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#12 - craptola (05/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Wait so if I suffer a burn they'll treat me with some guys foreskin?
Wait so if I suffer a burn they'll treat me with some guys foreskin?
User avatar #19 - konradkurze (05/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
10 million sperm in the balls

Schnizel recreates the holocaust every time he faps them out to die
User avatar #16 - Kelsenial (05/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My neighbor is a burn victim, I'm going to start calling him pecker face
User avatar #29 - Funnel (05/21/2014) [-]
Fun fact: if you join together all your blood veins into one long vein, and lay it across earths equator, you would die.
User avatar #23 - guiguito (05/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Bones are ******** , i feel on concrete, my bones broke, the concrete din't, also i am able to break a thin bone with my hands, but not a thin concrete bar.
#21 - bluerangermartin (05/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
25,000 miles
Citation needed
User avatar #14 - mrgilly (05/21/2014) [-]
#1- The stomach cells also secretes an alkaline mucous to counteract the gastric juice, which is the primary method of defense against the acidic environment. The cells might multiply at a faster than average rate but that isn't the reason the stomach can resist the acid.

#10- Doubt in terms of burn victim treatment. Most cases of burns take skin grafts from elsewhere on a person's body (such as the butt), in order to increase successful grafting. Unless it's an extensive burn, then maybe that's what they use. I still doubt it.

Some of the numbers I have doubts about too, but can't be bothered trying to find the accuracy on them.
User avatar #8 - matamune (05/21/2014) [-]
These are not true. Even their math is wrong.
#31 - thismustbeseen (05/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
circumcision disgusts me.
#33 - funkmasterjunk (05/21/2014) [-]
Lol saliva
User avatar #28 - wellimnotsure (05/21/2014) [-]
The sneeze one has been proven false a few hundred times its actually only about 15 mph
#26 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/21/2014) [-]
There sure is a lot of ******** and a lot of carefully twists of truths.
User avatar #24 - zoologyexplain (05/21/2014) [-]
If we could boil a half gallon of water in 1/2 hour, we'd be some hot ************* . Also our daily intake of water and energy per day wouldn't be nearly enough.
User avatar #11 - natabre (05/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Number 10, how the hell do you grow it? Omg. Stretching? Idk.
#10 - Penn (05/21/2014) [-]
The nose thing is pretty cool. Scents can actually bring more memories to you than other senses. That's why (sometimes) if people try to relive an event where they have lost their memory (like a car crash or something) they may try to to create the same scent as the situation they were in (maybe a car freshener, McDonald's fries if you happened to be eating them at the time of crash, etc.)

That's why, sometimes, people who have suffered depression or a very traumatic experience (like women who have been enslaved for years, or children who grew up in horrible homes) smell similar scents as to their previous situations, they may get flashbacks/panic attacks.
#9 - shadowrated (05/21/2014) [-]
Everytime you take a piss, a small amount of urine enters the mouth through your saliva glands
#4 - xcoreyx (05/21/2014) [-]
Sorry but your nose can't remember anything. You brain does that.
#3 - epicscorpion ONLINE (05/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Repopulate
>Six months

Seems legit.
User avatar #2 - shroomftw (05/21/2014) [+] (9 replies)
It can't MELT zinc, in fact the acid in our stomach is weaker than store-bought muriatic acid (0.1M HCL) and actually dissolves it.
User avatar #1 - assdoreponyfucker (05/20/2014) [-]
Fact 19: OP takes so much cock that the combined foreskin will heal enough burn patients to circle the globe 69 times.
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