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Sad Six Words Stories. Born a twin; Graduated only child. “Wrong number,” says a familiar voice. Sorry soldier, shoes sold in pairs. T.H.C., L.S.D., D.U.I., C.P

Born a twin; Graduated only child.



“Wrong number,” says a familiar voice.



Sorry soldier, shoes sold in pairs.



T.H.C., L.S.D., D.U.I., C.P.R., D.O.A., R.I.P



Voyager still transmitted, but Earth didn’t.



The smallest coffins are the heaviest.



Goodbye, mission control. Thanks for trying.



He bottle-feeds his wife’s killer.



They died with their boots on.

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Submitted: 01/09/2015
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User avatar #59 - gamerjn [OP](01/10/2015) [+] (2 replies)
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Part 2 is up! tldr.me/34qbku9s
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User avatar #4 - gamerjn [OP](01/09/2015) [-]
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Funny Six Words Stories: tldr.me/1cdhmw49
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User avatar #96 - gamerjn [OP](01/10/2015) [+] (3 replies)
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Part 3: tldr.me/ibo9ifq
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#58 - anon (01/10/2015) [-]
1-twin decided to repeat his last year, to gain a better understanding on some topics
2-they got a new phone and the person they called didnt know their new number yet
3-soldier wanted to buy 2 different colours of shoe, but they wouldnt let him
4-some black person's mix tape
5-the astronaut was a cunt
6-they used heavy oak
7-an astronaut quit after a ****** birthday party
8-a man has a strange fetish
9-a massacre at a bondage club
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#114 to #58 - anon (01/10/2015) [-]
8 - The man is feeding his child. His wife died in childbirth giving birth to said child.
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#67 to #58 - anon (01/10/2015) [-]
9. This song Iron Maiden- Die With Your Boots On
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#1 - cloudpawtwo ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
You should do more of these.
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#56 to #1 - dinosauraids (01/10/2015) [-]
That's the saddest story of them all
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#90 to #1 - Penn (01/10/2015) [-]
You should change your text.
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User avatar #188 to #90 - cloudpawtwo ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
I like it to blind people.
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#76 to #1 - ldnelson (01/10/2015) [-]
Fortunes can turn on a dime
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#20 - johnnygat (01/10/2015) [-]
Picture form of all
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#200 to #20 - septicexplain (01/12/2015) [-]
i had to do a service today....this hurts
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#39 to #38 - johnnygat (01/10/2015) [-]
Okay, maybe not all from OP's post.
I ****** up.
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User avatar #106 - rambomanthree (01/10/2015) [-]
just married read the broken windshield
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#14 - tsukaza (01/10/2015) [-]
Strangers, Friends, Best friends, Lovers. Strangers,

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#179 to #14 - havockwzy (01/10/2015) [-]
not even "hide all " can hide the pain this created
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#66 to #14 - novahot (01/10/2015) [-]
hit home hard for me too <- hope it makes us newly single peeps feel better <3
hit home hard for me too

<- hope it makes us newly single peeps feel better <3
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#151 to #66 - tsukaza (01/10/2015) [-]
Damn.... Not gonna lie but you kinda hit one of my fetishes there. Deffo made me feel slightly better
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#19 to #14 - hudis (01/10/2015) [-]
stop
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User avatar #185 to #14 - stipulateprism (01/11/2015) [-]
Three weeks. Still fresh. Getting easier.
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User avatar #195 to #185 - obviousxplains (01/11/2015) [-]
5 weeks.
getting worse
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#197 to #195 - anon (01/11/2015) [-]
4 weeks and 3 days and it's getting worse too. Let us be strong together bro.
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User avatar #203 to #197 - obviousxplains (01/12/2015) [-]
every night I go over every possible thing that could happen in the future. some are good. some are bad. It becomes hard to know whats real anymore
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#204 to #203 - anon (01/12/2015) [-]
I know exactly how you feel. Somedays I like to think that I can move on and be happy with another guy but I know that it's never gonna happen because I still can't make myself delete the pictures I have of him. How can I even think of moving on when I'm so ******* attached. This **** sucks man.
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User avatar #205 to #204 - obviousxplains (01/12/2015) [-]
everyday i know i cant move on
ever
i'll be waiting forever, because it wouldn't be fair to date anyone else, because i'd never love them as much as i did her, and if she ever asked for me back i'd have to run to her. I'd never be able to trust anyone new. I've known my ex since we were 7. No one else on earth has that history with me.
after 5 years of being together there is nothing in my life that doesnt have a memory of her attached. I cant escape her.

its over for me unless she decides I was right for her afterall.
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#206 to #205 - anon (01/12/2015) [-]
I feel like a bitch talking to you now, because I was only with my ex for a month and we didn't even live in the same city. It was a long distance thing but that's what made it worth it. We didn't date for sex, we dated because of the company. Hearing his voice for the first time was a high I know I'm never going to experience again. I feel foolish because I fell in love with him. I feel weak for falling so easily but I couldn't help it. He was the only person who felt more than a mutual friendship towards me. I hate the fact that I dwell on it so much but he made me fall in live with him and then he just left. I haven't been able to think about anything else. Even though I know I shouldn't, if he asked for me back I would go back in a heartbeat. I just miss him so much.
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User avatar #207 to #206 - obviousxplains (01/12/2015) [-]
there's nothing anyone can say to you to make you feel better.
Some people who arent that close to you will give you empty words like "youll find someone better", but the people who care about you most will sit silently, because there's no way to get over grief and they know that.
I lost my first dog five years ago today (well, technically yesterday, the 11th). I was a wreck for months. I developed depression. But I've moved on and learnt how to deal with grief now. Even though I still cried today and looked at old pictures of her as a puppy, I'm able to live normally again. That's made me stronger to keep going now that my girlfriend left me.
Be thankful that it was only a month, and that you didn't live together. Its like baby steps, because this will make it easier if something worse happens in the future
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#208 to #207 - anon (01/12/2015) [-]
In sorry about your dog, I lost mine three years ago in June. It was tough. I feel so selfish though, because I cried about him breaking up with me more than I cried when my dog died and that's not right. We had only been dating for a month, but we had been talking for about 7 months, that ***** a whole other story though. But I think that might be another reason that I was so heart broken by it. Thanks for the talk by the way man, none of my friends really realize what I'm going through and how I'm feeling so talking to someone who understood really helped.
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User avatar #209 to #208 - obviousxplains (01/12/2015) [-]
I have the simultaneous wish that everyone I care about feels true love, but none of them feel the hurt I am right now.
I don't treat men and women differently. most guys do, because they have the thought that niceness to a girl will mean something in return. But to me there are two types of people in the world: my ex and everyone else.
There's only one person for me in the entire world, which is what everyone hopes to find. But its supposed to end with happiness and forever and stuff like that.

sorry for the disjointed mini rant, but here's the take away: don't be scared to love, and true love is possible.

Since your anon I can't really find you, but if you ever want to talk to me you can find me here. Im always open to talk. and that goes for anyone else reading this as well.
-Obviousxplains
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User avatar #196 to #14 - queeftarts (01/11/2015) [-]
That made me way too sad way too fast. **** .
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#44 to #14 - anon (01/10/2015) [-]
Gotta say after not talking to my ex girlfriend for about 3 months this one hits pretty hard.
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#150 to #44 - tsukaza (01/10/2015) [-]
It's round about the same time for me... roughly 4 months now though
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#194 to #150 - anon (01/11/2015) [-]
same
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#165 - anon (01/10/2015) [-]
Knees Weak, Arms Heavy, Mom's Spaghetti
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User avatar #51 - Mrhandman (01/10/2015) [-]
SPOILER ALERT


To clarify for some
1. Twin died before graduation
2. Calling an old friend or family member, they don't remember the caller. Possibly alzheimers
3. Soldier lost leg in combat
4.drugs caused car crash that results in attempted resuscitation that failed
5. Spaceship trying to reach ground control, communications failed
6.burying children or babies
7.Spaceship has fatal problem, nothing the ground team could do to help
8.the baby they had killed the mother during birth. Not as common anymore because of science, but still happens
9.soldiers dying in the line of duty
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#53 to #51 - anon (01/10/2015) [-]
wow thanx bro I'd never have been able to work it out without ur help thx soo much. Cunt off
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User avatar #128 to #51 - freebrainsforall (01/10/2015) [-]
5. Doesnt sound like communcations failed

Why would they say "thanks for trying" if they didn't try?
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#183 to #128 - anon (01/10/2015) [-]
did you even read number 5? it doesn't say anything about trying
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User avatar #184 to #51 - crimzonhazard (01/11/2015) [-]
how does lonely weeaboos fapping help deliver babies better?
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User avatar #54 to #51 - poppies (01/10/2015) [-]
I took #2 as his ex-girlfriend/boyfriend called by mistake
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User avatar #57 to #51 - Ruspanic (01/10/2015) [-]
Voyager (#5) isn't a spaceship, it's one of two unmanned probes launched in 1977 to collect data on the gas giants and beyond. Voyager 1 recently left the solar system and both probes will continue going (and transmitting) for a long, long time, no matter what happens on Earth in the meantime.
I took #5 to mean that Voyager was transmitting but there was no longer anyone on the receiving end, because life on Earth had ended or something.
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#91 - anon (01/10/2015) [-]
shrek was love, but not life.
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User avatar #46 - drekker (01/10/2015) [-]
Mom taught me how to shave.
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#62 to #46 - anon (01/10/2015) [-]
no one taught me how to shave... it is really not that hard
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#47 to #46 - professorrowan ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
cause my parents are divorced and my dad lives out of state, not that sad
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User avatar #48 to #47 - stevencolbert (01/10/2015) [-]
Someone has issues
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#49 to #48 - professorrowan ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
nope, just pointing out that it doesn't have to be a sad thing, also, I'm too scared to shave, what if I accidentally cut myself?
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User avatar #50 to #49 - stevencolbert (01/10/2015) [-]
Straight razor mang, she's the best
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#79 - vapidzark (01/10/2015) [-]
There's no toilet paper in here.
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User avatar #95 - opqu (01/10/2015) [-]
half life three still not confirmed
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User avatar #81 - TehFunnyMan ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
Maybe we can still be friends
Your sister's carpet matches the drapes
Zack Snyder is making more movies
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#101 - shigiddy (01/10/2015) [-]
For sale; baby shoes. Never worn.
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#70 - angelicdemon (01/10/2015) [-]
Why has nobody vocaroo'd these?
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User avatar #73 to #71 - angelicdemon (01/10/2015) [-]
When I play shadowfiend I deny as many creeps as I can so every time I ult someone, it's a creep kicking some ass from hell. That doesn't really answer my question but thanks for sharing.
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#74 to #73 - anonasdaasdasd (01/10/2015) [-]
I just wanted to share them, I don't know who people won't vocaroo them.
Also that spoiler text seems unrelated to everything as well
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User avatar #75 to #74 - angelicdemon (01/10/2015) [-]
That's why it's a spoiler.
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#118 - anatidaephilia ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
'Cause y'know... Fat midgets.
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#156 to #118 - chimi (01/10/2015) [-]
do midgets get kidney stones or kidney pebbles?
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#210 to #118 - anon (05/02/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure 2 means that someone gave you their number but they pretended not to know you
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#170 - yellowello (01/10/2015) [-]
Strangers. Friends. Best Friends. Lovers. Strangers.
Strangers. Friends. Best Friends. Lovers. Strangers.
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User avatar #190 to #170 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn. That hit hard.



That happened to me very recently. It feels like it, at least, it was at least two years ago.
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#198 to #190 - yellowello (01/11/2015) [-]
you're gonna be alright
you're gonna be alright
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#201 to #198 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #160 - breaken (01/10/2015) [-]
For Sale
baby shoes
never worn
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#153 - dasbrot ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
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#155 to #153 - chimi (01/10/2015) [-]
thats so mean yet so funny lol
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User avatar #144 - stonedphilosopher (01/10/2015) [-]
"Brave soldier boy, comes marching home"
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#137 - coldsockz (01/10/2015) [-]
Chipotle: sorry we're out of tortillas
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