Semen ..20mph.... . BIB KNOW SEMI}! MINES DUI AT 20 MPH? canal. You could say that she... didn't see it coming.
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#3 - sonofpsychodad (07/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
You could say that she... didn't see it coming.
User avatar #12 - demigodofmadness (07/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Be backseat driver side
>Jerking off
>Right before I bust a nut open window
>Aim man rod at oncoming traffic
>We're going 50 they're going 40
>Bust a nut
>50+40+20 = semen hitting windshield at a relative 110 mph
>On trial for manslaughter
User avatar #4 - badgerbaiting (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
According to a new speeding campaign in the UK, a child has a 80% chance of survival if hit at 20mph. So the DVLA advocates moneyshotting kids?
#14 - bighairyfart ONLINE (07/24/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I don't know if I'm tired, or just stupid
probably both
User avatar #15 to #14 - basichaharemix (07/24/2014) [-]
Bitch caught a 20mph nut to her eye *****
#19 - yuukoku (07/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>That feeling of her safety goggles repetitively bashing against your lower stomach with the force of a triggered landwhale
>That feeling of her safety goggles repetitively bashing against your lower stomach with the force of a triggered landwhale
User avatar #11 - demandsgayversion (07/24/2014) [-]
On an average of 20mph, maybe. Sometimes I dribble.
#21 - harryhai (07/24/2014) [-]
mhhh love at first sight ? badumtsiss...I´m sorry
#24 - thismustbeseen (07/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Yeah but most of the time it just oozes out like toothpaste. Not everyone's got a super soaker.
#13 - WWWdotJEWSdotCOM (07/24/2014) [-]
lol Read it in the announcer for the show "cops"
#10 - auryn (07/24/2014) [-]
Well how could she know? She's blind.
#9 - Absolute Madman (07/24/2014) [-]
"When my missiles hit she'll change her name to one eyed Betty"
User avatar #1 - ihearcolors (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I didn't thing a man could thrust at that speed and poke out both eyes but I guess I was wrong. So remember practice safe sex at a slower velocity.
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