Sassy Muses. The phrase 'Sassy Muses' just makes me think of Matt Bellamy as a finger-clicking black woman.. I'd rather want Cr1tikal to narrate my life. "What's up everybody, I'm narrating sonofpsychodad's life. The testosteron's rising, checking for boner: erect Sassy Muses The phrase 'Sassy Muses' just makes me think of Matt Bellamy as a finger-clicking black woman I'd rather want Cr1tikal to narrate my life "What's up everybody I'm narrating sonofpsychodad's testosteron's rising checking for boner: erect
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#9 - sonofpsychodad
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(06/09/2014) [-]
I'd rather want Cr1tikal to narrate my life.   
"What's up everybody, I'm narrating sonofpsychodad's life. The testosteron's rising, checking for boner: erection confirmed. Lets do this ****!"
I'd rather want Cr1tikal to narrate my life.
"What's up everybody, I'm narrating sonofpsychodad's life. The testosteron's rising, checking for boner: erection confirmed. Lets do this ****!"
#28 to #9 - juter
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The face of monotone, emotionless nipples.
User avatar #58 to #28 - therealtjthemedic
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I think it's better not to see his face. I kinda like my youtubers faceless.
#59 to #58 - juter
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No wonder we hate Pewd so much.
No wonder we hate Pewd so much.
User avatar #60 to #59 - therealtjthemedic
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I don't really hate him, just dislike. I mean, he's occasionally funny and he donates ********** to charity, but he really just overacts his videos, ruins anything serious about the game, and misses the point (and any writing on the screen), talks over the dialogue and complains that he has no idea whats going on.
TL;DR: He's a pretty okay guy, but his videos aren't really that funny to anyone who cares about the game.
User avatar #33 to #28 - shaazo
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Is that him?
#57 to #33 - juter
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It was closely linked to some profile that was allegedly his.
User avatar #35 to #33 - yunogasaii
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Doubt it, you would know cr1tikal when you see him.
User avatar #17 to #9 - theghostrider
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I'd give up my internet reputation for that.
#19 to #9 - anon id: eb3d0533
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Cr1tikal has no emotion, therefore the "!" is redundant.
User avatar #20 to #9 - butterduck
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And all in his sweet monotone voice.
#26 to #9 - coocoro
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You just reminded me to go laugh at some of his **** for an hour straight.
User avatar #63 to #9 - aqwtg
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im just gonna **** my ****
User avatar #64 to #63 - sonofpsychodad
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That would be a good headline of my birth.
User avatar #66 to #9 - fjaggot
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**** I read it all in his voice
User avatar #82 to #9 - Kairyuka
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At one point in my life I'd watched so much Cr1tikal that almost everything I read that could remotely resemble something he'd say, I read it in his voice. It was glorious
User avatar #29 to #9 - TheFek
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Well, slather my nipples in rendered fatback
#77 to #9 - letrollface
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Who is Cr1tikal?
#79 to #77 - undeadsnipa
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He is a Youtuber that makes videos usually of him playing through different games, really funny and cool guy. 98 Koshien Gameplay and Commentary
User avatar #32 to #9 - greenwithenvy
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(06/09/2014) [-]
"checking for boner: erection confirmed" does he start narrating when your parents have the sex that caused you? If so 10/10 would subscribe.
User avatar #13 to #9 - huszti
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"right, well, that's the end of this life. remember to rate the life, comment the life and subscribe if you wanna see lifes similar to this one."
User avatar #65 to #13 - xsnowbanex
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lifes.....
#16 - theoddanon
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I'd would love to have Bob Ross to narrate my life, I would never get angry.   
 Although masturbating would be odd.
I'd would love to have Bob Ross to narrate my life, I would never get angry.
Although masturbating would be odd.
#38 to #16 - anon id: a751fe53
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Gives new meaning to "Let's paint some happy little trees..."
#68 to #38 - anon id: 54e112a1
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And now we're going to take our number one brush, and we just swish-swash it with our right hand, and then we get some nice titanium wHite.
#42 to #16 - bloodmagic
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And this is him narrating your conception.
And this is him narrating your conception.
#75 to #42 - theoddanon
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you're not wrong, my parents told me i happened about three years before I was meant to, but they don't regret it happened as it did.
#54 - grimmwaters
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I'd prefer Bill Cosby to narrate my life   
Imagine   
"Grimmwaters just rolled up on outta bed, with the snorin' and the sleepin' and aww you know. Now he's on his way to the bathroom and zip, zop zoop! He's ready for puddin'."
I'd prefer Bill Cosby to narrate my life
Imagine
"Grimmwaters just rolled up on outta bed, with the snorin' and the sleepin' and aww you know. Now he's on his way to the bathroom and zip, zop zoop! He's ready for puddin'."
User avatar #2 - redtooth
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I want Samuel L. Jackson to narrate my life, **** Morgan Freeman
User avatar #14 to #2 - beautifull
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Woah there oedipus
User avatar #8 to #2 - thechosentroll
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I second this notion. That ************ makes everything better.
#3 to #2 - slowshade
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#4 to #3 - redtooth
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User avatar #12 to #4 - niggastolemyname
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what plane is that
#18 to #12 - xshadowslayerx
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a Douglas A-1H Skyraider
#45 - nebuchadnezzaurus
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(06/09/2014) [-]
What's the point of getting celebrities to narrate a funnyjunker's life? It's not like we're doing anything itneresting. If anything, they'd just be getting on our nerves.
"He sat at this computer, typing. Then he sat some more. Then some more. Stil sitting. Yep. Still at it. It's dark outside"
#6 - mosaicbrain
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(06/08/2014) [-]
Me too.
Me too.
#30 to #6 - anon id: 5eecd0b1
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#76 to #30 - lazygemini
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User avatar #5 - lnyanchl
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Morgan Freeman regularly, and when it gets serious. R.Kelly, trapped in the closet ************.
#34 - iRoflcopterU
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I guess its that time of the month where I listen I won't say I'm in love in multiple languages.
I guess its that time of the month where I listen I won't say I'm in love in multiple languages.
User avatar #40 - mrselfdestruct
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Morgan Freeman for interesting parts of my life.
Samuel L. Jackson for the funny ****.
Charles Dance for the serious ****

#43 to #40 - anon id: 97edfdb7
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but then youd never hear fro morgan freeman
User avatar #44 to #43 - mrselfdestruct
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touche
#36 - BiggieFoot
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Sassy black girls all the way.