Schnizyism. You have two cows You lose them. gel yesing (241 KB, ) igq gewgle SC) have 2 eeis The state takes both and gives yeu sems milk. CC) have 2 eeis The  Blame the jews
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Schnizyism. You have two cows You lose them. gel yesing (241 KB, ) igq gewgle SC) have 2 eeis The state takes both and gives yeu sems milk. CC) have 2 eeis The

You have two cows
You lose them

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gel yesing (241 KB, ) igq gewgle
SC) have 2 eeis
The state takes both and gives yeu sems milk.
CC) have 2 eeis
The State forces you to before giving the milkie everyone else.
FASCISM: You have 2 eeis
The State takes both and sells yeu sems milk.
NAZISM: You have 2 eeis
The State takes both and sheets Wu.
The have 2 eeis
The State takes both, sheets ens, milks the ether. and then throws the milk away-.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two eeis
You sell she and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the econemy grows SC) that everyons can afford a eew- You sell them and retire en the income.
have two giraffes
The government requires we to take harmonica lessons.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two eeis
You sell she, and force the atheits produce the milk offeer sews- Later, you hire a consultant to analyze whythe eew has dropped dead.
ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two eeis
You sell three yew publicly listed , using letters opened by yew at the bank, then execute a debt/ equity swap with an associated general offer SC) that we get all four sews back, with a tax exemption forgive eeis. The milk rights ofthe six eeis are transferred via an
intermediary's a Cayman Island Company secretly owned bythe majority sells the rights to all seven eeis backto yew listed - The annual report says the awhs eight eeis, with an option en she mere. You sell ens buy a new president ofthe United States, leaving you
with nine eeis- Ne balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys yew bull.
A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two eeis
You gs en strike, organise a riot, and blockade roads, because we want three eeis-
A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows
You redesign them SC) they are the size of an ordinary cow and produce the milk. You then create cartoon image called '' and market it worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows
You revengineer them they live fer loo years, eat shes a month, and milk themselves-
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you dsn' t know where they are
You decide ts have lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows
You them and learn you have five esas-" 1" count them again and learn you have 42 eeis-" 1" them again and learn you have 2 esas-" 1" stop counting cows and epin another bottle -
A SWISS CORPORATION: You have EDGE! eeis
None ofthem belong to youoyou charge the owners fer storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows
You have we people you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman whe reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two eeis
You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows
Both are mad.
AN IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lets sceens
You tell you have not she. Nowone believes you, SC) they heehahe **** em and invade -" 1" still have he cows, but at least new you are part ma Democracy-.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows
Business seems pretty close the office and go fer a few beers ts celebrate.
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION: You have two eeis
The one en the left leeks very attractive...
ISLAM: You have two cows
You shag ens sf them and give the meat to your neighbour.
AN IRISH CORPORATION: You have two cows
Both are drunk.
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#4 - anonymous (04/30/2014) [-]
REALITY
You have two cows....wait, no you don't.
#2 - anonymous (04/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Actually it would be more like :
Nazism: You have two cows, the state takes both of them and wheter you are racially acceptable you get either milk or a bullet in the head.

Communism: You have two cows. The state takes both and sends you to a Gulag for being a Kulak.
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