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Runescape is a weird place...

 
Runescape is a weird place.... The ale is my semen and the dwarf is your mom.. f gnu hand the ale to the dwarf who slurps it with a noise of a thousand seals ce

The ale is my semen and the dwarf is your mom.

f gnu hand the ale to the dwarf who slurps it with a noise
of a thousand seals celebrating a rain of fish.
CECE here to continue
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Submitted: 08/30/2015
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#2 - mariochat (08/30/2015) [-]
And then there's this level one little **** .
User avatar #6 - gittons (08/31/2015) [-]
old runescape was magical,
it was like if a bunch of half drunk collage kids made an mmo to pass a class and just kept rolling with it.
#15 to #6 - kapkap ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
they werent drunk, they were just one of the very first mmos, so they had very little idea what they were doing
User avatar #21 to #15 - gittons (08/31/2015) [-]
my comment was meant to be humorous and not 100% srs...
#9 to #6 - norkasthethird (08/31/2015) [-]
then they graduated
User avatar #1 - longhjac (08/30/2015) [-]
Runescape dialogue is some of the funniest I've ever had from a game
#8 to #7 - hypocritical (08/31/2015) [-]
jesus that's disgusting
#16 to #7 - anon (08/31/2015) [-]
what the **** ? is the game actually like that now jesus christ
User avatar #17 to #16 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
It is, and that's why the majority of the playerbase quit/went to OSRS.
#3 - psychadelicace (08/30/2015) [-]
You just dont get this quality **** in Runescape 3
User avatar #10 - ilovemyguns (08/31/2015) [-]
Miss Runescape, but when microtransactions game out, it started to die real ******* quick. The instant EoC was launched, that was it, it was the nail in the coffin. No more RS.
User avatar #11 to #10 - runescapewasgood (08/31/2015) [-]
this is true. runescape was good
#12 to #10 - deaththekidkun (08/31/2015) [-]
But you can play 2007 RS for free now
User avatar #13 to #12 - ilovemyguns (08/31/2015) [-]
Man I had like 11 99s, 137 combat, ballin house, etc. No way in high ******* hell I'm starting over.
User avatar #19 to #13 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
Same boat man.

135 combat, 8 99s, 2 of which were hard ones (Runecrafting, Smithing) a house maxed with what 85 construction can buy, qp cape (I think like 330qp or something before I quit) , and a cash stack of like 100m + about 100m in items - not that impressive for a nearly maxed account but whatever I never liked grinding money anyways, I appreciated what I had.

I start OSRS when it became free and I still play sometimes, but I'm burning out fast. I'd recommend doing the tutorial island again and getting your stats/gear started but don't commit, just do enough to get the nostalgic feeling. Only reason I kept going was because my friend and I played together. Currently 1550 total level, 113 combat and I'm sick of it already. All I do now is nightmare zone guthans afk training.
User avatar #20 to #19 - ilovemyguns (08/31/2015) [-]
One of my 99s was slayer, so doing that again... **** .
User avatar #14 - runescapewasgood (08/31/2015) [-]
RS Story Time
>me, 2006
>don't understand runescape, f2p good days
>always talk with 1 guy on my friends list
>we go PKing in full rune together.
>full rune is like 180k. bank money.
>varrock wildy lvl 5 - he stops responding - he disconnected
>dont even think about it. start killing him
>he logs back in after a few minutes
>tell him "a team came and killed you"
>nobody ever knew
User avatar #18 to #14 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
Oh my god this has happened to me too, I was pking with a good friend of mine from school in 2005 christmas holidays.

Pretty much exactly how your story went, except he was carrying obby shield/cape as well, whip, glory, zerker helm, rune platebody/legs, rune boots, back then that full set of gear was like 3.5m, and he was skulled because we had been duoing for a good 2 hours or so and made plenty of bank.

Then his mum cuts off his internet because he was playing too long, I heard this because I was on the phone to him. This happened all the time and he was gonna whinge to his mum to get the internet back, he always won but it took 5-10min of complaining. I killed him, took all of the loot, banked all while still on the phone to him. While i killed him I started describing a team of pkers just found us and were killing both of us, I started swearing my head off out of rage to make it believable because I myself was skulled/carrying a good 1m of gear/supers/sharks.

Got all his loot, he got mad too of course but he never knew what actually happened.

Fast forward 7 years or so in my last year of school, grade 12. We start talking runescape again because Jagex were talking about oldschool servers, then I remembered what I did to him, I thought I should come clean, I mean he won't care it's been 7 years he doesnt even remember his account details. I told him, didn't exactly get the reaction I was hoping for. He punched me square in the forehead, called me a ******* wanker and didn't speak to me for the rest of lunchtime. He came back like yeaah it's cool and all but what bothered him most was how I decieved him like that, and taking 3.5m off him was a HUGE deal. It took him like 2 months to make it back (call us noobs, but we were still young and bad at games).
#5 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
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