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Scared Myself

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Submitted: 10/08/2013
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#10 - Rikari (10/08/2013) [+] (43 replies)
#5 - Helle ONLINE (10/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
how the **** did he move the arm if it was asleep? isnt like all the nerves kinda dead
User avatar #6 to #5 - cdm (10/08/2013) [-]
Your body paralyzes itself during sleep, yes. But he said half-asleep. Your brain does some weird **** when it's half asleep.
#26 - soule (10/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Be about 12
>Sleeping with arms through bars on headboard
>About 90.3% asleep
>One hand grabs the other for no apparent reason
>Jump out of bed and stare at headboard
#46 - dregonslyer (10/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be 15
>Sleeping with arm in air
>Wake up kind of
>Hand falls on my face
>"AH **** SPIDER **** **** **** "
>Flail around and fall off bed
>Jerk off with numb hand
#86 - gravyseal (10/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I expected Shrek for some reason.
User avatar #54 - galkawhm (10/08/2013) [-]
"I never tell anyone"

posts on internet
User avatar #80 - alreadyexiststho (10/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Maybe once or twice I year I wake up with my arms straight in the air, running my fingers back and forth along my forearms.

It really freaked the **** out of my ex a couple months ago.
#33 - urchinator (10/08/2013) [-]
Something similar happened to me once. I was sleeping on top of my arm, and it got numb. When I turned it ended up on my face. Slowly I woke up and became more and morea ware that something is touching my face.

I panicked and slapped it (and my face) with the other hand.
User avatar #100 - seras (10/08/2013) [-]
>"I Never tell anyone"
>Posts it on Funnyjunk.
#112 - scoobi (10/09/2013) [-]
I Never tell anyone

Tells 50,000 + people online.
#106 - nyawgga (10/09/2013) [-]
One time in the middle of the night, I woke up to shift my position and I saw something move, like a silhouette right in front of me. I immediatly closed my eyes and stayed in the most uncomfortable position, sweating like a madman for like two hours. I finally gained the courage to open my eyes, and it was my own ******* fingers that were in front of my eyes
User avatar #87 - anonymouzx (10/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
now over 30k people know
#56 - vkroar (10/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #71 - lorkhan (10/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I first read this and went like "Creepers don't have arms."
User avatar #32 - icrapgoldndiamonds (10/08/2013) [-]
"i never tell anyone" tells it to everyone on the internet
#2 - fuckoatmeal (10/08/2013) [-]
#111 - dehfurk (10/09/2013) [-]
No joke, I was asleep one time and I felt like someone was jerking me off. Eyes shut and feeling good, I try to move my hands but they would not respond. Finally open my eyes and see this.
#103 - thisistheguy (10/09/2013) [-]
Mfw my arms are asleep and then my hand falls on my face
Mfw my arms are asleep and then my hand falls on my face
#83 - johnpoppy (10/08/2013) [-]
You just told us...
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