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The Urban Outfitters near me has a store dog
who has a security tag to make sure he ' t
go out the doors.
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Submitted: 05/07/2014
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#4 - anon (05/08/2014) [-]
>Shoplift clothes
>Leave store with dog
>Employees assume the alarm is from the dog again, let you go
>Obtain free clothes
#5 - amalur (05/08/2014) [-]
The dog isn't allowed to go out the doors. I'm just imagining a store with **** and piss all over the place.
User avatar #8 to #5 - thebaseballexpert (05/08/2014) [-]
"Anon, go pickup Dog-non's **** "
"K boss"

#9 to #5 - mikthacool (05/08/2014) [-]
They probably have a back door...
User avatar #11 to #5 - ilovehue ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
You could trust a dog not to **** everywhere. It's all the hair I'm worried about
#10 - vivalayllwfj (05/08/2014) [-]
I used to work at a dispensary, we had a shop dog. That thing was the most cuddly, fun loving, friendly, playful 150lb beast i've ever met.

Pic is my dog, boston terrier. She's like 12 lbs
#6 - macacobr ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
That's from Murica? It really looks like it is.
That's from Murica? It really looks like it is.
User avatar #14 to #6 - blokrokker (05/08/2014) [-]
There's really no way to tell, but considering this is apparently from Urban Outfitters, it's probably American in origin, yes.
#7 - whereistherumgone (05/08/2014) [-]
Who knew they could be any more hipster than they already were
Who knew they could be any more hipster than they already were
User avatar #13 to #7 - mountaindewkie (05/08/2014) [-]
Why, because they have a tag on their dog so it doesn't leave?
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User avatar #3 to #2 - lordquas (05/07/2014) [-]
I would thumb up, but sadly this comment doesn't make any sense.
#1 - djlite (05/07/2014) [-]
Clever...
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