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Sell my soul

You already sold Tikil your soul
for some chili fries ',
my home at an
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User avatar #3 - rebornpotato (12/09/2015) [-]
Man he should've at least asked for a beer with his chili fries, that **** will definitely make you thirsty.
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User avatar #5 to #3 - createdjustnow (12/10/2015) [-]
nice hat
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#61 to #5 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
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User avatar #24 to #21 - quantumranger (12/10/2015) [-]
It's only for profile pictures. Because he posted a picture, his comment has no profile picture, so no hat
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#6 to #2 - nso (12/10/2015) [-]
Republicans nominate a candidate with more politically correct, liberal views thinking he will have popular appeal and liberals treat him like satan anyway because he was born rich. Now liberals are mad because there are many politically incorrect and incredibly conservative delegates with no popular appeal. Meanwhile, the liberals look like they're gonna nominate another effete demagogue. When did we go wrong?
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User avatar #7 to #6 - jokexplain (12/10/2015) [-]
By not focusing our efforts on cloning Teddy Roosevelt
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User avatar #10 to #7 - Zaxplab (12/10/2015) [-]
When we decided not to bring Benjamin Franklin back from the dead.
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User avatar #19 to #10 - angelious (12/10/2015) [-]
i thought we were still trying to bring sexy back...
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#33 to #10 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
What does Ben Franklin has to do with it?
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#47 to #33 - Zaxplab (12/10/2015) [-]
Oh, you know, he was just the best politician who ever lived.
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User avatar #71 to #7 - Shiny ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
We need both Theodore and Franklin in a joint incumbency.

New Deal 2.0 at home while ISIS gets rekt by someone that actually understands military politics.
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User avatar #35 to #6 - anygoodnames (12/10/2015) [-]
When he told lies about the Big 3, I think that sealed his fate. Even though I am far left, I can say Romney wasn't too bad of an option compared to the other Republicans. Hell, he'd be a good pick right now for the Republicans, considering the ******* going on...

Then to top it off, we have Hillary and Bernie for the main Democrats and they are competing well? C'mon... This is the special olympics. Just don't have a retard on the right and it should be an easy win.
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User avatar #38 to #35 - commontroll (12/10/2015) [-]
I'm with you, Romney should be running now instead of last race. I really don't think he'd be a bad president, but that was at the height of the Occupy pieces of **** and their influence on people, so no Mister Successful.
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User avatar #23 to #6 - huntah (12/10/2015) [-]
Wait, Trump ISN'T a demagogue? Come on now.
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#65 to #6 - kellorkleft ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
I didn't vote for him because everything he said were obvious stone cold lies from a corrupt politician. flip flopping on every single political view you've ever had is rather unattractive for a candidate.
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#42 to #6 - maxbomb (12/10/2015) [-]
>liberals elect a demagogue
Ironic considering the two GOP frontrunners
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#58 to #42 - nso (12/10/2015) [-]
Trump is a demagogue, but I suspect he will have trouble finding funds from PACs despite his political momentum due to his bad image.
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#27 to #6 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
Uh, who? What?
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User avatar #11 - darkshadoww (12/10/2015) [-]
Why don't poor people just get a small loan of a million dollars?
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User avatar #32 to #11 - cormy (12/10/2015) [-]
Not enough credit line to make that kind of a loan.
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User avatar #55 to #32 - talldumbdork (12/10/2015) [-]
Thanks cormy. Now we know. And knowing is half the battle.
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User avatar #13 to #11 - theugandanhero (12/10/2015) [-]
"You will NEVER have a small loan of a million dollars."
-syrianbro
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#12 - seamusmcmaximus (12/10/2015) [-]
Luck favors the wealthy and the sharp.
That's just one of the Laws RULES of Nature.
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#62 to #12 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
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User avatar #28 - volcanicdiarrhea (12/10/2015) [-]
A friend of mine used to buy souls from his high school classmates.
He did it just to see how many people would seriously sell their soul when the offer was made.
It'd be simple, trivial things that they'd get in return, too.

"Hey man, can you buy me a soda?"
"Sure, just sell me your soul."
"Wait what?"
"Just sign here, sell me your soul, and I'll buy you a soda."
"Haha, okay, dude."

He kept a book of all the contracts, so he could just open it and say "sign here" when someone sold him their soul.
I think he collected some 200 souls in the book.
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User avatar #49 to #28 - catburglarpenis (12/10/2015) [-]
Same. Used to know a dude that did the same thing. He asked for my soul and I gave him my virginity. He tried to scratch it out but he owns that **** now.

Eventually he literally Kurt Cobain'd himself with a sawed off. At least Kurt didn't modify the gun, what a ******* mess.
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User avatar #53 to #28 - shadowallyx (12/10/2015) [-]
Well, to be honest, thats only a lifegem. He couldve done better
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User avatar #30 to #28 - mehmachine ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
Sounds an awful lot like what Ross Scott talked about on Ross's Game Dungeon.
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User avatar #31 to #30 - volcanicdiarrhea (12/10/2015) [-]
It was all fine and dandy until years later.
One of the people who signed it got really into Christianity.
Then one of her friends reminded her that she sold her soul.
Both her and the soul collector had moved and never had contact outside of school.
But she tracked him down and begged for her soul back.
He destroyed the book and proclaimed that he returns all the souls to their original owners.
Satan would be very disappointed.
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User avatar #15 - zorach (12/10/2015) [-]
I'D SELL A SOUL FOR A HAT ON MY PROFILE PIC
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#29 to #15 - jasir (12/10/2015) [-]
Done. One soul, please.
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#34 to #29 - zorach (12/10/2015) [-]
...aaaaand signed.
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#36 to #34 - jasir (12/10/2015) [-]
Your name is "Sample", sir?
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User avatar #40 to #36 - zorach (12/10/2015) [-]
>>#39 replied to the wrong comment.
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User avatar #39 to #34 - zorach (12/10/2015) [-]
>>#18 Never really got the name of the poor soul...
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#51 to #15 - xiontheshadows (12/10/2015) [-]
Welcome to Hell, nice Santa hat by the way
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User avatar #17 to #15 - willindor (12/10/2015) [-]
But let me guess, you're a ginger
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User avatar #18 to #17 - zorach (12/10/2015) [-]
Never said my soul...
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#20 - crlmsonhazard (12/10/2015) [-]
I would never sell my soul for something trivial
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#25 to #20 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
*****
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#8 - Fucklogic (12/10/2015) [-]
Trying to refinance for a lower rate in the future
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#4 - swbite (12/10/2015) [-]
dude run
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#45 - kurawolf (12/10/2015) [-]
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#46 to #45 - virck (12/10/2015) [-]
I don't know where this is going, but at first glance....noice
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#43 - thornthefirst (12/10/2015) [-]
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User avatar #16 - alboorack (12/10/2015) [-]
What did he sell for that package?
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#1 - thehistorylover (12/09/2015) [-]
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#37 to #1 - zombieloan (12/10/2015) [-]
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No wait
His post is more relevant than you realize
gingers dont have souls
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#70 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
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#50 - xiontheshadows (12/10/2015) [-]
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**xiontheshadows rolled image**>> What I sold my soul for
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#44 - Corndoggeh (12/10/2015) [-]
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This is who I sold my soul to.
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User avatar #14 - thechosentroll (12/10/2015) [-]
Honestly, I'd rather take my chances with the first guy.
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#41 to #14 - chaosraptor (12/10/2015) [-]
look close kids
thechosentroll said something logical

cherish this rare moment

seriously... satan is nowhere as evil as anyone in financial loans
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#26 - scruffyguy (12/10/2015) [-]
oy vey
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