Russian ingenuity. Ever shove a stick of unsalted butter up your ass in attempt to cure cancer?. Vladimir, when wear armor like. When you wear armour like mine Russian ingenuity Ever shove a stick of unsalted butter up your ass in attempt to cure cancer? Vladimir when wear armor like When you armour mine
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - buymemilk
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(11/18/2013) [-]
When you wear armour like mine
User avatar #111 to #3 - sonicftwxdatheism
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(11/19/2013) [-]
.....

people find this funny? imo puns are autistic

so u should probably stop that
User avatar #114 to #111 - nicoquitemad
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How exactly does these puns have said mental disorder?
User avatar #115 to #114 - sonicftwxdatheism
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those who make puns have a mental disorder
#116 to #115 - nicoquitemad
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User avatar #117 to #116 - sonicftwxdatheism
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i havent


their ******* stupid lol
#118 to #117 - nicoquitemad
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So is your grammar though.
So is your grammar though.
User avatar #119 to #118 - sonicftwxdatheism
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wow correcting grammar

you must be proud of your tiny pecker
User avatar #121 to #119 - nicoquitemad
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Yes, in fact I am. It does better cum rags than your comebacks.
User avatar #122 to #121 - sonicftwxdatheism
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wow im so offended, just glad i dont have a tiny sausage

User avatar #123 to #122 - nicoquitemad
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Well I bet yours is the w├╝rst around
User avatar #124 to #123 - sonicftwxdatheism
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and im sure you're adopted
User avatar #125 to #124 - nicoquitemad
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Well at least my parents wanted me.
User avatar #127 to #125 - sonicftwxdatheism
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no they didnt, your father molested you several times
User avatar #132 to #127 - nicoquitemad
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Come on bro, keep it going
User avatar #128 to #127 - nicoquitemad
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See? He wanted my body.
User avatar #136 to #128 - pjotor
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I think I love you
#145 to #136 - nicoquitemad
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I always knew deep inside Pjotor-kun...
I always knew deep inside Pjotor-kun...
#154 to #145 - pjotor
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Hush now Nico-chan, let your lips do the talking
#157 to #154 - nicoquitemad
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I-I... Pj-Pjotor-kun...
I-I... Pj-Pjotor-kun...
#167 to #157 - pjotor
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(11/19/2013) [-]
Let's do this
User avatar #139 to #127 - steammadewalrus
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Wow, you sure are ******* worthless. I thought you were retarded at first but then I figured out you were retarded AND you had autism, ******* kill yourself, ********.
#186 to #115 - gorillaztwentyfour
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yfw people are actually responding to you right now.
#172 to #115 - anon id: baedc056
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this is a ******* troll, thumb him back to 0 you idiots
#140 to #111 - jovanlisac
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User avatar #189 to #111 - artjunk
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dat name tho
User avatar #174 to #111 - dyalibya
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Troll harder
User avatar #173 to #3 - dyalibya
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That was the joke
User avatar #165 to #3 - optimussum
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i thought that was the joke
#176 to #165 - anon id: da452da6
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The joke is that russians
#87 to #3 - handsomeman
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#5 - knkunze
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User avatar #8 to #5 - zzforrest
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This is literally my favorite picture on the internet.
#42 to #8 - winterguy
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Same thing for me. First time I saw this, I burst out laughing every time I thought about it. It was a little hard to explain in school why I was LOLing in middle of the class.
#9 to #8 - knkunze
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cant seem to find my "get out of here stalker." pics so have this one.
User avatar #10 to #9 - zzforrest
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Now I really want to see your "get out of here, stalker" picture.
#11 to #10 - knkunze
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found it.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zzforrest
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Oh god lol
#13 to #12 - knkunze
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**** it wallpaper thread.
#16 to #13 - zzforrest
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User avatar #47 to #16 - majormoron
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I still laugh at this quote. Thank bro.
#15 to #13 - knkunze
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#17 to #15 - knkunze
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#18 to #17 - knkunze
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#19 to #18 - knkunze
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User avatar #188 to #19 - greycommotion
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I feel as though this concept art comes from Rage...
#20 to #19 - knkunze
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#21 to #20 - knkunze
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#22 to #21 - knkunze
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#23 to #22 - knkunze
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#24 to #23 - knkunze
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mission success.
User avatar #91 to #15 - zombiepipboy
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this was my desktop background for a couple of years
User avatar #6 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account**
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No, OP, I have not. I mean, you can't shove the stick of butter in while it's frozen and fresh out of the package, as you would then be trying to fit a rectangular brick into a round hole. And if you do it while the stick is soft, you'll just end up smearing butter all over your asscrack. The only possible way to attempt such a theory would be to let the butter get soft, then mold it into a smooth phallic shape before freezing it again. That's way too much work to do in order to shove a cold stick of cholesterol up your ass, even if it could cure cancer.
#59 to #6 - zerua
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User avatar #62 to #59 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account**
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No errors in grammar or sentence construction, no insults towards any party, no strong statements regarding highly sensitive issues likely to spark anger/debate, and the sanctity of the mothers of anyone involved has not been breached.
If this is bait, I'm a terrible fisherman.
#14 to #6 - ohcrapitsjersey
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What a comedic genius.
#25 to #6 - lamarsmithgot
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This image has expired
you must be fun at parties
User avatar #26 to #25 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account**
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I am, actually. Usually I sit in a corner molding dildos out of butter and handing them out to people. It started out as a hobby, but it turns out that a well-molded, buttery dragon dildo makes almost any party 10x more exciting.
User avatar #27 to #26 - lamarsmithgot
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i bet it was you who thumbed me down you butter loving ******
User avatar #28 to #27 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account**
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Brother, in 2010 I was masturbating to the Beach Boys and begging my mom to get a computer so I could watch all their videos in full 1080p. I didn't even know this site existed then. Jeengak, get yo ass over here and tear this ****** of mothers a new one for daring to assume that you and I are the same person.
#29 to #28 - lamarsmithgot
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This image has expired
here bitch jack off to my sexy bod
User avatar #30 to #29 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account**
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You jest, but that is beautiful. I would do anything to know the story behind that picture
User avatar #31 to #30 - lamarsmithgot
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***** wanted a classy pic to send to his honey
User avatar #32 to #31 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account**
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Makes sense, man. ****** classy as hell
User avatar #190 to #27 - cormy
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You can click the little question mark beside thumbs to see who thumbed the comment now... So no, he didn't.
User avatar #194 to #190 - lamarsmithgot
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well you can just suck my penis then you corny asshole with your disrespect
#133 - avatarsarefornoobs
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this man... he has outsmarted boolet
this man... he has outsmarted boolet
#58 - xinzley
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User avatar #64 to #58 - overlordweasel
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then -BOOM- headshot...
#67 to #64 - wolfzro
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But then he would still fall over and possibly smush a baby or two...
User avatar #107 to #67 - sneleoparden
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BOOM-headshot and then quickly catch his body before it falls to the ground maybe?
User avatar #108 to #107 - kimilsung
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Boom headshot is instant body fall.
User avatar #178 to #108 - cormy
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What if we headshot him with a grapple hook to hold him up?
User avatar #193 to #178 - kimilsung
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but you'd have to shoot him from 90 degrees upper, what seems impossible
User avatar #195 to #193 - cormy
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Or shoot twice from opposite sides.
User avatar #196 to #195 - kimilsung
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True but, oh ****, that' some hollywood stuff
User avatar #112 to #58 - sonicftwxdatheism
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imagine slicing him with a katana, lol
User avatar #129 to #58 - jokersaysamuseme
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What is that from?
#141 to #58 - ffinfinity
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Source?
User avatar #177 to #58 - commontroll
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That's why you have somebody sneak behind him, slit his throat, and catch his body, while others remove the babies from his back, then from the rest of him.
#50 - psykojet
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#35 - ujellybro
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING STALKER
#63 - benderisgreat
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Amateur
#74 to #63 - kingpongthedon
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Cell-fie
#120 - skiskate
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His english is *******
#161 to #120 - disasterbater
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the *********
#4 - nithorry
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this kinda made me think this is was real life skyrim charators would look like if with all those cheese wheels you carry
#66 to #4 - whyunofeellucky
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I never carried any kinds of food in Skyrim, it was a waste of space.
Who in the hell would waste a huge chunk of their weight capacity when they have the same kind of affect with lighter weight.
Potions all the ******* way.
User avatar #130 to #4 - truegenesis
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Who the **** carries food in skylrim? Potion master race.
#187 to #130 - coolcalx
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my Nord loves to cook.
User avatar #198 to #187 - truegenesis
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I understand if you're rp'ing it, but it's not practical.
User avatar #199 to #198 - coolcalx
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yeah, my second playthrough is character-based roleplay.
I spent the first playthrough doing everything you could possibly do