Say no. .. is trick question I don't have gf
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User avatar #5 - infinitereaper (03/09/2014) [+] (11 replies)
is trick question
I don't have gf
#14 - mankey (03/09/2014) [+] (14 replies)
Could always have sex with her after, spread the heat.
User avatar #6 - killerliquid (03/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
no pain no gain
#7 - megamolester (03/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
flaming fellatio
#11 - tranquilizer (03/09/2014) [+] (11 replies)
#61 - nyanturtwig (03/09/2014) [-]
>not saying yes to a blowjob   
what kind of a faggot are you?
>not saying yes to a blowjob
what kind of a faggot are you?
#24 - Falkor (03/09/2014) [+] (8 replies)
#51 - curtisbentley (03/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Oh man do I have a relevant story.

> Be at a BBQ
> Random guy dares us to taste this ultra mad chilli sauce **** for free beer
> Obviously go for it, ****** red-hot, mouth burning but hey free beer
> Go home a couple hours later, getting frisky in bed
> Start using just my hands, she's wiggling and moaning away
> Decide to give her the old lickaroo
> Down there for a mere 2.5 seconds before she starts screaming for me to get off
> Her pussy's on fire
> Chilli sauce still on my tongue
> Literally takes her two hours to recover from burning vajayjay
User avatar #108 - simmen ONLINE (03/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
If your girlfriend had Haribo sugarfree sugarbears, say no to anal.
#13 - vandettamask (03/09/2014) [-]
This one is actually true, this happened to a friend of mine, it was a different kind of pepper but same situation. He had to use some kind of lotion because his penis was extremely sensitive.

It was suppose to be a prank, poor bastard, glad he broke up with her.
#66 - hasinvadedyou ONLINE (03/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
cut out the middle man/woman
#103 - ephialtes (03/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I'd say yes to a girl offering to suck my dick even if she had a mouthful of african killer bees, that had just eaten habanero peppers.
#109 to #103 - iphraem (03/09/2014) [-]
I dont get how so many people seem to be proud of how desperate they are
User avatar #82 - nigerianprince (03/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Reminds me of something that happened to me with my gf
>making homemade pizza like an italian ******* champ
>Put jalapeno's on it
>forgot to wash my hands
>20mins later while waiting for pizza to bake i rub my eye
>eye starts hurting like a bitch
>dies down a little after a few mins, try to ignore it
>decide to finger gf to pull a quickie before pizza is done
>her pussy starts to burn ************* .jpeg
>"maybe it will take ur mind off it if we start to **** "
>dick starts to burn
>me and gf laying in bed crying in agony
wtf was i thinking
#60 - evilhomer (03/09/2014) [-]
One does not simply turn down a blowjob.
User avatar #70 - Loppytaffy (03/09/2014) [+] (20 replies)
I may actually try this...the best way to say "I'm upset with you, but I still like your dick."
User avatar #62 - helion (03/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
i ate a habanero the other day
i almost died
#1 - newdevyx (03/08/2014) [-]
I'd still say yes.
I'd still say yes.
#55 - Soop (03/09/2014) [-]
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#39 - classybot (03/09/2014) [-]
Say yes
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