Self Aware. Sorry for another tumblr post, but this has got to be one of my favorites and it's been a while since I've seen it.. realm bed batman n: hey if yam
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Self Aware

Sorry for another tumblr post, but this has got to be one of my favorites and it's been a while since I've seen it.

realm bed batman n:
hey if yam teach yew parrot he say 'parrot' it' s probably as muse as
yew get he owning a
My brather tells a story went his ' s parrot, that everywhe when
came he the muse would say “ydu' re a bird!" be it " the bird would repeat
the phrase back, he big. Until GHQ day my brather was aliens in the muse
with it and heard it say, very quietly, "i' m a bird." My dropped
a plate.
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#5 - lolturtle (01/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"almost dropped a plate" 3spooky 5me
"almost dropped a plate" 3spooky 5me
User avatar #7 - waffenmia ONLINE (01/27/2014) [+] (4 replies)
wouldn't the bird say "you're a bird"?
#9 to #7 - lorarsch (01/27/2014) [-]
That's the spooky part
User avatar #2 - adifferentjones (01/27/2014) [+] (8 replies)
And if you do it with people, it's bullying. I'm a bitch
#10 - cujorp (01/28/2014) [-]
You are a toy!
#12 - acharminbear (01/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#16 - nibbero (01/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#20 - yuukoku (01/28/2014) [-]
Now teach it to say "anal" when a woman walks in.
#13 - moistnuggests (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm a faq
#48 - rockamekishiko (01/28/2014) [-]
having a parrot that says anything is the closest thing you'll have to a digimon
#41 - cosmicapprentice (01/28/2014) [-]
Brother's FW
Brother's FW
User avatar #15 - thelastamerican (01/28/2014) [+] (13 replies)
I would love to have a self aware pet. Then I would know once and for all witch parts they like to have rubbed most.
#19 to #15 - ARandomSpoon (01/28/2014) [-]
Oh I think we all know which part it likes rubbed.

The tummy nigga, damn
User avatar #1 - charagrin (01/27/2014) [-]
#38 - iamphoenix (01/28/2014) [-]
"Brrrac please don't lock the door"
"Brrac why are you getting rope"
#59 - mvlsuds (01/28/2014) [-]
#49 - anonymous (01/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Hello, I'm Ray Bingo.
#44 - megusters (01/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I tried to thumb twice.
User avatar #21 - fourtwentt (01/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#22 to #21 - anonymous (01/28/2014) [-]
how is progress scary
User avatar #60 - joemeister (01/28/2014) [-]
I once knew this parrot that a scientist owned
It was taught a lot of common sentences and phrases that people say such as "good morning" "how are you?", etc.
One day he left it alone in the dark in his lab and when he came back, without turning the light back on, it kept repeating:
"I'm scared"
"I'm scared"
they never gave any proof so I don't know if it's bs, but still 3spook5me
#27 - shadowbreech (01/28/2014) [-]
I take I'm the only one thinking the roommate is a master troll?
Wouldn't be the first time I've taken a very different view on something... not the first by a long shot...
#11 - oyes (01/28/2014) [-]
those feels...those feely feels...the kind of feels..that feel...feely.
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