Scumbag Guard. Made it on Memegenerator.... rowan a Fr Tannin TO BE. The law is the same for everyone. I for one admire their integrity. funny skyrim meme guard
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User avatar #1 - rikter (10/19/2013) [+] (19 replies)
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The law is the same for everyone. I for one admire their integrity.
#5 - lordfluffs (10/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#13 - miscarriage (10/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#12 - nightmarecorpse (10/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#8 - trollzorr (10/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Me in skyrim
Me in skyrim
#20 - exceeding ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
The moment i stepped into your city everyone became my hostage
#4 - mraye (10/19/2013) [-]
To be honest if some guy discovered he could fly without wings, or mechanical assistance, we'd photograph the hell out of that and within weeks we'd all be like,

"Oh hey, there goes Larry, the Human Flying-Squirrel. Dick."
#25 - Ihazfunkitty (10/20/2013) [-]
>be harbinger of the companions   
>talk to a guard   
>"so, youre the new member of the companions? so you what, fetch the mead"   
>kill that guard   
>guise its cool, im the thane
>be harbinger of the companions
>talk to a guard
>"so, youre the new member of the companions? so you what, fetch the mead"
>kill that guard
>guise its cool, im the thane
#21 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (10/20/2013) [-]
stole from secret chest and ended up overencumbered and decided to use whirlwind sprint to travel faster to smith my new stuff to make it better and then sell it. turn and see guard following me to tell me to stop. freak out and speed walk as fast as I can using whirlwind sprint as often as possible. turn around and hes right ******* behind me. feel like im in a horror movie where no matter how fast or how far you run that scary guy who was slowly walking behind you watching you run your ass off is right on your tail the entire ******* time.
User avatar #37 - thejerseyjenn (10/20/2013) [+] (38 replies)
Well you have to remember than Ulfric shouted king Toryg apart.
User avatar #69 to #64 - mitchr (10/20/2013) [-]
I agree with you there. I always sided with the Empire.
See, if the stormcloaks win, then great, they won independence. ... Now what?
There's a ton of foreshadowing hinting at a second great war approaching in Skyrim. With all the Thalmor does, the strife caused, everything, it's inevitable.
When that time comes, without Skyrim in the Empire... then everybody is ****** . Not just the Nords, not just the Imperials. Everyone. Remember how the Thalmor led genocides against their own people? That, except on the scale of the entire continent. They would purge all the human and non-high/wood elf races. And even then only certain sections of the wood and high elves. They'd kill everyone. There'd have to be a unified force rallied against them, and that means not only Imperials, but Nords, Orcs, Dark Elves, dragons, everyone.

And this is what I hope will be next:
Elder Scrolls VI: Alliance.
User avatar #18 - redstonealchemist (10/20/2013) [-]
*see's well known hero of destiny take down three dragons simultaneously using a cacophony of Shouts*
"maybe i'm the dragonborn and didn't know it"
#96 - zomaru (10/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I'm sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of Instantaneous death.
#95 - atomicoption (10/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Then there's this 						******					.
Then there's this ****** .
#93 - romdadon (10/20/2013) [-]
hfw he tries to arrest the high king of skyrim
User avatar #68 - guiguito (10/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
they don't actualy arrest you tho.
User avatar #71 to #68 - sgc (10/20/2013) [-]
they will if you don't **** off doing it
#104 - anonymous (10/20/2013) [-]
I was in Whiterun and I see an imperial messenger go running through the city, mind you the city is controlled by the Stormcloaks. So I kill him and he falls behind the smiths workbench and I try to move the body to a more appropriate place, under bridge at the entrance of the town. Next thing you know I'm swarmed by guards, kill them all, throw them and their equipment into the ravine, I get arrested for dropping one of the swords on the ground.
User avatar #79 - nativninja (10/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I made a new playthrough. what fighting style should I adopt?
User avatar #66 - thrashbat **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I used to use ancient power too... until I took an arrow to the knee!
User avatar #10 - pfccross (10/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
you dont get arrested for shouting unless you actually hit someone. otherwise they just ask you to stop.
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