Roommate. Source:Imgur.. At least the roommate has friends and can bring girls over, Jack's got no game and his only friends are online. But he's still a monster, what'd the cheese ever
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Submitted: 07/01/2014
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User avatar #4 - playerdous (07/01/2014) [+] (10 replies)
At least the roommate has friends and can bring girls over, Jack's got no game and his only friends are online.
But he's still a monster, what'd the cheese ever do to him?
User avatar #27 - frenzyhero (07/01/2014) [+] (10 replies)
This Jack guy seems like an asshole.

But his roommate does seem like a serial killer too.

I mean... **** , scraping the cheese off... by god the horror...
#36 - thunderpony ONLINE (07/01/2014) [+] (7 replies)
That Jack is a 						*******					 cunt. Does he have anything better to do than talk 						****					 about his roommate and then acting like a bitch when he thinks someone ratted him out? Like Jack can eat his roommate's Kit-Kats but his roommate can't have pretzels? What a god damn cunt.
That Jack is a ******* cunt. Does he have anything better to do than talk **** about his roommate and then acting like a bitch when he thinks someone ratted him out? Like Jack can eat his roommate's Kit-Kats but his roommate can't have pretzels? What a god damn cunt.
User avatar #40 - muffintime (07/01/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I feel like everyone in the comment section is defending the creepy roommate dude because they can relate to him and do the same creepy **** as him... Jack was kind of a dick but it was still funny and I'm pretty sure his roommate has done %50 creepier **** then that...
User avatar #33 - huszti (07/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
i was on the roommates side the whole time, but that last post....

also, i bet the roommate was actually just making a few racist jokes or something and that jack faggot is taking **** too serious
#123 - kaboomz ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
>the number of times he uses the words "my roommate" is insanely high
>keeps talking **** about his "roommate" on facebook like a total ******* faggot

0/10
i call ******** on this whole story
User avatar #47 - psykobear (07/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Half the things here make the roommate look retarded, but the other half make the post look like a cunt...
I don't know who you want us rooting for, OP.
User avatar #50 to #47 - zekeon ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Neither, just point and laugh.
User avatar #120 - theaveragejoe (07/01/2014) [-]
What probably happened
Roomate: *says a racist joke once*
Jack: OMG WHAT A RACIST ASSHOLE LOL

Roomate is weird but Jack sounds like a douchebag
#12 - anonymous (07/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
What a retarded little **** .
-Not understanding facebook.
-Being a dick to your roommate (who is clearly the alpha of the story).
-Not having a real life social life.
-Harassing roommate for having any kind of social life.
User avatar #97 to #51 - commontroll (07/01/2014) [-]
When have you ever brought home five sistas at one time?
#182 - guanyu (07/02/2014) [-]
I hate them both so much. Still, Jack seems like a much bigger piece of **** than "my roommate".
User avatar #93 - ilcecchino (07/01/2014) [+] (6 replies)
i... i hate cheese pizzas.... i prefer cheeseless .-.
#24 - Berzerkerwar (07/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
No cheese and sauce pizza masterrace   
   
 but I do like pizza with it on as well
No cheese and sauce pizza masterrace

but I do like pizza with it on as well
User avatar #38 to #24 - xsap (07/01/2014) [-]
so... just hot bread
#144 - shadowbreech (07/01/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Am I the only one here who read all of this in a white girl voice?
I didn't notice Jack's name until I read someone's comment
#159 to #144 - gtfomylawnbish (07/01/2014) [-]
**gtfomylawnbish rolled image**

I think you're the only one who read it.
#149 - chaoticlaw (07/01/2014) [-]
They both sound like faggots to me.
#218 - zourch (07/02/2014) [-]
why does it matter if there black? thats so racist! anything that describes someone as black is racist    
   
I 						*******					 hate todays culture on the word racist.   
   
Racist by definition means believing that one race is superior to another!   
   
thus If I say 						*******					 like KFC its not racist, its a "racial stereotype"   
do your part stop the misusing of racism today
why does it matter if there black? thats so racist! anything that describes someone as black is racist

I ******* hate todays culture on the word racist.

Racist by definition means believing that one race is superior to another!

thus If I say ******* like KFC its not racist, its a "racial stereotype"
do your part stop the misusing of racism today
#199 - kaboozle123 (07/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
top comments calling the funny asshole a legit asshole and that he's doing bad things. you've changed funnyjunk. become a bunch of pussies   
   
go ahead give me red thumbs. i don't care anymore
top comments calling the funny asshole a legit asshole and that he's doing bad things. you've changed funnyjunk. become a bunch of pussies

go ahead give me red thumbs. i don't care anymore
#34 - ragingposer (07/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Jack's roommate is by far the better person here. Although I have a hard time tolerating that he scrapes cheese off pizza, he sounds to me like he actually has a social life.

Unlike that pretentious bastard Jack that seems seems to have a constant need of backtalking and being a paranoid bitch.
#152 - eatingbiscuits (07/01/2014) [-]
Jack seems like a tumblr user.
#188 - chrisplushado (07/02/2014) [-]
...pretty much
#193 - ineedthistothumb (07/02/2014) [-]
Both people in this story seem like I would not want to be friends with.

Jack seems like a total asshole. It almost seems like he gets excited when his roommate ***** up just so he can complain about it.

Meanwhile, his roommate seems like just a stereotypical neckbeard that does some pretty creepy **** .
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