Sanitary Door Opener. Like some one would do that.... There's a sanitary lesson hiden: It's safer fisting than normal sex so you don't get STDs
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Sanitary Door Opener

Like some one would do that..

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Submitted: 05/18/2014
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#2 - futilutil (05/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
There's a sanitary lesson hiden:   
It's safer fisting than normal sex so you don't get STDs
There's a sanitary lesson hiden:

It's safer fisting than normal sex so you don't get STDs
#6 - ninjabadger (05/19/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Yes, because when I walk out of a public bathroom after taking a **** /piss and washing my hands... I'm rock hard.
User avatar #15 - pwnigator ONLINE (05/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This is retarded. Why would I want to open a door with a mushroom?
User avatar #32 - unncommon ONLINE (05/19/2014) [+] (5 replies)
That's...a penis the size of a grown man's forearm...
#3 - include (05/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #31 - kanatana (05/19/2014) [-]
Damn it. Sigh. I'm gonna say it, but only because NOBODY ELSE has said it yet:

"Instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in the door."
#23 - dross (05/19/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Right, I know there's an answer to this somewhere, but


Go in, piss, wash hands, dirty ****** before you didn't wash hands, DOESNT MATTER, push door open with arm or shoulder or ******* foot.

Someone please explain to me why they always open INWARDS.
User avatar #33 - joshthepoet (05/19/2014) [-]
instead of using your hand, your wrist just gets dirty now, and since your wrists are above your hands, the germs just slide back down on your hands.
#19 - anonymous (05/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
That is a realistic penis size.
User avatar #13 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
What a great way to break my wrist.
#43 - shadowbreech (05/19/2014) [-]
As messed up as it is, I wish we had signs like this in America.
Idiot teenagers draw dicks everywhere anyway so why the **** not?
User avatar #37 - aussieftw (05/19/2014) [-]
The fact that that is a thing raises question as to why it had to become a thing
User avatar #29 - darksideofthebeast (05/19/2014) [-]
At first I was like "Great idea, gents. Glad to see this might get put up in a lot of bathrooms."
Then I realized there was a dick in it, then I realized that I could no longer use my arm on it for I had found a new way.
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#5 - jaked (05/19/2014) [+] (4 replies)
That's a giant dick. Literally as big as someone's forearm.
User avatar #4 - thenez ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
And someone did it because someone told them not to
User avatar #1 - grogovic (05/18/2014) [-]
@Description: I think it's there because somebody actually did that.
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