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User avatar #5 - indalx (11/28/2015) [-]
A famous actor said it so it must be legit...
#25 to #5 - ripgeckosncherios (11/28/2015) [-]
Thing about that: I actually remember seeing Samuel L Jackson saying something along the line "Juts because I'm famous doesn't make my opinion more valid" when asked who he thought should win the election ('12?).
#8 to #5 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
No, you atuist. It's legit because it is a valid, well-conceived argument.

Your comment, on the other ******* hand...
User avatar #164 to #8 - taniv (11/29/2015) [-]
It's anecdotal at best; it's a single unverified example and we can't really apply that to all situations. Crime rate have gone down since SLJ was young, but there's still tons of people dying to gun-related homicide in all parts of the US every year, including the South.

He raises a good point though, that people wouldn't die if everyone valued life enough. It's just not the only point, because not having a gun makes killing another human being much harder. People who argue that knives and baseball bats still exist are ignoring the differences between the weapons: when you kill someone with a gun, you're pulling a trigger on a small piece of metal from a distance, and faster than you can see that person gets a small hole in their body and if it's somewhere important or no one helps them in time, they die; if you're going to stab someone or beat them to death, you have to be right beside them as they struggle against you, probably kicking and screaming, and you all but look them in the eyes as they violently fade into darkness. Killing with a gun is not only fast, efficient, and relatively easy to get away with, it's also really easy to be disconnected from the kill, whereas if you're going to stab or batter someone with the same chance that you're going to kill them, you've committed to it on an emotional and spiritual level since you have to be present and witness their death throws from an intimate position. Not to say there aren't people ****** up enough to bludgeon you to death, or that assaults without intention of homicide can't accidentally become the latter, but that it's a lot easier to casually slaughter people with firearms, and death is more of a guarantee than if you hit them with something else.

tl;dr it's an anecdote, and guns turn assaults into murders while making the jobs of psychopaths much easier
#165 to #164 - migueldecervantes (11/29/2015) [-]
The prior "assumptions" that you would be making are 1) people don't start shooting each other because they get a gun in their hands, and 2) people who don't value life tend to kill others more easily.

If any of these is hard to believe, then congratulations: you are thereby diagnosed with severe down syndrome.
User avatar #166 to #165 - taniv (11/29/2015) [-]
Ctrl+C -> Ctrl+V must have been pretty hard with that down syndrome of yours
#167 to #166 - migueldecervantes (11/29/2015) [-]
Address my argument or **** off.
User avatar #168 to #167 - taniv (11/29/2015) [-]
Lol you didn't address mine so why should I address yours? I didn't say jack **** about assumptions.
#169 to #168 - migueldecervantes (11/29/2015) [-]
I don't give a **** about what you said. Address mine or **** off.
#170 to #169 - taniv (11/29/2015) [-]
Momma told me not to talk to internet tough guys
#171 to #170 - migueldecervantes (11/29/2015) [-]
She was right. You're already traumatized, I can see it.
#52 to #8 - selfdenyingbeggar (11/28/2015) [-]
No it isn't. I mean, it's valid but that doesn't mean it's true, that's the point of the original comment. He have to take his word that they really didn't shoot anyone. We believe his word, because he's a loved actor that has shown integrity. But he could be lying.
#96 to #52 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
It's his conclusion that you ought to take into account. His premises are purely speculative, and rightly so.
#107 to #96 - selfdenyingbeggar (11/28/2015) [-]
That's why I say the argument is valid but that doesn't mean it's true.
#110 to #107 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
An argument cannot be true. Quote me claiming that it is true.
#116 to #110 - selfdenyingbeggar (11/28/2015) [-]
you saying that it's legit. Legit is used in the internet, typically, to say that you believe something is true
#120 to #116 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
Really? I might be in the wrong. I only thought that it meant valid, as "legitimate" would technically imply.
#142 to #120 - selfdenyingbeggar (11/28/2015) [-]
Oh. from the way he used it i think it was mean as in the "looks legit" meme. Like, you see spray painted letters that say "candy under the bridge" and you put the text that says "seems legit".
#30 to #8 - anon (11/28/2015) [-]
"well-conceived argument"

I don't think you know what a well conceived argument is.

It's something that makes sense if you have certain prior assumptions, but it is not a good argument in any way.
#98 to #30 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
The prior "assumptions" that you would be making are 1) people don't start shooting each other because they get a gun in their hands, and 2) people who don't value life tend to kill others more easily.

If any of these is hard to believe, then congratulations: you are thereby diagnosed with severe down syndrome.
User avatar #9 to #8 - indalx (11/28/2015) [-]
atuist
#10 to #9 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
It's the term I use for "person affected by autism". I'm sorry you are not cognizant of it.
User avatar #14 to #10 - indalx (11/28/2015) [-]
Its because of your atuism
#17 to #14 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
Maybe you've noticed how "atuist" kinda sounds like "atheist". That would be the point, yes.
User avatar #18 to #17 - indalx (11/28/2015) [-]
Its like talking to an atuistic person
#97 to #18 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
You take the words right out of my mouth, indalx.
User avatar #99 to #97 - indalx (11/28/2015) [-]
Let me guess,you are an Atheist Atuistic
#100 to #99 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
Would make sense, wouldn't it, in retrospect?
User avatar #102 to #100 - indalx (11/28/2015) [-]
You are trying extremely hard to be a smartass but you fail in every way
#103 to #102 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
That's why I'm getting positive thumbs, correct?
User avatar #104 to #103 - indalx (11/28/2015) [-]
You think that taking Green thumbs means you are correct...?
#105 to #104 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
Are you answering my question with another question?
User avatar #106 to #105 - indalx (11/28/2015) [-]
Are you an idiot?
#108 to #106 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
I love your anger. It pleases me. I am rubbing my nips at your frustration with me as you bleed and sweat all over your keyboard and try to come up with a terse response that makes you sound smart.

"Are you an idiot?" you type out and send.

A second later it dawns upon you: that was not funny, clever and was, most definitely, a response that someone with down syndrome would give. Your eyes swell with tears as you scroll over my witty yet concise responses. Envy makes your heart pound.

You punch your desk, and abruptly turn to your mirror. And now you see it...

You have down syndrome.

And yet I am still there, indalx, rubbing my nips at you, rubbing my nips because your anger and frustrations harden my dick.

Rubbing my nips...

because...

your anger and frustration...

harden my nips.
#109 to #108 - indalx (11/28/2015) [-]
>Calls me angry
>Writes an essay
#111 to #109 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
If what I wrote is an essay to you, then you might be even more affected by down syndrome than I thought.

Hey, look: it's you on the far right of this image. You should go back to class, and write some more 20 words assignments.

Good luck!
#136 to #111 - indalx (11/28/2015) [-]
Why do you have to mention my name each time? Are you retarded or something?
#154 to #136 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
Anyhow. Gotta go.

Peace, brother.
User avatar #155 to #154 - indalx (11/28/2015) [-]
Have fun
#153 to #136 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
>not an atuist

Choose none.
#151 to #136 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
>ignores point because too butthurt himself
>claims I am butthurt

Choose one.
#152 to #151 - indalx (11/28/2015) [-]
GIF
I choose YOU atuist boy
#148 to #136 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
I have a copyright claim on any of your pictures, since I am your biographer.
#150 to #148 - indalx (11/28/2015) [-]
Says who?
#147 to #136 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
>you are the one who keeps responding
>responds
>claims not to be an atuist

Choose two.
#149 to #147 - indalx (11/28/2015) [-]
#145 to #136 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
Sorry. Forgot the picture.

But yeah. No biography for you.
User avatar #146 to #145 - indalx (11/28/2015) [-]
You are so angry...
You already used that one.
#143 to #136 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
>ur so mad
>just trying to document your family history and musical career.

You know, if you keep going on like this you won't be getting your biography. I'm just not doing it, indalx, if you keep doing this. It hurts me, indalx.

It makes my nips too hard.
#144 to #143 - indalx (11/28/2015) [-]
You are the one that keeps responding.I can see who is the butthurt kid over here
#139 to #136 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
>calls me retarded.
>YFW

Doesn't work, indalx. It doesnt work at all, indalx. You ought to stop this, indalx.
#112 to #111 - indalx (11/28/2015) [-]
Yeap,you are an atuist alright
#140 to #112 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
Good job with that last one. You really caught me in the here and now.

YFW celebrating your victory with your mom.
#141 to #140 - indalx (11/28/2015) [-]
GIF
MFW i try to laugh at your responses,but meh,you are not funny man,i am sorry.
**** off now,talking to 15 year olds isnt my thing.Go play pokemon or something
#137 to #112 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
Here you are at the graduation prom. You already knew you had a great future even back then, did you not, indalx?
#138 to #137 - indalx (11/28/2015) [-]
Here you are right now migueldecervantes
#132 to #112 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
Miguel de Cervantes finds your musings unamusing.
#135 to #132 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
>ur so mad
>just trying to document your family history and musical career.

You know, if you keep going on like this you won't be getting your biography. I'm just not doing it, indalx, if you keep doing this. It hurts me, indalx.

It makes my nips too hard.
#134 to #132 - indalx (11/28/2015) [-]
Thats probably because your dont have any concept of what humor is
Aka a kid
#129 to #112 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
And here you are right now.

You are trying hard to hide it, but you are very happy with yourself for finally understanding how that doll works.
#131 to #129 - indalx (11/28/2015) [-]
Jesus christ you are mad as ****
#127 to #112 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
>google
>migueldecervantes

Are you butthurt, yet?
#130 to #127 - indalx (11/28/2015) [-]
I did,only crybabies come up when i write your name though.
#125 to #112 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
And here is your first day of school.

In other words, yesterday.
#124 to #112 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
Your whole family history comes up.

Here's you with your dad.
#126 to #124 - indalx (11/28/2015) [-]
Why...WHY only these results come up?
What is going on man
#122 to #112 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
Here. I tried to be fair and only googled "indalx".

I'm not sure it plays in your favor, to be quite honest.

Your mom's hot, bro.
#123 to #122 - indalx (11/28/2015) [-]
Oddly enough only these kind of results come up when i write your name.
#121 to #112 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
I just google "indalx [incriminating evidence]".

For instance: "indalx in his onesies", "indalx attending his special-ed class", "indalx running off to rape a girl just as autistic and down syndrome-ridden as he is", etc.
#118 to #112 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
>humor makes me cringes
>uses the same humor as I do in response to me
>probably out of envy, too

You really do wear those onesies well.
#119 to #118 - indalx (11/28/2015) [-]
You just press random words on google at this point,dont you?
#115 to #112 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
It's not nice to steal my arguments, friend indalx, but I guess that I shouldn't have been expecting anything else from you after seeing that cute little juice box.

Come on. Get into your onesies.
#117 to #115 - indalx (11/28/2015) [-]
Pffff,your humor makes me cringe
You cant even make a proper insult without showing your age.
Go to sleep kid.
#113 to #112 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
What are you doing, indalx!? I told you to go back to class, you ******* retarded mutt.

Oh, well...

Mary! Get the shotgun.
#114 to #113 - indalx (11/28/2015) [-]
Tryhards like you should be sleeping right now.You dont want to be sleepy in the elementary school tomorrow boi

SO ******* SALTY
#13 to #10 - anon (11/28/2015) [-]
no, that's an autist
#16 to #13 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
Maybe you've noticed how "atuist" kinda sounds like "atheist". That would be the point, yes.
User avatar #6 to #5 - captainprincess (11/28/2015) [-]
Lots of non famous people said it too
But nobody gives a **** for some reason

fame gets ears at the very least
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