You think that's bad? I work at Lowes, and spent the last two days stocking these ******* things. Do you know how awkward it is when a customer comes up to you for help, but then freezes with they see you double-fistting bottles of "Bootyrub?"
We have a deadline. And somebody hasnt been doing their job and didnt order half the stuff for the spring season. So i had to have a bottle in each hand to stock as fast as possible.