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#15
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gloriousthighs (01/04/2016) [-] 
My favorite experience was on one of those servers that is ruled by a group of cunts that spend their time touring the lands killing everyone they see before retreating to their massive sea of connecting bases.
At first my two friends and I would simply find ways into their walled off mining areas, steal everything we could find inside, assign ourselves on their work benches and try to flee without them noticing. Eventually they discovered us though which is when we discovered the most fun way to get to them we could. Say "oho" over and over in a confused caveman sort of way and sprint from bush to bush so they could not see or kill us. If they somehow managed to get a kill we would spawn in one of many sleeping bags in the nearby bushes. This escalated to killing one when he dropped from the server and leading him on a chase to neverland. Eventually we managed to get inside their bases, "ohoing" the entire time breaking any foundations we could. The sounds of their frustration made up for all the times they murdered and robbed us prior.
At first my two friends and I would simply find ways into their walled off mining areas, steal everything we could find inside, assign ourselves on their work benches and try to flee without them noticing. Eventually they discovered us though which is when we discovered the most fun way to get to them we could. Say "oho" over and over in a confused caveman sort of way and sprint from bush to bush so they could not see or kill us. If they somehow managed to get a kill we would spawn in one of many sleeping bags in the nearby bushes. This escalated to killing one when he dropped from the server and leading him on a chase to neverland. Eventually we managed to get inside their bases, "ohoing" the entire time breaking any foundations we could. The sounds of their frustration made up for all the times they murdered and robbed us prior.
#5
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nachobeldavid (01/04/2016) [-] I wonder what race I'd get. I'm not paying for that Rust **** , but I wonder.
#6 to #5
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olloch (01/04/2016) [-] with the newest update basically everyone is black to test it there will be a randomized male female population as well (garry has gone public in saying you get zero opinion in what you look like height, width, penis size not joking until hes done testing the models)
#29 to #12
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kungfuchedder (01/04/2016) [-] Yeah it was more of a paradigm to life in things that you are just stuck with and can't change.
#13
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thelastelephant (01/04/2016) [-] >friends buy me rust
>sounds cool
>character based on steam id
>sounds really cool
>guy is black; censor grid makes me look like I have a goddamn horsecock
>not sure if i should keep playing
>sounds cool
>character based on steam id
>sounds really cool
>guy is black; censor grid makes me look like I have a goddamn horsecock
>not sure if i should keep playing
#26 to #13
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siemenz (01/04/2016) [-] Play. Steal everything you can find. Shoot every other nignog shouting "DINDU NUFFIN". When the other players will hunt you, shout "BLACK LIVES MATTER" and "DAS RACIST" even if they are black too. Also if there are watermelons and chicken in the game, collect them, murder for them, do whatever it takes to get that KFC and watermelon.
#36 to #33
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teedoubler (01/04/2016) [-] Rust characters are just regular people. Rust porn is just porn.
#42 to #36
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thejusticar ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-] but its 3d and includes a dick. by the rules of mods, its has to have atleast 1 porn mod. also its a game thats modded to be porn so that makes it special.
#25 to #10
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haydentheviking (01/04/2016) [-] Me and mates are all blacks and we hunt the whites off our island
#17 to #10
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trollmobile (01/04/2016) [-] i'd say genocide.
enslavement can be undone
eradication can not.
enslavement can be undone
eradication can not.
#32
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thediamondhack (01/04/2016) [-] >buy rust on steam
>my character is based on steam id
>black af
>join new server
>immideatly recruited into army
>everyone else black af too
>the leader is the blackest
>says we have to fight agains whites
>be prepeared
>get a sharp rock and spear
>be battle
>see the enemies
>they are all white like paper
>run to frontline
>get stuck in bear trap
>hear gunfire
> ****** .png
>see my friends getting shot and kill
>get kiled myself
>exit game
>my character is based on steam id
>black af
>join new server
>immideatly recruited into army
>everyone else black af too
>the leader is the blackest
>says we have to fight agains whites
>be prepeared
>get a sharp rock and spear
>be battle
>see the enemies
>they are all white like paper
>run to frontline
>get stuck in bear trap
>hear gunfire
> ****** .png
>see my friends getting shot and kill
>get kiled myself
>exit game
#31
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sailorssaint (01/04/2016) [-] **sailorssaint used "*roll picture*"**
**sailorssaint rolled image** I laughed far more than i should have
**sailorssaint rolled image** I laughed far more than i should have
#49
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reeeeeeeeeee (01/04/2016) [-] MFW I'm a filthy console pleb, and the only comedy I can get from games is Jimmy ******* Small Dick threatening to sex my Mother
#53
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fredburger (01/08/2016) [-] **fredburger used "*roll picture*"**
**fredburger rolled image**
im always a black guy with a small dick...
**fredburger rolled image**
im always a black guy with a small dick...
#30
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malcolmcz (01/04/2016) [-] mfw I cant even play Rust because it almost instantly shutdown my internet
