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When did you learn Santa wasn't real?

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#5 - BwainPhreeze (08/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #7 - Lolinator (08/17/2014) [-]
I was about 10. Everyone one at school: "don't you know santa is just your parents?"
Conduct experiment - post letter with gift wish to north pole as usual, but this time in secret, and didn't tell my parents what I asked santa for.
Christmas day - santa brings wrong gift.
hypothesis confirmed.
Childhood shattered.
#10 - octagon (08/17/2014) [-]
I was REALLY late to find out....like 11-12. I was too logical as a child and too trusting of my parents.  I figured  "Why on earth would millions of parents enforce a lie when they tell us, lying is bad...And my parents wouldnt keep a joke/lie going for YEARS...thats just silly. Santa must be like God and Jesus.  You have to believe in them even without proof."   
   
I've never yelled at my parents before that. I called them liars and that all parents should be ashamed that they play this "cute little joke on children" Expecting them to just "get with the program" when they get older. Kids trust their parents to explain how the world works. They cant build a proper foundation off of fake magical man stories.    
   
Then I had my first religious crisis...at the age of 11...to my very religious parents' horror...it was a rough time as they apologized over and over and tried to undo the damage while trying to mend my doubts about god....I just say im over it now to keep the peace...
I was REALLY late to find out....like 11-12. I was too logical as a child and too trusting of my parents. I figured "Why on earth would millions of parents enforce a lie when they tell us, lying is bad...And my parents wouldnt keep a joke/lie going for YEARS...thats just silly. Santa must be like God and Jesus. You have to believe in them even without proof."

I've never yelled at my parents before that. I called them liars and that all parents should be ashamed that they play this "cute little joke on children" Expecting them to just "get with the program" when they get older. Kids trust their parents to explain how the world works. They cant build a proper foundation off of fake magical man stories.

Then I had my first religious crisis...at the age of 11...to my very religious parents' horror...it was a rough time as they apologized over and over and tried to undo the damage while trying to mend my doubts about god....I just say im over it now to keep the peace...
#9 - daddyownsyou (08/17/2014) [-]
Atheist superstitious materialist 'random chance' scum
#4 - paddlesbm (08/17/2014) [-]
**paddlesbm rolled image**
#1 - anonymous (08/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Four barell shot dong
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