>be me two days ago
>be level 3 Wild Magic Sorcerer
>party members standing next to me are a naked Dragonborn Barbarian and a Human Monk both with full health
>have like a dozen kobolds in front of us
>being sorcerer, I have the spell "Burning Hands" which burns everything in front of me in a 15-foot cone
>figure that thinning the number of kobolds would probably be the ideal solution
>cast Burning Hands
>kill all kobolds but the three that passed the spell save check, who survived with probably 1 HP
>being a sorcerer with the Wild Magic origin who just casted a tier-1 spell, I flip a coin
>if heads I roll a d100 on a table of ******** to see what randomized ******* happens because "muh chaos"
>flip coin
>heads
>roll on table
>"Cast Tier-3 Fireball spell centered on yourself"
>the three remaining kobolds as well as the two party members standing next to me all get ******* torched in the AoE
>they only barely survived because I have a multitude of health potions because "the long-range spellcaster should keep the healing items"
MFW