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User avatar #6 - gameshredder (03/22/2015) [-]
The floor is lava
User avatar #2 - mrsnowballs (03/22/2015) [-]
*places homework on the floor*
#144 to #2 - camaster (03/23/2015) [-]
What is it with you people and copypasta comments?
#150 to #144 - anon (03/23/2015) [-]
wanting these imaginary internet points aka green thumbs
#1 - lukashein (03/22/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #43 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
If I was to go back in time and wanted to convince people I was a wizard I'd bring this.
User avatar #46 to #43 - DoktorHax (03/23/2015) [-]
You should expect the spanish inquisition to step in and **** your day right up.
User avatar #50 to #46 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
Fool. Nobody expects the spanish inquisition,
#54 to #50 - sinnfeiner (03/23/2015) [-]
Have This
Have This
#69 to #50 - elyiia (03/23/2015) [-]
The Spanish Inquisition was required to give notice, so in fact everyone excepted the Spanish Inquisition.
User avatar #77 to #69 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
Yes but the majority of people couldn't read.
#123 to #46 - presentdent (03/23/2015) [-]
Let me drop some history on you.

Actually, the Spanish Inquisition was super lenient towards witches compared to the rest of Europe. In fact, it was part of inquisition policy to give more mild punishments to witches than Jews or Muslims. For example, if a Jewish converso was found to have relapsed back into Judaism, they were automatically killed. Not so for witches. In addition, inquisitors were allowed to confiscate the property of those accused of being relapsed jews, while the confiscation of property was forbidden in the case of witches (although this was sometimes violated, as by Diego de Sarmiento of Barcelona, but he was removed from the case because of it).

In 1611-1614, an inquisitor named Alonso de Salazar conducted a multi-year long investigation in the Basque country of Spain, where there was some witch fever going on (accusations left and right, local burnings, even an Inquisition auto de fe held in 1609). He wanted to learn the truth, and through cross-examining the witches, he realized most of them were lying, confessing about dreams or making up stories in hopes of their confessions making the Inquisition treat them more leniently -- and then they'd point out neighbors who'd do the same (or try to **** over people they didn't like). He also conducted experiments to test the validity of their claims, like the various potions/ointments they said could kill cattle and children. When tested on cattle, sheap, etc. and on one of the accused witches... nothing happened.

He finally wrote back to the Grand Inquisitor saying this was all nonsense, and they believed him! Spanish Inquisition stopped its persecution of witches, while the rest of Europe continued to go nuts.
#131 to #123 - rollfourexplain (03/23/2015) [-]
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Well that's grand! Thanks for the history lesson!
User avatar #125 to #123 - compared (03/23/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you have a great day.
User avatar #10 - alalalalal (03/22/2015) [-]
Its the rare element , mixtapeium.
#130 to #10 - privilege ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
dat perfect 999 thumbs. It Would be shame if something... happens to it.
User avatar #134 to #10 - xxDanvelxx (03/23/2015) [-]
Damn ****** you the winrar archiver.
#143 to #10 - honkan (03/23/2015) [-]
I haven't seen a comment with that many thumbs since 2012. Well done.
I haven't seen a comment with that many thumbs since 2012. Well done.
User avatar #49 to #32 - derpityhurr (03/23/2015) [-]
"Well officer, I've got some fire in the CD player"
#41 - ridleycougar ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
toasty
toasty
#141 to #41 - theycallmesatan (03/23/2015) [-]
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User avatar #23 - zuereuz (03/22/2015) [-]
man who explains science things explain pls
User avatar #129 to #23 - incognitoad (03/23/2015) [-]
>>#53, This would be my guess. Scienceexplain might be able to extrapolate some more.
User avatar #53 to #23 - nywrestler (03/23/2015) [-]
Couldn't say for sure but I would guess that he poured a small amount of denser than air combustible gas and allowed it the spread out throughout the room. Lit it, the gas ignites and then burns out harmlessly.

User avatar #122 to #23 - techjoker (03/23/2015) [-]
Where is of Jimbles when you have need for most.
User avatar #57 to #23 - swoods (03/23/2015) [-]
We did something similar in my college chem class. Chances are it is a tube filled with methane gas condensed in liquid nitrogen then lit on fire as it starts to boil at room temperature. Then the liquid is thrown across the ground while on fire and boils quickly against the warmer ground.
#31 to #23 - demonruler (03/23/2015) [-]
Man place fire on ground. Fire and ground fight. Bam bam bam goes ground. Fire loses
User avatar #100 to #31 - zuereuz (03/23/2015) [-]
thank you demonruler that was very informative
#151 to #100 - demonruler (03/23/2015) [-]
You're so welcome
#15 - infinitereaper (03/22/2015) [-]
Wish my chem class was that cool   
turns out... it's all, math
Wish my chem class was that cool
turns out... it's all, math
User avatar #35 to #15 - deafmagnets (03/23/2015) [-]
you had the ******* chance.... to say meth but you wasted it
#47 to #35 - infinitereaper (03/23/2015) [-]
I injected 2 many maths
#44 to #15 - feupy ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
I feel your pain.
#51 to #44 - infinitereaper (03/23/2015) [-]
I was so excited to study economics....
I gave up on inventing because of maths,
Sciencing too, math is always in the way of my dreams.
But I'm trying very hard.
User avatar #104 to #51 - feupy ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
Good luck ! Thankfully I'm already done with everything, I've already danced naked in the moonlight to celebrate the last maths lecture of my life. Well, even after that chemistry kept on being maths in disguise but well.
#153 to #51 - anon (03/23/2015) [-]
Math is incredibly useful and makes everything easier if you can get it right. It's also incredibly easy if you take the time to learn it.
User avatar #9 - jonnyfrosty (03/22/2015) [-]
When you accidently drop your mixtape in a literal sense
#11 - techyphoenix (03/22/2015) [-]
Today kids I'm going to show how to play The Floor is Lava. Begin by setting the floor alight. Add robo sharks to taste.
User avatar #58 to #18 - sorinshrouds ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
Fukken Golden Sun
#113 to #58 - anon (03/23/2015) [-]
omg I still haven't beat the second one.... what have I been doing with my life?
#24 - soulkiller (03/23/2015) [-]
Summoning Satan has never been this easy
#142 to #24 - theycallmesatan (03/23/2015) [-]
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#90 - ocheon (03/23/2015) [-]
*farts near other kids face.
*farts near other kids face.
#48 - kaflip (03/23/2015) [-]
I bet he got *fire*d
#38 - anon (03/23/2015) [-]
#93 - luxinator ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
>YFW floor is actually made of 			*******		 lava.
>YFW floor is actually made of ******* lava.
User avatar #103 to #93 - opinionexplain (03/23/2015) [-]
But... Why is the lava ******* ?
#108 to #103 - suitedjames (03/23/2015) [-]
Because it's in heat.
#4 - warmbuns (03/22/2015) [-]
all hail the fire lord!
all hail the fire lord!
#62 to #4 - SilverHammer (03/23/2015) [-]
Excuse me?
User avatar #65 to #62 - kitluck (03/23/2015) [-]
Phoenix King, sorry my lord.
#102 - rollingpicture (03/23/2015) [-]
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When your nova shield gets depleted
#115 to #102 - stifflimb (03/23/2015) [-]
When you kill someone on Bloodlust skill tree
#148 to #115 - rollingpicture (03/23/2015) [-]
When that one bandit won't jump down from the platform
#149 to #148 - stifflimb (03/23/2015) [-]
When you are dead tired and just want them dead!
When you are dead tired and just want them dead!
#152 to #149 - rollingpicture (03/23/2015) [-]
When you really want bacon strips but your friends aren't taking a hint
When you really want bacon strips but your friends aren't taking a hint
#154 to #152 - stifflimb (03/23/2015) [-]
If they cant take a hint regarding bacon.. are they really your friends?
#157 to #154 - rollingpicture (03/23/2015) [-]
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Well, those restraining orders can get in the way...
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Well, those restraining orders can get in the way...
#158 to #157 - stifflimb (03/24/2015) [-]
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Only if you allow them too!
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Only if you allow them too!
#159 to #158 - rollingpicture (03/24/2015) [-]
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Indeed, my gengar X missingno fanart will surely help me qoncuer them!
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User avatar #64 - leonhardt (03/23/2015) [-]
The Floor Is Lava: Hard Mode

Also science makes it alarmingly easy to cosplay as a fire mage
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