User avatar #68 to #36 - meganinja
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sixty miles an hour? Yes, I think it would bounce off. Baseball pitchers can throw a baseball in excess of 90 mph, and if that hits it's going to do some ******* damage, but under normal circumstances it won't kill. (if the person was already weak, or if it busted an artery or something it might be able to kill, but otherwise unlikely)
User avatar #92 to #68 - overlordweasel
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-.-' sixty miles an hour is a throwaway number, not as in a literal estimate of a lethal velocity needed for a lego to kill....plus, sixty is plenty enough speed to kill someone with, it just depends on the object...say, a car hits you going that speed. Hell, it also depends WHERE the lego hits you. A lego going upwards of maybe 200 mph might not kill you if you get hit in the big toe..granted you prolly wont have that toe anymore.
#37 to #36 - thenecromouser
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#67 to #37 - pseudobob **User deleted account**
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Nail guns, pneumatic drug injectors, pressure washers, paintball/airsoft guns, baseball players, golf clubs, fire hoses, and the entire science of rocketry is now illegal thanks to your logic.   
   
No, really. Thanks.
Nail guns, pneumatic drug injectors, pressure washers, paintball/airsoft guns, baseball players, golf clubs, fire hoses, and the entire science of rocketry is now illegal thanks to your logic.

No, really. Thanks.
#41 to #37 - omnipotentsoap
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so we should ban baseballs, cars, sneezing and a whole lot of other things because its dangerous
User avatar #39 to #37 - overlordweasel
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your comment makes literally no sense....if we start banning anything with the potential to kill if used a specific way, usually not intended by the manufacturer, we'd be reduced as a society to nothing but limbless torsos rolling around with everything but air banned as "dangerous"...and were working on that air part. I honestly hope you're not this retarded and this is just some poorly devised troll attempt.
#40 to #39 - thenecromouser
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User avatar #43 to #40 - overlordweasel
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"hurr durr americanz" is that really your only argument? I give a **** about guns, your original comment stated that "legos are dangerous and can kill" has never been said, but it's not true, legos COULD kill if launched at a certain velocity (which the ******* post is about, shooting legos like bullets). I only pointed out you were wrong, now your just butthurt someone called you out, and you want to make this some ********* about guns to change the subject (and badly arguing your stance might i add, but I'd rather not make you feel any dumber than you already do by picking your stance apart). Grow the **** up and admit when you say something stupid and move on. ******* kids these days, man.
#90 to #43 - thenecromouser
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but i did not drag this over in guns, it started in guns so i'm not gonna feel sorry for anything.
but i did not drag this over in guns, it started in guns so i'm not gonna feel sorry for anything.
User avatar #93 to #90 - overlordweasel
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lol, i love how you lie in this comment about a comment you didn't even have the balls to leave up. Guess you proved my point for me
User avatar #94 to #93 - thenecromouser
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yes guess i did
#1 - dashgamer
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TAKE MY MONEY
TAKE MY MONEY FOR YOUR SECRETS
GIVE ME THE KALEGOKOV 47
PLEASE
User avatar #86 to #1 - megpoidgumibear
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kalegokov
User avatar #5 to #1 - drhard
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I sat here for like 2 minutes thinking you were just retarded, spelling Kalashnikov wrong.

Then I got it
#6 to #1 - pseudorandom
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I sat here for like 2 minutes trying to find out what kind of gun a kalegokov is because I thought you were referring to an actual gun.  I don't even gun.   
   
Fun fact: there is only one result on google for "kalegokov" and it's your post.
I sat here for like 2 minutes trying to find out what kind of gun a kalegokov is because I thought you were referring to an actual gun. I don't even gun.

Fun fact: there is only one result on google for "kalegokov" and it's your post.
User avatar #16 to #6 - dashgamer
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So you mean to tell me that this is the one completely unique thing that I have done in my life?
Every other action I've ever made is a facsimile of the past, but this... this is my testament to individuality, this is the one moment in human history that can be solely mine...
And it's ******* Kalegokov. Beautiful.
#20 - LocoJoe
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inb4 Feinstein and Obongo try to ban it
#22 - mkchillin
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Those do not belong on our streets!
#25 to #22 - deemetaldragon
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**deemetaldragon rolled a random image posted in comment #6198031 at Safe For Work Random Board **I think that they would. I mean, it's so many weapons in one!
User avatar #27 to #25 - zaxzwim
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**zaxzwim rolled a random comment #25 posted by FatherPedobear at So this just happened ** :
We all have our moments.
i thought you rolled a comment for a second there
User avatar #28 to #27 - deemetaldragon
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lol can't argue with that. Also, I think the words captured are the exact reaction to mkchillin's comment
#45 - lovelyalpaca
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User avatar #52 to #45 - megpoidgumibear
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mountaindewme

put on "newest comments" and look at lovelyalpaca 's commend.
Very XD
Much laugh
wow
User avatar #53 to #52 - lovelyalpaca
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That's probably why he posted that particular picture.
User avatar #54 to #53 - megpoidgumibear
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Oh.

you'd **** me? no, you'd RAPE me! but if i allow it, it isn' rape...

****.
User avatar #55 to #54 - lovelyalpaca
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I could quickly turn it from consensual to rape, all I'd need is the right tools.
#56 to #55 - megpoidgumibear
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Some coins would do the trick.
User avatar #57 to #56 - lovelyalpaca
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No, my hands would.
User avatar #58 to #57 - megpoidgumibear
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Don't forget King Size Dragon Dildo's you faggot.
User avatar #59 to #58 - lovelyalpaca
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That too, the Xenogon would be perfect for you.
User avatar #60 to #59 - megpoidgumibear
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King Size is a bit too big, maybe XXXXXL is good, as it's 4cm under King size.
User avatar #61 to #60 - lovelyalpaca
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It's not rape if I'm following your specifications and personal preferences.
User avatar #62 to #61 - megpoidgumibear
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****.

just do it.
User avatar #63 to #62 - lovelyalpaca
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I'll ram it in your ass, nice and deep, no lube whatsoever. Deep enough that you can feel it pushing against the bottom of your stomach. Deep enough that your stomach will distend, and I will make you beg for more as I push the knot in, rending you asshole completely useless.
User avatar #64 to #63 - megpoidgumibear
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***** you fapping
User avatar #65 to #64 - lovelyalpaca
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Nah, writing a literotic story for a friend, having fun with you on the side.
#46 - MountainDewMe
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#38 - anon id: 462b1f42
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This isn't semi automatic, if the energy used to fire is stored as potential energy in the spring, then for it to be semi automatic, that energy would have to equal the kinetic energy of the projectile plus the potential energy.

x = x + 1 doesn't really work now, does it?
User avatar #42 to #38 - eddymolly
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If you want to get really picky about stupid ****, then you forgot to add heat transfer, sound, parts compressing and stretching, stress and strain on the mechanism to the equation.

And also, just a quick google, but the definition of a semi auto firearm is "having a mechanism for self-loading but not for continuous firing." not about the energy of the gun.
#26 - baitdoesnttalkback
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block block watching ****** drop
#29 - TheHutchie
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I had a crossbow (supposedly a toy) which came with suction cup darts. Being 12 at the time, I decided that suction cup darts were "stupid and gay" and subsequently discovered that lego bricks fit perfectly into my crossbow, and fired like a charm.

Cue a week later. Fat, idiot friend snatched my crossbow from me, and during the struggle to get it back, he shot me in the face with a lego brick.

The scar had faded by the time I was 14.

Just found a picture of the exact crossbow, along with those stupid, gay, darts.
#35 to #29 - anon id: 4fa2b8f6
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wot? "stupid and gay" ?
#33 to #29 - sisterblister
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i did the same thing except is was this crossbow for kids and i was 18 and it was last year
User avatar #66 to #33 - meuk
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i did the same except with a big real crossbow and i was my current age and it was 5 minutes ago and i killed a lady
User avatar #50 to #29 - DisgruntledTomato
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A friend and I attached nails onto the suckers using super glue, it was the closest thing we ever had to a real weapon. Which is probably for the best considering all the stupid **** we did, it ******* worked though we killed a rat with it once.
User avatar #91 to #50 - TheHutchie
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I think I shot a pigeon with mine once. Either that or a BB gun.

Niko Bellic would be proud.