Seems about right. but you forgot the drones.... Anonymous 12/ 1 (IPI 3( Tue) :07 UTE No. 520636014 Replies: :=: : : : was-: rise to America off plane given a f President obonga and his debt

Seems about right

but you forgot the drones...

Anonymous 12/ 1 (IPI 3( Tue) :07 UTE No. 520636014 Replies: :=: : : : was-:
rise to America
off plane
given a full cavity search
Reorder control gives me a ceps ofthe Holy Bible
coughs expectantly
bl think he wanted me to tip, but I walked off
sin the departure lounge
driving around en mobility scooters everywhere
rise to get a coffee at nearest Starbucks, which was a few metres away
fer a skinny latte
Heuh naw we aint gut nuh fagget dranks ere', why dunt ye rousey en c/ yonder"
idea what hearst said, ajust wanted a coffee
to exit departure lounge
Aanother full cavity search, they confiscate my watch think that it' s a terrerist device
tenured by federal government
to Guantanamo bay
beat us regularly
fer a tip afterwards
clap when I tip
Spuddenly hear a large foghorn
Queen crashes her cruiser into the prison walls
Fiends the guards off with fresh fruit and vegetables
Aileen takes me home to glorious Britain
an board
overall I' d say it was a Britt holiday
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User avatar #6 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (12/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
He messed up when he talked about Starbucks. That's not where you'd see crazed Texans, that's where you'd see some pretentious art major still trying to think they're better than everyone else.
#3 - sexpresso ONLINE (12/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#4 - TARDIS (12/11/2013) [-]
All hail the queen.
#20 - oosulley (12/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
In some Early Modern European societies, you did actually have to pay the torturer when he was finished torturing you....

There we go, jackmanagan
User avatar #5 - jordanish (12/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Still better than going to Skegness for a weekend
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User avatar #13 - olmesy (12/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Personally I'd rate the holiday at 9/11

Edgy as **** , I know
User avatar #9 - vladhellsing (12/11/2013) [-]
This happened to you too?!
#2 - anonymous (12/11/2013) [-]
the clapping part always cracks me up
User avatar #1 - vodoo (12/10/2013) [-]
seems legit....
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