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#26 - kaboomz (08/31/2015) [-]
"hello? 911? yeah im huh... robbing this guy's home and i found a bunch of pics you might wanna take a look at..."
"hmm what kind of pics?"
"naked kids"
"okay sir we are sending a patrol car dont leave the house"
"okay ill be sitting on the couch"


white burglars
#237 to #26 - ghostofnignaz (09/01/2015) [-]
Umm, where did they mention the burglars where white

I think its kinda racist of you by saying that just because they re white they dont like pedophiles.

Look at Russians for example, they are all white and all of them have no problems with ******* 12 year old girls.

Pic unrelated.
User avatar #322 to #237 - charak (09/26/2015) [-]
The burglar is white in the photo.
#320 to #237 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
 
User avatar #144 to #26 - pandawarlord (09/01/2015) [-]
Cracking up while reading this
User avatar #259 to #26 - technobanana (09/01/2015) [-]
836 thumbs "prompted by anonymous tip"
User avatar #122 to #26 - thegreenbutton (09/01/2015) [-]
I like how he also didnt put up a fight with the cops.
User avatar #97 to #26 - deathbysnusnu (09/01/2015) [-]
Canadian Burglars* Family Guy Canadian Alcatraz
User avatar #124 to #97 - kentravyon ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Classic Canadian criminal case
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%A9_Dallaire
Dallaire did not attempt to break down the door, and waited for the police to arrive.
The defense attorney is a professor at my uni and my gf was in his course.
Apparently some extra bits from the case
- When the P.M.'s wife opened the bedroom door instead of the p.m. he apologized to her and walked across the hall and waited for security.
- The officer who arrested him was overweight and out of breath from running up the stairs. (and back and forth due to the forgotten key) The accused took extra care to ensure it was easy for the officer to handcuff him.
User avatar #105 to #26 - austinrocket (09/01/2015) [-]
"might wanna take a look at..."
911 no
#58 to #26 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
He could've done the right thing by just making an anonymous phone call.... He didn't have to get caught
#126 to #26 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/01/2015) [-]
Except he didn't wait for the cops
#201 to #26 - crateopl (09/01/2015) [-]
This happened in Spain a couple of years ago.

The burglar broke in and got a bunch of stuff including some videotapes. When he saw what was there, he sent the vids to the police with the information of the trainer. Spanish police put him on surveillance and soon enough they verified the accusation.

Furthermore, the thief story was consistent because the trainer DID denounced the burglary .


They never catched the burglar .
User avatar #91 to #26 - ledd (09/01/2015) [-]
Description under the picture implies that it was an anonymous tip and burglar was not found - "presumably from the burglar".
User avatar #12 - doomedalive (08/31/2015) [-]
there are probably more criminals, even those who murdered people, out there than you think who have enough morality left to care about children.

I vaguely remember something about some dad who did some thing with his newborn and confessed and got gang raped by inmates.
#267 to #12 - stimate (09/01/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, I remember, it was this guy.
He didn't only rape his one year old stepson, he also killed him and ran away.
That douchebag got what he deserved, if you ask me.
User avatar #270 to #267 - whatyousay (09/01/2015) [-]
Damn that picture is pretty ****** up still deserved it though
#311 to #267 - anon (09/02/2015) [-]
what thrifty said also he turned himself in
#273 to #267 - thrifty (09/01/2015) [-]
Hmm... isn't that a picture of the guy wrongly accused of child abuse? And then gang raped, and then raped again (ripping the stitches out)...

Someone must know.
#184 to #12 - BloodyTurds ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
What about molesting Squids? Or babies
User avatar #236 to #184 - deathpawz ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
SQUID KIDS
User avatar #141 to #12 - infinitereaper (09/01/2015) [-]
Morality is just an illusion. There is no right. There is no wrong. Where a random assort of organic material that came to life. Floating on a rock in space, probably filled with an endless assortment of sentient species. All of them evolved different. On other worlds evil is good and good is evil. Some species probably have no concept of morality at all. Children, adults, it doesn't matter. If evil exists, though I doubt it does, it doesn't matter who or what it's done too.

It's ridiculous that people claim to believe in morality but support immoral acts happening to people they think deserve it.
And nobody thinks about what they deserve, as parasites of the Earth.
User avatar #168 to #141 - distortedflare ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Wow there lets try and calm down on that edgyness
User avatar #169 to #168 - infinitereaper (09/01/2015) [-]
Great throw buzzwords at **** you don't like. Reality isn't nice. Universe is literally a ******* void. Matter is 99.99 percent space. **** . **** isn't true just because you don't like it. Deal with it.
User avatar #170 to #169 - distortedflare ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
I aim to please
User avatar #171 to #170 - infinitereaper (09/01/2015) [-]
It's all self satisfaction. Just hate that no one wants to admit it.
User avatar #193 to #171 - klaes (09/01/2015) [-]
If society decides what is morally right or wrong, then within that society there is a sense of good and evil. I will agree with you that there's no such thing as universal morality. That is, in the state of nature, killing someone isn't an immoral act in itself.

However, humanity is a society, not just a species. Within the context of our society, murder is wrong. Within the context of most societies, child abuse is wrong.

And it´s not self satisfaction, it's pillars to help society function. People cling to moral law because without some form of it, we'd have an extremely difficult time functioning as a species.
User avatar #228 to #193 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
And what part of that isn't self satisfaction ?
User avatar #241 to #228 - klaes (09/01/2015) [-]
The part where we create our own moralities as communities to you know, survive. Self satisfaction is " a feeling of being very pleased or satisfied with yourself and what you have done", not "a feeling of functioning and not being killed on the streets by people who society won't frown upon".

Let me clarify a little by saying that I'm not someone who believes we are born as inherently moral creatures, or that morality is somehow above all else. I think morality is an essential tool to help society work, and that we craft our own definitions of it based on how we'd like our communities to function. That isn't to make ourselves feel nice, that's to avoid conflict and facilitate progress.
User avatar #242 to #241 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
But that's still self satisfaction. "I will get the feeling of being very pleased with myself through cooperation"
There's just no way around it
User avatar #243 to #242 - klaes (09/01/2015) [-]
So what isn't self satisfaction? I'm curious.

Under that logic, charity, self-sacrifice, companionship, love, and whatever else are all different forms of self-satisfaction. I don't openly and vehemently disagree with that perspective, it has some merit. When I donate to a charity, I feel good about it. Denying that is silly.

That said, if all actions we take are self-satisfaction, then why bother painting it out in such a negative light? If there is no such thing as an entirely selfless act, then criticizing systems and actions that are as close to selfless as possible is an exercise in futility.
User avatar #272 to #243 - shadowblaziard ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Defintely not the topic at hand, but your use of words is great. Almost as if I was reading out of a book. And to the anon below these are big words for all non-native speakers, trust me.
User avatar #313 to #272 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (09/03/2015) [-]
Tbh it's not really the big words that are the problem, it's the order in which he uses them. It's a bit like Stephen fry if you know what I mean
User avatar #314 to #313 - shadowblaziard ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
I do not, sadly.
User avatar #315 to #314 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
He's a word magician
User avatar #316 to #315 - shadowblaziard ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
Anything by him you recommend me to read?
User avatar #317 to #316 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
He's mostly a vocal sound magician
User avatar #318 to #317 - shadowblaziard ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
Oh well thats briliant too, I just started in those The Witcher books and they are pretty damn good
User avatar #296 to #272 - klaes (09/01/2015) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #299 to #296 - shadowblaziard ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
You're welcome. On the topic what is at hand though. First off it's a very debatable, what is right and what is wrong. I suppose you are right when you say that we have these morals to keep a functioning society, even though we all though it is entirely our nature. I'll admit I am rather selfish and given the opportunity I will always choose whats best for me but I think that we all tend to that if I'm being frank. Being selfish is not per se a bad thing, it is in what way you are selfish. You can still be selfish but also not be a hinderance to others in any way. Just to clarify I am not saying anyone here is entirely wrong or right on this subject., thats the great thing about it you can discuss endlessly.
User avatar #244 to #243 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
use less big words pls

yeah there we get the ol' "if everything is x then what is y?" discussion

I don't necessarily think it's a bad thing. It's sobering if anything
#246 to #244 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
holy **** lol which one of those words were big?
User avatar #245 to #244 - klaes (09/01/2015) [-]
Sorry bad habit from philosophy classes. They graded us on language as well and it's a ****** habit that stuck. If it sounds like I'm replacing logic with vocab words, my bad.

If you don't think it's a bad thing then it's perfectly okay. The tone I got from the guy I replied to at first implied that self-satisfaction was somehow a bad thing, which, if he really is nihilistic and thinks nothing matters, doesn't make much sense to me.

Cheers either way.
User avatar #248 to #245 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Not really, I'm just tired. It's not really that you use big words, it's that your sentences are kinda drawn out and 'fancy'. We don't take too kindly on your kind here...

Yeah. Well, I think he has one very pertinent point to it... People like to paint themselves as 'better than others' for whatever reason which would be a falsehood if people really only were operating in self interest.

You too.
#221 to #193 - skebaba ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
>Murdering is wrong
>Countries having armies says otherwise
User avatar #240 to #221 - klaes (09/01/2015) [-]
Sure, if you use that definition of murder. Most societies consider killing another man on the battlefield to not be murder, so they don't view it as an immoral act.

The entire point of my comment was that societies are the ones which decide which act is immoral and which is not.
#247 to #240 - skebaba ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Any killing is murder.
User avatar #249 to #247 - klaes (09/01/2015) [-]
See, that's according to you. According to 99% of modern societies, if you kill someone by accident that's manslaughter. Different charges along with vastly different moral implications.

Other societies had much looser moral rules revolving around killing people. An article on headhunting will show plenty of this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headhunting

If you believe in absolutes, aka killing is always murder, lying is always wrong, etc. That's great, good for you. Expecting other people to subscribe to the same viewpoint is a bit silly though.
#275 to #249 - skebaba ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
I go by the principle of Everything or Nothing.
#282 to #275 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
Around most parts, we call that stupidity.
#207 to #193 - profssortwntyight (09/01/2015) [-]
philosophyxplain pls b0ss ;_;
#185 to #171 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
This is the sort of attitude that starts you on the path of shooting up some school.

Get the **** over yourself.
User avatar #208 to #185 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
**** off
#213 to #208 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
no u
User avatar #218 to #213 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
I don't see how you'd reach that conclusion. Are you really that feeble minded and fed with lies that you'd start shooting up a school if you came to that realisation?
#285 to #218 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
> So feeble minded

My precious euphoria D:
User avatar #292 to #285 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Now I get it if you were slightly bothered with cognitive dissonance, but if you can't even think of them without thinking shooting up school, then I can only feel sorry for you
User avatar #291 to #285 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
But it's ******* true. If you can't take thoughts like that, you ARE weak of mind
User avatar #258 to #171 - jeezloxxy (09/01/2015) [-]
Who hurt you, buddy?
User avatar #215 to #169 - IbeTrollinFewl (09/01/2015) [-]
*linkin park intensifies*
#252 to #141 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
Ah, infinitereaper doing his thing again.

**** off
#179 to #141 - uberbunk ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
You are an antiphilosopher. And not in some cool, deep way either. More in a pseudophilosophical way, like someone who wants very badly to be a poet but can't come up with anything original and decides poetry itself is a crutch. Yes, the universe is absurd, yes, the majority of space is empty, but if you really believe that should reflect any philosophy you should live by... well, then you contradicted yourself by sharing it in the first place, for one. It's like the opposite of being devoutly religious, but just as dogmatic, just as philosophically suicidal. A total dead end, a boring conclusion to waste your time preaching, because Nihilism shouldn't be a conclusion, it should be a vehicle that carries you to existentialism, to absurdity, to exploring all sorts of ideas and philosophies with such a great potential to understand them, accept them, reject them, rinse and repeat, directly through the knowledge that none of them carry any objective truth and are simply ideological paintings and sculptures for your unyielding capacity for speculation and analysis, fields for you to traverse, explore, appreciate and enjoy until you're dead, which, yes, you will one day be...

But, hey, infinitereaper, if Nihilism gives you that sense of purpose you, as a human being, can't help but strive for...well, you do you. But don't argue when people disagree, because, as a Nihilist would say, "What's the point?"
#297 to #179 - infinitereaper (09/01/2015) [-]
The small minded never understand.
Humans need to evolve. Humanity has to change. But it won't, because it doesn't.
Humanity holds itself back, destroys the biosphere, and ruins itself at every turn and corner.
So exceedingly corrupt. With most nations on the path to national suicide.
The public is ignorant. Deluded, and chooses pretty lies over the cold reality.

You understand nothing. The way I operate is based on reality.
But this poor little world and it's poor people won't stand for it.

They've got to protect their illusions.
Even if it means the decline of our race.

As the population grows the average IQ declines.
As hundreds of years go by the average size of the human brain adjusted for size continues to shrink.
Disease is on the rise, on scale with pollution and the quality of the food supply.

You couldn't be more wrong. I think it all matters.
But in a world of mindless suicidal drones who refuse to let go of their delusions?

It really is pointless.
The only thing left is gaining the power to manipulate the masses, and move these puppets.
Humanity must evolve at any cost.

And I'll be damned, as long as this dying heart continues to beat, if I'll let any of you parasites stand in my way.
#303 to #297 - uberbunk ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
It's like you're basing your entire philosophy around some twelve year old's ill conceived book report on the abridged works of Nietzsche... not recognizing that to say that the universe is inherently cold is just as absurd as to say it is inherently warm and good. I wanna say you're being a troll, because I've looked through your youtube channel and you seem normal enough. Then again, your profile doesn't imply you've done too much trolling in the past...

...Infinitereaper, you're silly.

I hope world domination works out for you.

Later.
User avatar #304 to #303 - infinitereaper (09/01/2015) [-]
How about you consider, just for a moment, your ignorance and current intellectual capacity leave you not understanding my point at all. The world you live in is an illusion. Yet you want to talk about silly.

It's impossible to have a conversation with someone who doesn't see things for what they are.
Warm, cold. There is no such thing.

Humanity is merely a product of it's biology.
The truth isn't found in feelings of justice or meaning. The truth is the truth.

And the truth is more important than anything.
Perhaps one day when you grow up, or have your illusions shattered right before your eyes, you'll think back to my words, and you'll understand.

For now enjoy the bliss. Like the rest of these fools.
#306 to #304 - anon (09/02/2015) [-]
#301 to #297 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
Bitch can you read
#224 to #141 - genmatthew (09/01/2015) [-]
Ow the edge
User avatar #253 to #224 - cubanwhiteman (09/01/2015) [-]
Why is Kirby and Lesbian Goku there?
User avatar #256 to #253 - genmatthew (09/01/2015) [-]
American cover art Kirby always looks super edgy. He's angrier looking than the Japanese Kirby. As for the other characters, lesbian goku isn't what I'd use to describe them.
#155 to #141 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
I see what you're saying but you're just generalizing now, which makes you a faggot. Now shut up, you're scaring all the kids with your edginess.
User avatar #156 to #155 - infinitereaper (09/01/2015) [-]
Everybody in this ******* comment section is generalizing.
It's only okay when you do it. ****** ******** .
#182 to #141 - sljbucket (09/01/2015) [-]
Pls don't kill people
#145 to #141 - redcapz (09/01/2015) [-]
dude, no.
While I get like this sometimes, it's bad to start going all philosophical. People dislike it from my experience.
User avatar #146 to #145 - infinitereaper (09/01/2015) [-]
Dude, I don't give a **** . The truth is the truth. Watching these ******* hypocrites makes me sick.
#148 to #146 - redcapz (09/01/2015) [-]
I'm not your dude, bro
#173 to #146 - dankestmemer (09/01/2015) [-]
Rust, please behave, you ARE scaring the children and the adults, please, enjoy yourself while you still can, its not like your time here its going to change just because you are being the special one around the block. Life is what it is and there´s no way to change it
#199 to #146 - patchiguess (09/01/2015) [-]
You aren't even being philosophical, you're just being edgy. You aren't special, everyone else knows this stuff too, but if you let this stuff dominate your life you're never going to be happy.
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#268 to #141 - stimate (09/01/2015) [-]
Crawling in my skiiiin, these wounds they will not heaaaaaal!
#260 to #141 - deadmanlopez (09/01/2015) [-]
wow you're so edgy and cool, yeah tell it like it is man. I bet all the kids and class say "wow he's so deep" every time you say something
#219 to #141 - warlordelite (09/01/2015) [-]
Now lets calm down with the philosophy here Platon. There are many rights or wrongs in this world we live in. For everyone its different, that makes uss uniqe.

PS: The egdyness is scaring the children. Isent it right to care for the children
User avatar #150 to #141 - manananggal (09/01/2015) [-]
Hey dude, maybe our morals are not the same, but you cannot deny, there's no such human being who does things for the sake of evil itself people always try to do what is "good" whether people see it differently.
User avatar #152 to #150 - infinitereaper (09/01/2015) [-]
People do everything they do in self interest. In other words selfishness. Good, evil. There is no difference. People who do good things do it because it feels good. People who do bad things do it because it feels good. It's all the same. So like I said. Just a game with made up rules. That's all this is. Life. Society. Civilization. For now.
#181 to #152 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
Okay, let's hear a word from someone who was an ************ selfclaimed philosopher himself:

You are right. But experience with society tells me that everyone who doesn't take you serious in any way is right to do so. Because your thougts aren't helpful at all and everyone knows that besides you. Everything you say doesn't provide anything to the discussion and you are better off keeping that thoughts to yourself.

You will probably answer me now with some nihilistic **** . You will tell me that I should accept the truth and that I'm lying to myself. And to be honest, yeah, my answer doesn't matter in any way. But I sorta feel for you, that's why I want to advice you for the sake of your own happiness (and for the happiness of everyone around you) to stop being an edgy ******** as I was. Because it's a really unfullfilling existence.

inb4 "I find my lifestyle very fullfilling!"

No you don't. You just don't know yet how wonderful it is to not feel excluded all the time.
User avatar #227 to #181 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Being excluded has nothing to do with this
User avatar #196 to #152 - manananggal (09/01/2015) [-]
plus there is nothing wrong about self interest man, for as long as you don't harm or disrespect on someone's right. Say would you easily forgive me if I murder you and say It's part of the rules? of course not!
User avatar #195 to #152 - manananggal (09/01/2015) [-]
*sigh* well would it be better for people to do what they beleive is right? becuse from my understanding, bad is only "spoiled goodness" everything is good, just that one has to believe through his human nature what is the right thign to do... Plus what's so bad on doing good, to make yourself feel better?
User avatar #232 to #152 - satansferret (09/01/2015) [-]
I agreed with you until you said "it's just a game" and "for now". Those words alone killed your entire thought.
#180 to #152 - uberbunk ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Well, not exactly made up. More of... organically arrived at. For example, a person may feel good about killing people, and society may be unhappy when someone keeps killing people. Therefore, the majority will call this person "evil", and that person themself, with their nontraditional ideology, may try to argue, "but how can I be evil when what I do feels good?"

A silly argument, because society can just as well argue "How can it be good when to us it seems evil?"

You can't make any choice without making it. A Serial Killer kills and society responds as society will respond. Is morality objective? No, its based around years of evolution telling us "It is bad when humans kill humans". The occasional anomaly is treated as such. They aren't subject to some universal objective concept of evil or guilt, no such thing exists, and therefore is not what is being referred to with the word "evil". What is being referred to is what is seen by the accuser (whether they be an individual or a society) as wrong.

Subjective, yes, but still as real as whatever subjective feeling drove you to argue against it.
User avatar #188 to #141 - subaqueousreach (09/01/2015) [-]
So what you're saying is you're also into kiddie porn? You're ******* disgusting. Gtfo edgelord, nobody wants your cringey **** here.
#177 to #141 - jeej (09/01/2015) [-]
Who pissed on your parade?
#289 to #141 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
I get what your trying to say, but its not as complicated as you think

do bad **** , bad **** will happen to you desire at the expense of others

that's how the universe works weather you believe it or not
User avatar #261 to #141 - palmsspaghetti (09/01/2015) [-]
Jesus man, can I give you a hug and tell you everything will be ok in the end? Because I would really like you to feel a little more optimistic. There's nothing wrong with being a realist, mind you. I just want you to be a bit happier.
User avatar #239 to #141 - thinemother (09/01/2015) [-]
Does it bring you joy to **** on everyone's good time, why do you feel the need to be a massive bummer?
User avatar #226 to #141 - procrasturbate (09/01/2015) [-]
CRAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
#178 to #12 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
Most small-time criminals are just people who don't see any other way to make sure they have what they need , which is why teaching criminals work-related skills in jail is effective at stopping repeats.
User avatar #190 to #12 - samthediv (09/01/2015) [-]
Yeah, nonce bashing tend to be a regular thing in prisons. Many prisoners probably have kids themselves.
User avatar #89 to #12 - pokemonstheshiz (09/01/2015) [-]
that's not caring about children, that's looking for an excuse to rape someone with no consequences
#104 to #89 - ziji (09/01/2015) [-]
**ziji used "*roll picture*"**
**ziji rolled image** They are thinking about deterrence......not vengeance. Although rape is wtf.
User avatar #88 to #12 - Faz (09/01/2015) [-]
I somewhat remember that story too but im pretty sure it ended up that the dad confessed whilst having a breakdown of some sort and it was found that he made up the entire thing about molesting his child.

When i first heard the story it was just "Dad molests child, gets gang raped in prison" i laughed but then learning the larger story it made me feel like **** .
#192 to #88 - darknesincontrol (09/01/2015) [-]
**** man, so he didnt raped his kid, but got the most severe punishment by getting gang raped.
#164 to #88 - asftrooper ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
I remember it prefectly. A guy confessed that his raped and murder his baby and confessed to it. As punishment, the inmates raped him fairly often. The whole thing was brought up because Prison rape was being called to question.
User avatar #120 to #12 - talosknight (09/01/2015) [-]
Yeah, in jails, a lot of the dudes in there are fathers, and love their kids. Murder 30 people? People are cautious of you. Raped a kid or child pornographer? You better make peace with God, you're dead.
#121 to #12 - thehistorylover (09/01/2015) [-]
**thehistorylover used "*roll picture*"**
**thehistorylover rolled image**I've heard that in prison, if they find out you hurt a child, especially sexually, or an elderly person, you are going to be everyone's bitch.
#127 to #121 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/01/2015) [-]
a lot of people are in there because they were abused in some way as children.
#18 to #12 - anon (08/31/2015) [-]
Everyone wants to be a good person.
User avatar #79 to #12 - taniv (09/01/2015) [-]
A lot of people in gangs that are murderers, at worst, won't rape. You'd think that even most rapists wouldn't do it to a kid. There are also pedophiles who would live and die without acting on their impulses.
The world is weird.
User avatar #17 to #12 - mrchrist (08/31/2015) [-]
Criminals in prison don't go after child molesters and rapists because their morals. They do it because they know the wardens will look the other way and not punish them severely for it.
User avatar #19 to #17 - thechosentroll (08/31/2015) [-]
Also, a lot of them were abused or molested as kids, so at that point it becomes personal.
#108 to #17 - innocentbabies (09/01/2015) [-]
It's like you think that criminals are sick, twisted sadists who actually enjoy killing people. **** man, most of them end up the way they do because they were raised in a culture where crime is accepted and the only way to get by in life. They just don't know better.
User avatar #112 to #108 - toosexyforyou (09/01/2015) [-]
You're retarded if you think they don't know better.
#113 to #112 - innocentbabies (09/01/2015) [-]
I'm not saying they don't know it's wrong, I'm saying they don't know how to be any different. Sure, a lot of people escape from that kind of life, but not nearly as many as those who can't figure out how. And unless you've got first-hand experience, I don't see why you would understand this any better than me, ******* .
User avatar #101 to #17 - CupcakeMaster (09/01/2015) [-]
Perhaps, but I met a retired sheriff once who knew about a prison with a large mexican population. A lot of them had families so there's that.
#57 to #12 - bananablast (09/01/2015) [-]
My dad used to work in as a guard in a prison in Chicago, and he told me that pretty much anyone in the prison system who has any crime related to children (i.e. possession of child pornography, abuse, kidnapping, murder, etc.) are put into solitary confinement to protect them from the rest of the inmates. Surprisingly, inmates in prison have an honor code, and anyone who does anything to children is instantly taunted, abused, raped, and likely killed if not protected 24/7 by the guards.
#84 to #57 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
As a correctional officer I can say, yeah pretty much. Some places they're just shunned by the population (ex. not allowed to watch tv, not allowed to go to recreation) but at others, they are out right hunted down. It's part of the "Convict code".
#111 to #57 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
because they probably have children/nieces and nephews they wouldn't want hurt.
#281 to #57 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Honor code my ass. You know what is funny? Serial murderers thinking they have any right to look down upon anyone else let alone child molesters. I mean don't get me wrong molesting a child is pretty horrid crime on its own, but how many lives can a child molester destroy, compared to a serial killer?

They are both scum and both deserve their sentence, but I find it ******* hilarious that murderers think they have some moral high ground over child molesters.
#283 to #281 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Let alone child molesters was a bad choice of word. I meant that they have no right to look down to anyone including other prisoners.
#14 to #12 - spartantoaster (08/31/2015) [-]
I think that there are actually programs fro prisons in america, where the wardens have to guard pedophiles because they usually get killed or beaten to a pulp.
User avatar #21 to #14 - unfairlybanned (08/31/2015) [-]
Can confirm, theres a ward of my local prison dedicated to kiddie diddlers.
User avatar #74 to #21 - perform (09/01/2015) [-]
>kiddie diddlers

Nice one.
#100 to #21 - JJrules (09/01/2015) [-]
can also confirm
#7 - ldnelson (08/31/2015) [-]
I may not make an honest buck but I am 100% american, and I don't work for some two bit Nazi
User avatar #31 to #7 - heartlessrobot (09/01/2015) [-]
Source?
#39 to #31 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
User avatar #40 to #39 - heartlessrobot (09/01/2015) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #53 to #7 - schneidend ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Holy **** , my friends and I were talking about this just last night.

Also, isn't it kind of remarkable that The Rocketeer has held up pretty well? I've rewatched it recently and it's still great.
User avatar #62 to #53 - popeflatus (09/01/2015) [-]
Except for the fire proof leg thing.
User avatar #66 to #62 - schneidend ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Meh. Things are next to open flames all the time without catching on fire. His leg's not made of paper.
User avatar #69 to #66 - popeflatus (09/01/2015) [-]
His legs are right next to a 1000 degree Celsius fire. He'd be cooked to a crisp.
User avatar #70 to #69 - schneidend ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Look, it was a working prototype created by Howard Hughes. Howard Hughes doesn't build set-legs-on-fire machines, he builds machines that fly, because he's a genius and an American hero. What are you, a commie?
User avatar #72 to #70 - popeflatus (09/01/2015) [-]
I'm not a commie, I just understand basic physics.
User avatar #73 to #72 - schneidend ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
That's exactly what a communist WOULD say!
#15 to #7 - rowdeemunkee (08/31/2015) [-]
relevant
User avatar #202 to #15 - notsohappygamer (09/01/2015) [-]
joker saves the day yet again
User avatar #1 - xevilpenguinx (08/31/2015) [-]
That burglar deserves a medal.
User avatar #96 to #1 - maton (09/01/2015) [-]
And some cuffs
User avatar #149 to #96 - xevilpenguinx (09/01/2015) [-]
Nah, he's atoned for his crimes by revealing a true criminal.
#288 to #149 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
That is like saying Nazi fanatic is suddenly kay because he ratted out his peers to save his own ass.
#2 to #1 - anon (08/31/2015) [-]
but there were 4 tapes...
#83 to #2 - yuichka ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
#103 - steelplatypus (09/01/2015) [-]
You are bad guy, but this does not mean you're bad guy
User avatar #294 to #103 - hattheifbatman (09/01/2015) [-]
and i crush mans head like sparrow's egg between thighs
User avatar #20 - slapchoppin (08/31/2015) [-]
but did he still steal anything?
User avatar #137 to #20 - vorarephilia (09/01/2015) [-]
the other tapes
User avatar #25 to #20 - reican (08/31/2015) [-]
the pedos dreams
User avatar #16 - BrayBoy (08/31/2015) [-]
Even in prisons they house sexual offenders separately since they are massive targets to the regular criminals. Nothing lower than molesting kids
User avatar #33 to #16 - shenro ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
what about beating and torture of kids, without the molestation part?
User avatar #49 to #33 - BrayBoy (09/01/2015) [-]
I'd personally think molestation and sexual stuff would be worse than that, but I guess thats sort of up for debate.

Neither are good obviously lol
User avatar #235 to #49 - neokun (09/01/2015) [-]
They're equally as ****** up.
User avatar #30 to #16 - heartlessrobot (09/01/2015) [-]
What about putting an empty box of cereal back in the cupboard for your roommate to find?
User avatar #47 to #30 - BrayBoy (09/01/2015) [-]
Well that speaks for itself, they have their own spot in hell
User avatar #45 to #30 - theugandanhero (09/01/2015) [-]
DON'T GET ME ****** STARTED GARY
User avatar #51 to #30 - schneidend ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Worse than a war crime.
User avatar #36 to #30 - qosfortyone (09/01/2015) [-]
close third
User avatar #32 to #30 - potatot ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
no, its worse when the cereal is just a little bit of dust, so you pour it out and just get cereal dust in your bowl
User avatar #34 to #32 - heartlessrobot (09/01/2015) [-]
It's good if you get the dust in the last bowl of Special K Red Berries, since it makes the milk a little thicker and gives it a strawberry taste.
User avatar #35 to #34 - potatot ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
the good does not outweigh the bad
User avatar #37 to #35 - heartlessrobot (09/01/2015) [-]
I'm saying if you have the last bowl, you usually end up getting the dust anyways.
User avatar #38 to #37 - potatot ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
you still have cereal bits in there, not just dust
#41 - sonowraevius (09/01/2015) [-]
When they are both.
User avatar #9 - huszti (08/31/2015) [-]
but... why did he check the files on the pc first instead of just picking it up?
was it his plan all along? did he know or suspect him of it and the whole point of the break-in was to find proof?
#10 to #9 - Millybays (08/31/2015) [-]
No they were VHS tapes ( why the **** anyone would steal VHS tapes i beyond me thought ) after seeing the content he dropped them off with directions to the original owner.
User avatar #22 to #10 - chuca (08/31/2015) [-]
Maybe they were in something else he stole, like a box full of stuff or something? Or maybe they were labeled in a way that made him think they were regular pornos or whatever.
User avatar #13 to #10 - huszti (08/31/2015) [-]
oh, yeah, the text didn't even mention a pc.
but that still would've made more sense than stealing random VHSs
#138 to #13 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
What if he was just searching the area of the house for valuables and came across a secret stash? Dunno if you've ever watched Law & Order: SVU, but most molesters hide their contraband somewhere hard to notice, IE under a floorboard, inside ceilings, that sort of thing. If the crook had experience he may have known where to look for valuables and instead finds a child rape stash.
Next thing, he calls the cops because there's a far worse monster involved.
#11 to #10 - Millybays (08/31/2015) [-]
though*
User avatar #64 - syshusky (09/01/2015) [-]
"911, what is your emergency?"
"Yo, I'm robbing this guy's house-"
"You're robbing a house, sir?"
"Yeah, and I figured I could rub one out since they gone for the evening. So I'm on their computer, my draws around my ankles, and the sick mother ****** didn't close his porn! At first I was disgusted and appalled but then I noticed the porn was of young children."
"...So you looked up porn on somebody's computer, who you were trying to rob, and found child pornography."
"And I stole a sandwich from their refrigerator."
"...Cops will be there momentarily, sir."
"Warn them not to go into the bathroom, Taco Bell came back and kicked my ass like I owed rent."
My mind is a weird place.
#278 to #64 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
X DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SO WEIRD AND QUIRKY
User avatar #28 - Sinrik (08/31/2015) [-]
kill 50 people and no one in prison cares, rape a kid and your up **** creak and hearing banjos
User avatar #42 to #28 - clavatninenine (09/01/2015) [-]
because if you kill 50 people you get executed.

You rape a kid and the moment you're out of prison you WISH they executed you.
User avatar #8 - breaken (08/31/2015) [-]
Better Call Saul - What's the difference between a bad guy and a criminal?
I've known good criminals and dirty cops
#225 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
Posting as anon because this opinion typically russles jimmies, but hear me out.

I always feel really bad for people who are attracted to children. They are seen as the epitome of evil and scum of the Earth and are often publicly humiliated. At the end of the day they can't help being attracted to children. It's in their programming. Albeit, something has clearly gone wrong, but I am of the opinion that something must also have gone wrong in homosexuals and transgenders and all the other tumblr-fairies who aren't merely pretending. There is no evolutionary advantage in being attracted to members of the same sex nor in being attracted to members of the species too young to procreate. These particular traits do not propagate the species in any way and therefore are against evolution and so I would dare to use the word 'unnatural'.

Now, I am not a homophobe - I believe that the existence of celebrated homosexuality in today's Western society is something to be really proud of. It is evidence that we as a species have transcended merely trying to survive: as individuals we now have much more purpose than to simply procreate. I simply use the term 'unnatural' because I am talking about a natural process - homosexuality is not chosen it is a part of an individual's nature, but in the same way that you don't choose to be gay - you don't choose to be attracted to children.

The difference is that being attracted to children is a problem, whereas being homosexual is not. Children are inherently naive and therefore any form of sexual contact with a child is and should be considered a violation of that child's rights. Put simply, children should be completely off-limits. There is no way to make a paedophile's attraction a safe reality but that does not make that individual evil, just in need of help. The only way forward is to 'cure' that individual. I feel sorry for them because there does not exist a method more advanced than psychology to assist them, and because the general public demonise them to the point where they are worse than men who chose to murder, who chose to steal and so I imagine it would be a monumental task to open up to anyone about these 'feelings'.

I am aware that paedophiles who go to prison choose to molest kids. My sympathy goes to those who are attracted to children and have managed to stifle their libido for their entire lives, those who cannot tell anyone of their unnatural desires to get help.

#251 to #225 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
I concur with you wholeheartedly
#266 to #225 - khassar (09/01/2015) [-]
I agree with you on the morals. Just some minor nitpicking, there is a biological advantage to homosexuality, for the entire species in case of strict homosexuality and for the individual in the case of bisexuality. Some reptile species have males that attract more females if they engage in regular homosexual activites, oddly enough. Human homosexuals are not completely explained in this regard, though.
User avatar #284 to #225 - tsoper (09/01/2015) [-]
This is exactly what i believe but my friends think im secretely a pedophile for sympathizing with them. The thirst is real, especially when you cant quench it. It sucks all around
#293 to #225 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
I completely agree with you. I kinda think the possesion of CP shouldn't be punishable. Or at least not by huge jail sentences. Distribution? Perhaps.

I mean when comes to owning CP, the damage has already been done, it's not like you can "unmolest" the victims and the dudes just want to have some good fap, which may reduce the chance they will actually commit to the act since they quenched the thirst. But maybe I'm wrong.
User avatar #186 - neoexdeath ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
"So hey, since I told you guys about the kiddy porn, would you be like, totally ******* pissed if I made off with his TV to sell for crack? Just asking."
#176 - uberbunk ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
>Acquire kiddie porn
>Break into house
>Plant kiddie porn throughout house
>Report homeowner to police
User avatar #143 - ilovemyguns (09/01/2015) [-]
"It's one thing to be a criminal, it's another to be actual ******* scum"
Tumblr logic at work here, people. These people are scum. They're robbing other people's **** and selling it for a profit. This is what scum is.
#140 - balor (09/01/2015) [-]
I don't think all crime constitutes being called scum. Not everyone who smokes weed or shoplifts are scum.
But people who break into other people's homes are scum.
It's just that some scum is less scummy than other scum.
User avatar #29 - thewalruss (09/01/2015) [-]
Children are not scum.
#44 to #29 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
lol nice one
User avatar #56 to #29 - clavatninenine (09/01/2015) [-]
some are.

have you played on xbox live?
#46 - theroflcer (09/01/2015) [-]
What's awesome is this is not an isolated case, This whole 'robber finds evidence on paedophile' has happened numerous times before.
My faith in humanity is far from broken.
User avatar #106 to #46 - supahsayin (09/01/2015) [-]
I wanna see a comp of those cases, but I'm not gonna look around myself since "robber finds child porn" won't look too good to My ISPs
User avatar #116 to #46 - silentark (09/01/2015) [-]
I chatted for a while with a couple of prisoners on day release from a nearby prison For those who don't know, dayrelease is where prisoners with good behaviour and nearing the end of their sentence can be released from prison daily to volunteer, though they have to be back in prison by an allotted time and cant go elsewhere (we were both volunteering at a charity store), both said one universal thing from petty thieves to hardened criminals is that anyone that harms or abuses children is immediately considered the bottom-of-the-barrel scum and said prisoners convicted of these crimes are relentlessly beaten, tortured, raped in prison.

TLR- **** with children, get ****** up in prison.
#110 to #46 - isolovegames (09/01/2015) [-]
Dude thieves are made of best friend material if you keep your pockets empty. Though I've never stolen anything I can't say going on adventures with said friend hasn't brought forth some of the best experiences I've ever had.
#222 - reinbowxdash (09/01/2015) [-]
**reinbowxdash used "*roll picture*"**
**reinbowxdash rolled image** I agree. Children now days are scum.
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