Satan Jr. I want a serious relationship so I can jizz in a girl confidently. Poking hams ll'? dad’ 3 '' rll' llt?! an summing else can do the dishes. Plot twist, there is no mother, only her and her father. Evil Satan poking holes condom
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Satan Jr. I want a serious relationship so I can jizz in a girl confidently. Poking hams ll'? dad’ 3 '' rll' llt?! an summing else can do the dishes. Plot twist, there is no mother, only her and her father.

I want a serious relationship so I can jizz in a girl confidently

Poking hams ll'? dad’ 3 '' rll' llt?! an summing else can do the dishes
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#2 - taurusguy (02/15/2014) [-]
Plot twist, there is no mother, only her and her father.
User avatar #14 to #2 - capslockftw (02/16/2014) [-]
Plot twist, there is no her, only him and big daddy.
#16 to #14 - prohibullion ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
*Plot twist, there is no her, only him and admin
*Plot twist, there is no her, only him and admin
#37 to #16 - theiceknight (02/16/2014) [-]
wtf kinda gif is this, its horrifying, ABANDON THREAD
wtf kinda gif is this, its horrifying, ABANDON THREAD
#3 - makutasfinest (02/15/2014) [-]
**makutasfinest rolled a random image posted in comment #659824 at Friendly **
Dad's FW he finds out
#72 - dudewitharake ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
semi-relevant
User avatar #114 to #72 - Tyranitar (02/16/2014) [-]
3:47 AM

I'm still waiting for my nasty cephalopod cock

Damn delivery boys never show up on time.
#74 to #72 - gingebro (02/16/2014) [-]
i can't wait
i can't wait
#35 - ceaserbloodz ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
relevant
#54 to #35 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (02/16/2014) [-]
#73 to #35 - silverhellion (02/16/2014) [-]
i am deeply rustled.
#89 to #35 - anon (02/16/2014) [-]
#96 to #35 - anon (02/16/2014) [-]
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#58 to #35 - ofc (02/16/2014) [-]
*heavy breathing*
*heavy breathing*
#66 to #58 - meatygoodness (02/16/2014) [-]
*breathing intensifies*
User avatar #118 to #66 - niggernazi (02/16/2014) [-]
*then ******** all over the floor*
#56 to #45 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (02/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #71 to #35 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
why is there so much of it though...? isn't that a lot of sperm for just one load?
User avatar #120 to #71 - zytherman ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
You'd be surprised
Im pretty sure some guys must have a ******* firehose attachment.
I've seem some teem pornos and the girl is just ******* covered
User avatar #121 to #120 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
I need to go rethink my life.
User avatar #107 to #35 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
i feel like someone went through my trash
User avatar #65 to #35 - garaichu (02/16/2014) [-]
Wouldn't most of the sperm be dead at that point..?
#93 to #65 - anon (02/16/2014) [-]
No. Sperm lives for a greatly extended period of time. Even after it dries out, sperm simply needs to touch a form of moisture to become active and be able to fertilize an egg days after leaving the male's body.

Kept in a liquid form, like shown above, it would be fine for several days.
#109 to #93 - poljento (02/16/2014) [-]
Just a quick search proves you wrong "Sperm ejaculated outside the body might survive in semen — the fluid released during ejaculation — up to a few hours." www.mayoclinic.org/pregnancy/expert-answers/faq-20058504 You would need to freeze the sperm for it to stay alive.

There are a few obvious clues to this picture being a fake or, as someone might call it, a joke too: the amount of sperm is too high and the obtaining of the condoms would be way too difficult for the girl. Granted, not impossible.
User avatar #124 to #109 - bjorntheberserk (02/17/2014) [-]
"amount of sperm is too high..." Um I cum a lot more than what is in those condoms.
User avatar #94 to #93 - garaichu (02/16/2014) [-]
Sure, several days, but even if she ****** a guy a day, at lest one of those condoms should be dead by the time she... Inserts it... Right..?
User avatar #85 to #35 - McMuffin (02/16/2014) [-]
Great... Just started eating a bowl of macaroni and now don't feel like eating it anymore..
#63 to #35 - johnnygat (02/16/2014) [-]
That's so damn gross I don't even....
#41 to #35 - anon (02/16/2014) [-]
why the **** did this give me a boner...
#61 to #35 - nyangiraffe ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
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#112 to #35 - thenikohero (02/16/2014) [-]
This gif finally became some how relevant   
   
 Shine my boy, shine!
This gif finally became some how relevant

Shine my boy, shine!
#40 to #35 - CaptainKill ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
#81 - grimmwaters ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
#34 - include (02/16/2014) [-]
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#67 - steveaustin ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
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#51 - tropicvnt (02/16/2014) [-]
dad's face when..
dad's face when..
User avatar #12 - oxymoronking (02/15/2014) [-]
i have a question. if a girl is not on the pill, says she is, gets preagnate, dose the guy have to halp raise it? just wondering, im a guy and a lonly bastard, not a personal question
#20 to #12 - baitdoesnttalkback (02/16/2014) [-]
depends if she goes after you, and your financial situation. she could ask for child support
User avatar #43 to #12 - itembox (02/16/2014) [-]
Yep your kid your problem
She can lie out her ass and say she had her ovaries removed for all that matters and still you will have to pay for or raise that kid.
If you don't want that happening get a vasectomy (they are reversible and very effective)
User avatar #46 to #43 - oxymoronking (02/16/2014) [-]
but she lied? shouldnt that cause the courts to determin it is her sole responcibility? or, you know, just tie her tubes in her sleep. eat her oviarys, whatever you find most entertaining
User avatar #49 to #46 - itembox (02/16/2014) [-]
Nope its pretty black and white.
If the kids is of your genetic descent and she did not sign any paperwork clearly stating you are not responsible, then its your problem.
Theres even been cases where sperm donors have been found responsible.
Of course now sperm donors are pretty safe but not when the system first started.
User avatar #70 to #12 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
Depends if you would want to be in the kids life or not.
User avatar #108 to #12 - Underneath (02/16/2014) [-]
The pill is not 100% effective, especially if it is coupled with different medications as well.
#30 to #12 - seldanas (02/16/2014) [-]
To hire a hitman is cheaper than paying long term for a child.
#15 to #12 - anon (02/16/2014) [-]
Only if you can't prove your story. The problem here would be that you trusted the girl in regards to sex. Protection every time man. dem std's
User avatar #18 to #12 - thechosentroll (02/16/2014) [-]
Depends on how fast you can run.
#75 - ishotthedeputy ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #23 - sedativechunk (02/16/2014) [-]
Gary The Snail - Nigga Nigga (100% Nigga) - SpongeBob SquarePants [Singing] What came to mind when I seen this post.
#117 - threadcreator (02/16/2014) [-]
this is almost related
this is almost related
User avatar #80 - ibleedbmx (02/16/2014) [-]
**ibleedbmx rolled a random comment #39 posted by ecalycptus at Kong hong ** :
I can?

I don't understand the joke...
#11 - ryles (02/15/2014) [-]
dat description
dat description
#31 - yuukoku (02/16/2014) [-]
How tastefully evil. They won't have the money to put you through college, though, or buy you a car or anything else if that other kid comes around.
#60 - theronj (02/16/2014) [-]
As for The Description if you Bang your girlfriend while she's on her period you can cum inside Without worry or condoms...just saying
#62 to #60 - thempc ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
dat pic
User avatar #68 to #62 - Noah (02/16/2014) [-]
What's wrong with a bit of blood?
User avatar #84 to #60 - coconuthat (02/16/2014) [-]
That's not true, a girl can still get pregnant while on her period...
User avatar #110 to #84 - theronj (02/16/2014) [-]
Nope the period is tearing down the lining of the wall to make a new one and it's flushing it all out with the blood and IF it was possible my girlfriend would be pregnant right now
User avatar #123 to #110 - coconuthat (02/16/2014) [-]
plus that's also how my sister got pregnant, and she asked if it was possible and he said yes it is.
User avatar #122 to #110 - coconuthat (02/16/2014) [-]
Uh yes it is possible, An egg can be dropped even while on a girls period, Its not common but it can happen. I.e. I am a girl and i ask a lot of questions to my Gyno.

#44 - anon (02/16/2014) [-]
plz stop tumblr ***********
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