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#10 - ldnelson (09/25/2015) [-]
That's some quality father son bonding right there
#79 to #10 - stupidpiglets (09/26/2015) [-]
father and son bonding BONDING WITH ME JIMMY

Ok daddy
User avatar #19 to #10 - raccoonwithfruit ONLINE (09/25/2015) [-]
putting this webm on loop is gold
#27 to #10 - saltyfries (09/25/2015) [-]
it's 1 am and I'm chuckling like an idiot
#33 to #30 - myjunk (09/25/2015) [-]
Beat me to it
#3 - rockergamer (09/24/2015) [-]
sure your son may have a broken nose

but at least he'll put on the ******* seat belt form now on

10/10 parenting
User avatar #62 to #3 - aerosol (09/25/2015) [-]
My Grandma did this to me. To this day, I'm one of the only people I know who wears all the time.
User avatar #65 to #62 - becauseoprahsaidso (09/25/2015) [-]
Same but it was my grandpa.
User avatar #61 to #3 - enlightednatzie (09/25/2015) [-]
My brother did that to me in his pickup truck so i smashed his window and then he yelled at me because my skull caused a crack in the window
User avatar #18 to #3 - newfeliperuiz (09/25/2015) [-]
9/10 parenting, the lesson is there but you could've just hit him to the same effect.
User avatar #21 to #18 - swimmingprodigy (09/25/2015) [-]
having him hit himself on the dash is much more entertaining
#34 to #18 - myjunk (09/25/2015) [-]
Making him learn from experience will make sure the lesson sticks, more than enforcing him to do it by violence.
#51 to #3 - ainise (09/25/2015) [-]
"Don't touch the burner it'll burn yourself"
*Touches burner*
**** THAT HURT
"I told ya"*laughing his ass off on the couch*

God dammit, why was I an idiot when I was younger.
User avatar #26 to #3 - kingarturi ONLINE (09/25/2015) [-]
this is how my dad taught me.
User avatar #9 to #3 - mrdarp (09/25/2015) [-]
Pain is temporary, knowledge is for a lifetime.
User avatar #11 to #9 - lewddragons (09/25/2015) [-]
knowledge is for a lifetime?
well that depends on how hard he hit his head
#12 to #11 - sonjaynooy (09/25/2015) [-]
Technically still a lifetime
#39 to #12 - jojord (09/25/2015) [-]
nope, anterograde amnesia.
#15 to #9 - rainyeyes (09/25/2015) [-]
**rainyeyes used "*roll picture*"**
**rainyeyes rolled image**

What if he had brain damage?
User avatar #23 to #15 - aaronsalsa (09/25/2015) [-]
Brain damage only lasts THIS lifetime

ey
User avatar #71 to #15 - cycloneclone (09/25/2015) [-]
stop stealing my memes
User avatar #22 to #3 - altairibnlaahad (09/25/2015) [-]
Broken nose is temporary

Death from Vehicle Ejection is not.
#46 to #22 - starfletcher (09/25/2015) [-]
I read this as Vehicle Ejaculation... @_@
User avatar #47 to #46 - bloodmadnertwo (09/25/2015) [-]
Well, that'd probably kill you also. or at least have some serious mental scarring.
User avatar #48 to #47 - starfletcher (09/25/2015) [-]
Just a bit.
User avatar #49 to #48 - bloodmadnertwo (09/25/2015) [-]
Either way pain to small children is ******* hilarious.
User avatar #54 to #46 - keatontheghostfox (09/25/2015) [-]
Probably could find r34 of that if you looked for it
#6 to #5 - doucheonmandic (09/25/2015) [-]
i'm actually ashamed for how ****** this picture i hastefully dragged off google images turned out to be...
#13 to #6 - closure (09/25/2015) [-]
Here's a better one from the comment section
#35 to #13 - myjunk (09/25/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, cutting out the original author's signature is much better
#36 to #35 - doucheonmandic (09/25/2015) [-]
it's better quality and resolution than mine. so yeah...
User avatar #14 to #5 - nanako (09/25/2015) [-]
When i have a child i'm going to give him a lit candle to play with
#32 to #14 - doucheonmandic (09/25/2015) [-]
well, to be fair i did almost burn down the house once, before i've learned not to play with fire...
User avatar #1 - taydem (09/24/2015) [-]
I can watch this all day. somehow relaxing.
User avatar #2 - deadlyfoez (09/24/2015) [-]
I very rarely truly LOL, but that **** was ******* awesome. All the times that I wanted to do that to my bastard kids when they don't buckle up or sit correctly. ******* awesome.
#7 - GLJR (09/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #29 - letting (09/25/2015) [-]
Oh sure, just break your ******* kid's face, brilliant idea. If his nose isn't broken, I'm sure the dental bills will make the funny 6-second video worth it.

Yeah, I guess seeing the kid smash his face is funny because he should be belted-in, but to slam on the break like that with your kid sitting there, you have to be a special kind of stupid.
User avatar #67 to #29 - eight (09/25/2015) [-]
Someone here is using common sense. You're decent.
User avatar #75 to #67 - letting (09/25/2015) [-]
FunnyJunk doesn't like common sense. It's too much thinking for the majority to wrap their head around.
User avatar #77 to #75 - eight (09/25/2015) [-]
In my time here, I've noticed that. It's partially why I don't spend much time here anymore.
#37 to #29 - myjunk (09/25/2015) [-]
Idk how old he is but teeth grow back.
If he's younger than 7-8 he might get a second chance
#56 to #29 - beardgasm (09/25/2015) [-]
Why is this getting thumbed down? Regardless of whether they hit the breaks on purpose or not they need to make him wear a seatbelt. This is just terrible parenting, not to mention illegal.
#55 to #29 - megayoming (09/25/2015) [-]
>>#40 Your probably one of those people who wants spanking to be illegal. That's why we get people like this webm. Mr Samo is right Animals learn Via experiences and the most memorable experiences are pain.
#58 to #55 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
Spanking already is illegal in half of Europe and some other countries around the world. It's an expanding custom. It's not to annoy you that it is done, but because all the legitimate studies on the subject point towards corporal punishment having a damaging effect to children, psychologically.

People who oppose this only ever contribute with anecdotal evidence, usually sounding like "well, I was spanked and I turned out fine" or "my brother was a troublemaker, and he was spanked, and now he's respectful and there's nothing wrong with him."

People who try to claim that some kids NEED to be spanked, because you can't talk reason with them, are simply ignorant and have not even properly tried to practice proper, non-violent parenting techniques. If you feel the need to resort to spanking, you're a very lazy and ignorant person.
#64 to #58 - megayoming (09/25/2015) [-]
My little brother has been put in Time outs and Reasoned with. He has been given treats for good behavior and given rewards for continual behavior however he is still a cunt so After 6 years of this ******** my father beat his ass. No more problems.

I get that most hotblooded people would just resort to violence after a few hours but 6 years is more than enough to justify a good beating. It also falls into freedom of how you raise your children. In the past hard truths made kids fall in line or they were considered adults around 12 because of the high mortality rates. I digress but with a more stable living environment it becomes harder to raise children.
User avatar #69 to #64 - eight (09/25/2015) [-]
Could it be possible that your parents just aren't very good at being parents? I'm not trying to insult you here, but it's more common than you might think.

Children don't exhibit poor behavior for no reason at all. There is a cause and it's most likely stemming from home. Some form of abuse is going on, it could be from school or relatives, from you or your parents or any siblings. He's acting out because of it. Call it a cry for help. It's textbook psychology.

Threats, violence and bribes really aren't ever effective in correcting bad behavior. This usually results in a failure to understand the lesson and instead persuades them to act accordingly for the reward or out of fear much like a trained monkey.
When they believe they can get away with something, they will try. When they think they can get something from you, they will try. This teaches them how to manipulate and lie rather than act appropriately.

He could also be a sociopath, in which case no amount of spanking is going to actually solve the problem, because he lacks the ability to understand right from wrong. He will only learn to cover his tracks and avoid getting caught to avoid punishment.
#78 to #64 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
Even though the comment you replied to brought up how anecdotal evidence is invalid and ******** , you chose to ignore that and posted your own string of anecdotal evidence, as if it matters whatsoever. GG.

Also, you're a tard who I hope never has kids.
User avatar #68 to #55 - eight (09/25/2015) [-]
Assuming things about him isn't exactly good reasoning or making a valid point.

And even if it was the case that he thinks spanking should be illegal, it's irrelevant to the point he made here.

We do learn from experience, but there is a fine line between an accident and intentionally causing someone harm. There's no excuse for irresponsibility coming from the adult. It IS bad parenting.
User avatar #74 to #55 - letting (09/25/2015) [-]
No, I think spanking is perfectly fine, as long as you aren't beating your kids.

Smacking yoru kid on the ass and smashing his face into the dashboard are two very different things.
#40 to #29 - samoaspider (09/25/2015) [-]
People are animals
animals remember pain better than anything

yes, you can give him a boring lecture how important its to wear a seatbelt OR you can just safely ram that **** into his head so he wouldn't forget it.

also the "damage" could be compared with falling off a bike
#57 to #40 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
Giving you kid a broken nose is fine as long as he learns his lesson, right?
#63 to #57 - htmm (09/25/2015) [-]
Guaranteed that kid doesn't have a broken nose. At MOST it's bloodied, which will heal in minutes.

**** off back to your pussy state where no one can be hurt or killed. Mean while the rest of us will raise children by giving them REASONS to be smart, not just becuase "Well I said so!"

Obviously I'm not going to shot my kid in the chest to prove guns are dangerous. But hitting the breaks a little hard to teach him to wear a seat belt? Kid will be fine, and he will be smarter. Don't take this far right field and say I'm advocating child abuse.

People like you, letting, and beardgasm are the reason kids are turning into disrespectful ***** that are too ignorant to do the smart things. Because people like you want to baby them.
User avatar #76 to #63 - letting (09/25/2015) [-]
I'm a perfectly reasonable, sensible, and polite person.

I wore my seatbelt because I was told to do so, not because I had my face smashed. This kid didn't even look like he was refusing to do so, just that he had no idea he should be wearing it.

That's like the first time your 3-year-old takes a cookie out of the cookie jar, instead of saying "No!" you smack them and send them to bed.

They don't know why. They'll never do it again. You don't realize you're raising a serial killer filled with resentment.
User avatar #70 to #63 - beardgasm (09/25/2015) [-]
Or maybe you just tell him he's going to break his face if he doesn't wear a seatbelt instead of actually doing it?

Maybe the reason kids are so stupid is because we treat them like they need a beating in order to understand something simple.

And assuming his nose is only bloody, how is giving your child a bloody nose not child abuse?
#52 to #40 - greekrascal (09/25/2015) [-]
At first I thought your comment was going to be really cringy. But then I read the rest of it and was pleasantly surprised.
#41 to #40 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
Apparently all that pain from your dad ********** you every night didn't make you a better person though.
#42 to #41 - samoaspider (09/25/2015) [-]
[x] post as anonymous
User avatar #31 to #29 - MrTurdTastic (09/25/2015) [-]
How about a broken nose is temporary but knowing that your son won't be killed by being flung through the windscreen of a car is well worth it.
User avatar #25 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (09/25/2015) [-]
pffft my dad used to hit me harder than that

#20 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
thats one way to knock some sense into your kids.
User avatar #8 - elricbebopventure (09/25/2015) [-]
God I can't wait to have a son that I can mess with
#4 - SilverHammer (09/24/2015) [-]
Pure, beautiful Webm material here, people.
User avatar #44 - scorpidea (09/25/2015) [-]
Heh Heh...hehehe... more videos of kids getting hurt please.
User avatar #24 - sinonyx ONLINE (09/25/2015) [-]
add "it's a prank"

and suddenly the comments would be in a rage
User avatar #16 - asotil (09/25/2015) [-]
ugoboom I found you some gold
User avatar #17 to #16 - ugoboom ONLINE (09/25/2015) [-]
***** if you were a real fan you'd know that was already in part 28
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User avatar #59 to #17 - mrsixinch ONLINE (09/25/2015) [-]
damn savage
User avatar #60 - aaronjamesfortson (09/25/2015) [-]
You could have just told him to put on a ******* seat belt. Dick.
User avatar #66 to #60 - robotvoice (09/25/2015) [-]
and now he'll never have to tell him again.
User avatar #73 to #66 - aaronjamesfortson (09/25/2015) [-]
I'd rather tell them over and over again than **** up their face and potentially kill them
User avatar #72 to #66 - aaronjamesfortson (09/25/2015) [-]
doubtful
#50 - xsirwafflezx (09/25/2015) [-]
The sound he makes before he gets rekt always makes me think of these things.
#28 - avyon (09/25/2015) [-]
I Made Dis
#53 to #28 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (09/25/2015) [-]
You should have made something different it seems
This is the first pic I saw so here it is, Bro Team fending off dinosaurs.
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