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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

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Submitted: 09/01/2014
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#1 - turdsammich (09/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #2 - olmesy (09/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Argon walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to him "We don't serve your kind here".

Argon doesn't react

Potassium walks into a bar, sits down and orders sparkling water. The bartender replies "We don't serve sparkling water, only flat water".

Potassium reacts violently
#6 - theguynamedme (09/01/2014) [-]
A horse walks into a bar
The bartender asks, "why the long face?"
The horse replies, "my alcoholism is destroying my family"
#3 - dedze (09/01/2014) [-]
Two elves walk in to a bar.
The halfling walk under it.
User avatar #4 - gobnick (09/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
3 strings walk into a bar
the first one goes up to order a drink, bartender says "hey, you're a string aren't you?"
first string says "yes", bartender says "we don't serve strings here, sorry pal"
next string goes up, tries to order a drink, gets the same treatment.
third string thinks for a minute, then loops himself and puts his head through the loop, messes up his hair, walks up to the bar to order a drink.
bartender says "you're a string too, aren't you..."
string says "nope, I'm a frayed not"
User avatar #8 - Nihatclodra (09/01/2014) [+] (6 replies)
A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him "Why the long face?". This triggers the man, because he identifies as Horse-kin.

who wants to tell this joke on tumblr and see how they react?
#11 - aventador (09/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
OP walks into a gay bar...(finish this story one sentence at a time).
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