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#1 - bismarcksback (09/29/2015) [-]
I was waiting for them to say Valhalla.
By Odins beard how glad I am that they said Valhall!
#15 to #1 - jaythreetee (09/30/2015) [-]
Explain?
User avatar #18 to #15 - boomerpyro (09/30/2015) [-]
valhalla is incorrect, valhall is the corrent pronounciation
User avatar #34 to #18 - brutalviking [OP](09/30/2015) [-]
Or mor specifically Valhöll
User avatar #44 to #34 - boomerpyro (09/30/2015) [-]
or "hall of the slain"
#28 to #1 - savageoro (09/30/2015) [-]
did ya just say whalehalla?
#29 to #28 - bismarcksback (09/30/2015) [-]
Det betyr de dødes hall din niding.

Men jeg skjønte vitsen din.
#30 to #29 - savageoro (09/30/2015) [-]
wouldn't that be just Hel?
User avatar #32 to #30 - bismarcksback (09/30/2015) [-]
There is may different places you go when you die.

Women for example don't go to valhall when they die but they got to Frøya and become valkyries and serve the warriors of valhall.
Hel is just a place made of ice, not necessary a place of punishment.
User avatar #2 - alboorack (09/29/2015) [-]
that's kinda sad
User avatar #19 to #2 - iitoxictz (09/30/2015) [-]
It's dead depressing
User avatar #3 to #2 - brutalviking [OP](09/29/2015) [-]
Yes, the feels are real
#4 to #2 - lukashein (09/29/2015) [-]
**lukashein used "*roll picture*"**
**lukashein rolled image** A warrior being denied his seat on the glorious halls of Vahall after such honorable death ? this is truly sad
#5 - unicornmom (09/29/2015) [-]
Excellent animations, hilarious story. Saw this one a while back.
User avatar #20 - lordlolland (09/30/2015) [-]
One man's Heaven is another man's Helheim.
#10 - bemmo (09/30/2015) [-]
Never thought I'd say it, but man, **** nuns.
inb4 someone takes " **** nuns" literally and posts nun r34
User avatar #31 to #10 - beroty (09/30/2015) [-]
nuns r34?
where the **** do you think you are?
nuns are literally normie fetish
User avatar #33 to #31 - bemmo (09/30/2015) [-]
R34 doesn't mean fetish, it just means porn, regardless of kinkiness.
#36 to #33 - beroty (09/30/2015) [-]
r34 = place where there is porn of everything
there were nun pron even before r34 existed
heck, i bet there was nun porn even before internet existing
User avatar #39 to #36 - bemmo (09/30/2015) [-]
Wait, are you talking about the website?
I'm talking about the rule "if it exists, there is porn of it" originally "Rule #34 There is porn of it. No exceptions."
User avatar #40 to #39 - beroty (09/30/2015) [-]
but there was nun porn even before the rule was created
it's like saying
"inb4 someone takes "sex in missionary postion" literally and posts sex in missionary position r34"
User avatar #41 to #40 - bemmo (09/30/2015) [-]
So what if nun porn predates the first mention of the Rule? Gravity predates anyone thinking it might be a thing, all this means is that the human behaviour of trying to make porn of everything possible to the best of our ability predates the internet. Presumably the creation of computers and the internet boosted our ability to do so to the point that we actually noticed the behaviour was consistent and so we made a rule (which is really more of a theory), but the behavioural pattern described by rule 34 was already there.

And yes, that other thing would still count as rule 34 material; an unorthodox subject like two non-human cartoon characters in the missionary position is more obviously rule 34, but regular missionary position is 1) a thing, 2) a thing that has porn of it, so yeah, that counts too, it's just kinda redundant to say that a common sex position has porn of it.
#42 to #41 - beroty (09/30/2015) [-]
what i meant to mean was that there's no need or reson to say rule34 on nuns because it's a commonly genre on pornography much like threesome or anal
the mention of rule34 is generally used to not usual pornography
i see your point about missionary position but it was mostly my fault for forgetting to specify that i was talking about 2 humans doing missionary

your point is valid, i take it and i must bid farewell
User avatar #45 to #42 - bemmo (09/30/2015) [-]
If it's as common as you say then you're right and my redundancy point kinda bites me back; I wasn't strictly wrong to say nun r34, but could have just as easily said nun porn instead, so we're both mostly in the right.

Anyway, I've got to go too, so see you round
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User avatar #37 to #10 - haroldsaxon ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
Speaking off ******* nuns...
How do you make a nun pregnant?
You dress her up as an altar boy
#6 - sparkypotato (09/30/2015) [-]
"Alright, well, um I'm not a huge fan personally of the whole three weeks earlier teaser thing. I feel like, you know, we should start our stories where they begin. Not start them where they get interesting."
-Morty Smith (of Rick and Morty)
Season 2 Episode 9
User avatar #27 to #6 - epicalania (09/30/2015) [-]
While I agree exactly with that, I do like this style as well.
For a short story where they don't have much time for introducing the setting it's useful for showing the audience the setting first, then introducing it. It doesn't work well if the first bit is longer than about 30 seconds though, you just want a glimpse of the setting.
#9 to #6 - aceles ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
#11 - chaoticlaw (09/30/2015) [-]
This actually makes me think.

What if when you die, you go to the appropriate place related with your religion?

And like, all the gods ever conceived are real, and **** around with each other every so often like a bunch of frat guys?
User avatar #21 to #11 - psyachu ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
Well, I know Jesus and Buddha chill out together.
#35 to #11 - frostbeard ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
"and **** around with each other"
welcome, to the battleground of the gods!
User avatar #46 to #35 - brutalviking [OP](09/30/2015) [-]
I play the **** out of that game with some friends, only norse pantheon though...
#48 to #46 - frostbeard ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
me too, except my friends try to tell me not to play the norse because they think they're not as good as the others.
But I don't let that stop me
User avatar #49 to #48 - brutalviking [OP](09/30/2015) [-]
They would not be my friends! D:<

But seriously, I think Hel is pretty underrated.
User avatar #13 to #11 - gayboard ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
I bet atheists are missing out then
User avatar #14 to #13 - thechillzilla (09/30/2015) [-]
Good thing I worship satan
#16 to #13 - mastercolossus (09/30/2015) [-]
atheists would cease.
#8 - newdevyx (09/30/2015) [-]
That would be terrifying.
User avatar #22 - garin (09/30/2015) [-]
Damn, dude earned his right to wine, war and wench for eternity
#24 - supersnake (09/30/2015) [-]
pretty sure that symbol is of the evil council in kung pow


betty approves
#25 to #24 - brutalviking [OP](09/30/2015) [-]
You mean the 3 interlocked triangles?
Cause that's Odin's symbol, they don't know what it symbolises specifically, but it has gotten the name Valknut (Knot of the Slain)
User avatar #26 to #24 - roxasftw (09/30/2015) [-]
>Kung pow mention
>Swell with Wiewwiewwiew
User avatar #43 - pathatter (09/30/2015) [-]
I want an action movie about a marine who ends dying in a firefight and goes to valhall, where he is met by great warriors from all parts in the world, Saracens, samurais, Aztecs, Wehrmacht troopers, Zulus. Guys who died gloriously in combat. Then he gets trained by the gods to fight in ragnarok and save the world.
Pretty easy concept, hollywood will do this eventually.
User avatar #47 to #43 - brutalviking [OP](09/30/2015) [-]
But that's the thing with ragnarǫkr. The world won't be saved, everything will be destroyed, even Yggdrasil. According to the myths there wil only be a few survivors who will re-build a new world, and the cycle starts over again.
User avatar #7 - roflstorm (09/30/2015) [-]
Saw the ending coming miles away
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