Sanitary Door Opener. Like some one would do that.... There's a sanitary lesson hiden: It's safer fisting than normal sex so you don't get STDs sanitary door opener sgn WTF funny
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#6 - ninjabadger (05/19/2014) [-]
Yes, because when I walk out of a public bathroom after taking a **** /piss and washing my hands... I'm rock hard.
User avatar #8 to #6 - infinitereaper (05/19/2014) [-]
I don't judge
#9 to #8 - ninjabadger (05/19/2014) [-]
I question your judgement, but respect your conviction.
I question your judgement, but respect your conviction.
User avatar #26 to #6 - orelse (05/19/2014) [-]
Face it, a dude would try it.
#10 to #6 - profkitty ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
You aren't?  			*******		 amateur.
You aren't? ******* amateur.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ninjabadger (05/19/2014) [-]
Only happens at my home bathroom, I have much yet to learn.
#12 to #11 - profkitty ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
Yes my child you do.
Yes my child you do.
User avatar #15 - pwnigator (05/19/2014) [-]
This is retarded. Why would I want to open a door with a mushroom?
#2 - futilutil ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
There's a sanitary lesson hiden:   
   
It's safer fisting than normal sex so you don't get STDs
There's a sanitary lesson hiden:

It's safer fisting than normal sex so you don't get STDs
User avatar #21 to #2 - luckiestcharms (05/19/2014) [-]
Because I'm super fun at parties, and for the sake of people who are uneducated on the matter, you can still get STD's if you're elbow deep in someone.
User avatar #42 to #21 - cormy (05/19/2014) [-]
How's that? Thought it had to enter an orifice or something...?
User avatar #32 - unncommon (05/19/2014) [-]
That's...a penis the size of a grown man's forearm...
User avatar #34 to #32 - crowd (05/19/2014) [-]
it does exist you know
wanna see one?
User avatar #39 to #34 - alekksandar (05/19/2014) [-]
stop asking people that, I'm not going to show my dick to strangers.
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#3 - include (05/19/2014) [-]
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#23 - dross (05/19/2014) [-]
Right, I know there's an answer to this somewhere, but

WHY DO TOILET DOORS NOT PUSH OPEN, OUTWARDS.

Go in, piss, wash hands, dirty ****** before you didn't wash hands, DOESNT MATTER, push door open with arm or shoulder or ******* foot.

Someone please explain to me why they always open INWARDS.
User avatar #46 to #23 - subadanus ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
how would you lock the door properly
#47 to #23 - anon (05/21/2014) [-]
You could trap someone inside by leaning on the door. it's a dick move, but there are plenty of dicks to do it.
You could smack someone by opening it. This might make people stand further back.

My teachnique has always been to use my foot to flush, then to unlock the door with my elbow, and put my foot beneath the door, and pull it open that way.
User avatar #48 to #47 - dross (05/21/2014) [-]
Well I was generally talking about the door to the room the toilets are in, in pubs and public places I've never seen one open outwards, guess it would be to do with shutting people in? I don't know, just seems weird. Like even in a place with a long corridor going only to the toilets and outside, and as for knocking someone it's no different to leaving as someone's entering.

This really bugs me. Like really.
#24 to #23 - anon (05/19/2014) [-]
Because u might smack a random bypassing stranger in the face, as u open the door outwards? That is my theory at least. I am still awaiting answer from the toilet door committee, and the engineers of toilet door rotations
#25 to #24 - hereforthelinks ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
Forgot to log in, but I stand by my comment
User avatar #45 to #30 - dross (05/19/2014) [-]
Nar I actually meant the one to the actual room, not the stall. Stalls usually aren't hard to open without touching the grimey bits.
User avatar #31 - kanatana (05/19/2014) [-]
Damn it. Sigh. I'm gonna say it, but only because NOBODY ELSE has said it yet:

"Instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in the door."
User avatar #33 - joshthepoet (05/19/2014) [-]
instead of using your hand, your wrist just gets dirty now, and since your wrists are above your hands, the germs just slide back down on your hands.
#19 - anon (05/19/2014) [-]
That is a realistic penis size.
User avatar #20 to #19 - AlexPaincakes ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
Looks normal to me.
#27 to #20 - anon (05/19/2014) [-]
it's about a wrist and 1/3 thick, that's no normal I'm afraid
User avatar #28 to #27 - AlexPaincakes ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
It was a joke.

Haha I have a big dick

No I don't it's really small
User avatar #13 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
What a great way to break my wrist.
User avatar #18 to #13 - newprinny ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
At least you won't break your dick, dood.
User avatar #43 - shadowbreech (05/19/2014) [-]
As messed up as it is, I wish we had signs like this in America.
Idiot teenagers draw dicks everywhere anyway so why the **** not?
User avatar #37 - aussieftw (05/19/2014) [-]
The fact that that is a thing raises question as to why it had to become a thing
User avatar #29 - darksideofthebeast (05/19/2014) [-]
At first I was like "Great idea, gents. Glad to see this might get put up in a lot of bathrooms."
Then I realized there was a dick in it, then I realized that I could no longer use my arm on it for I had found a new way.
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#5 - jaked (05/19/2014) [-]
That's a giant dick. Literally as big as someone's forearm.
#7 to #5 - mendelevium (05/19/2014) [-]
Ya.. That dick is so not normal... At all.. Like... Anyone who would ever have that kinda dick must be a freak... No one would want to be next to that person.. Haha... Freak
#41 to #7 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
As any girl on FJ would say to you, and I quote: ''Bigger doesn't mean better.''
And, my personal favorite: ''There is such a thing as 'too big'.''
User avatar #44 to #41 - mendelevium (05/19/2014) [-]
>Girl
>Funnyjunk
Pick one

Also it was a joke
User avatar #14 to #5 - ratytang ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
It is probably some black dude
User avatar #4 - thenez (05/19/2014) [-]
And someone did it because someone told them not to
User avatar #1 - grogovic (05/18/2014) [-]
@Description: I think it's there because somebody actually did that.
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