Santa farts on you. . Starting with a short and early one, first time posting about whale dad. years old, Christmas eve night ccan' t sleep, tee excited about p
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Santa farts on you

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Starting with a short and early one, first time posting about whale dad.
years old, Christmas eve night
ccan' t sleep, tee excited about presents
suecide I' ll wait up fer Santa, it' s about ll am
deedee my parents reem epin, whale dad stumbles into hallway, heaving and panting
house rumbles to its foundation as whale dad trips ever his ewn blubber
tthe distress call ofthe whale dad echoes in the night
tthe whale dad eventually struggles to roll himself right side up again alter about 30 minutes sf panting, heaving, and seeming
Floorboards continue to shake as he carries leads sf presents back and forth hem his hem, next to mine and the living reem ofthe hallway
Blythe time he' s done he' s sweaty, and practically hyperventilating
spuddenly deedee my reem epins, I' m pretending to sleep in bed with my head close to the deedee heavier Santa, it' s time
Meek up, see the silhouette mfwhile dad in nothing but ripped , :cornfused why Santa isn' t in his red fur suit but excited none the less
clerking sweat hem every pore, the musky body oders used to attract a mate are unbearable, ' woken up ifl was actually asleep
wwhile dad struggles to control his heaving, as he attempts to lean down to put my Christmas stocking en the :) or besides my bed
digestive tract ofthe beast begins roaring with fury as noxious gas is released in my direction, quickly fills the reem
ofthe fumes is tee much fer even the beast to handle as his eyes begin to water
Brushes out sf reem, shutting the deer behind him
schiit I gs to bed thinking Fantasist faded en me
iwonder if he faded en me because he knew I was awake
schiit I thought fen? mere years ifl pretended to be asleep en Christmas eve Santa would know and cemo fart en me
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Submitted: 06/13/2014
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User avatar #1 - aximil (06/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Christmas Eve night
>it's about 11am
User avatar #4 - ajrdts (06/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
He may be trying to tell a tale of how disgusting his farther was... but the thing is, it sounds like his father really struggled to do this, but instead of getting his partner to do it for him he persisted through, because he loves his family so much and wanted to do it
User avatar #2 - therealtjthemedic (06/14/2014) [-]
>santa is not in his red fur suit
I thought that was gonna mean something different.
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