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Saxophones

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When he was 2 years old, he fell out eta second story
window and fractured his skull
When he was ti years old. he drank born: acid
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his leg.
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THIS NEEDS TO BE A NOVEL BECAUSE, WIULD
READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT
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#5 - benjah (02/11/2014) [+] (20 replies)
A bunch of people go back in time to kill Adolf Hitler as inconspicuously as possible. The only problem? It's the wrong Adolf
User avatar #1 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE (02/11/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Epic sax guy 10 hours

They tried to stop it.
They tried to make it never happen.
But they couldn't. Why?
Because NOBODY DISTRACTS THE SAX
#46 - loqmundi (02/12/2014) [+] (8 replies)
How the hell do you accidentally come across and ingest boric acid?
How the hell do you accidentally come across and ingest boric acid?
#85 - sundizzle ONLINE (02/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"We are the Time Haters"
#12 - postritostwo (02/11/2014) [+] (19 replies)
Baritone Saxophone Master Race!
#105 - flomosho (02/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Bad Luck Adolphe Sax

what the **** am i doing anymore
#34 - perdition (02/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Who wouldn't break a leg over a small cliff?
-1
#64 - perform has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#69 to #66 - notstill (02/12/2014) [-]
**** I'm sorry it was just a joke, you didn't have to delete your comment over it
#25 - keyoke (02/12/2014) [+] (11 replies)
How do you even accidentally drink Boric acid? I say this as an Organic Chemistry student. That **** is dangerous, and locked up.
User avatar #44 to #43 - commontroll (02/12/2014) [-]
And I'm telling you as somebody who doesn't give a **** about you being a chemist and has interacted and taken care of children and seen how terrible some parents are, and studying how little of a **** people gave in the past, that it's really not that shocking.
#83 - reiyne (02/12/2014) [-]
Who could hate this wonderful piece of piping!
Who could hate this wonderful piece of piping!
#133 - alchemicfreack (02/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
guys, y do asians have tell when been at ur home? in hour are still back out of dtrive and are have doned ur homework and cat is gone and pc is upgrade. hahahahhaha
ever1 thum this up +1 for moar?
User avatar #78 - youarenotspecial (02/12/2014) [-]
Sexy Sax Man Careless Whisper Prank feat. Sergio Flores (directors cut)

Could you blame them?
User avatar #68 - studbeefpile (02/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Why the **** would it be sci-fi? That makes no ******* sense.
User avatar #77 to #68 - thatoneiranianguy (02/12/2014) [-]
Science Fiction...time traveling.

Because that totally doesnt fit.
User avatar #7 - weepingpancakes (02/11/2014) [-]
When you have a little brother who is just starting out playing saxophone and his practice sessions can be heard throughout the house, you sometimes wish the saxophone had never been invented.
User avatar #117 - bumsnacher **User deleted account** (02/12/2014) [+] (5 replies)
cumfart
User avatar #122 to #117 - morelazors (02/12/2014) [-]
Admin please ban this loser already.
#60 - kaycie (02/12/2014) [+] (4 replies)
911
911 everywhere
#67 to #60 - notstill (02/12/2014) [-]
Yeah it's almost like it happens once a year twice depending on where you are or something.
#27 - nuciferatu (02/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Tenor Sax signing in!
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