Roommate. Source:Imgur.. At least the roommate has friends and can bring girls over, Jack's got no game and his only friends are online. But he's still a monster, what'd the cheese ever
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User avatar #4 - playerdous (07/01/2014) [+] (10 replies)
At least the roommate has friends and can bring girls over, Jack's got no game and his only friends are online.
But he's still a monster, what'd the cheese ever do to him?
#27 - frenzyhero (07/01/2014) [+] (10 replies)
This Jack guy seems like an asshole.

But his roommate does seem like a serial killer too.

I mean... **** , scraping the cheese off... by god the horror...
#12 - anonymous (07/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
What a retarded little **** .
-Not understanding facebook.
-Being a dick to your roommate (who is clearly the alpha of the story).
-Not having a real life social life.
-Harassing roommate for having any kind of social life.
#36 - thunderpony (07/01/2014) [+] (7 replies)
That Jack is a 						*******					 cunt. Does he have anything better to do than talk 						****					 about his roommate and then acting like a bitch when he thinks someone ratted him out? Like Jack can eat his roommate's Kit-Kats but his roommate can't have pretzels? What a god damn cunt.
That Jack is a ******* cunt. Does he have anything better to do than talk **** about his roommate and then acting like a bitch when he thinks someone ratted him out? Like Jack can eat his roommate's Kit-Kats but his roommate can't have pretzels? What a god damn cunt.
User avatar #40 - muffintime (07/01/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I feel like everyone in the comment section is defending the creepy roommate dude because they can relate to him and do the same creepy **** as him... Jack was kind of a dick but it was still funny and I'm pretty sure his roommate has done %50 creepier **** then that...
User avatar #33 - huszti (07/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
i was on the roommates side the whole time, but that last post....

also, i bet the roommate was actually just making a few racist jokes or something and that jack faggot is taking **** too serious
#123 - kaboomz (07/01/2014) [-]
>the number of times he uses the words "my roommate" is insanely high
>keeps talking **** about his "roommate" on facebook like a total ******* faggot

0/10
i call ******** on this whole story
User avatar #47 - psykobear (07/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Half the things here make the roommate look retarded, but the other half make the post look like a cunt...
I don't know who you want us rooting for, OP.
User avatar #50 to #47 - zekeon ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Neither, just point and laugh.
User avatar #120 - theaveragejoe (07/01/2014) [-]
What probably happened
Roomate: *says a racist joke once*
Jack: OMG WHAT A RACIST ASSHOLE LOL

Roomate is weird but Jack sounds like a douchebag
#182 - guanyu (07/02/2014) [-]
I hate them both so much. Still, Jack seems like a much bigger piece of **** than "my roommate".
User avatar #93 - ilcecchino (07/01/2014) [+] (6 replies)
i... i hate cheese pizzas.... i prefer cheeseless .-.
#24 - Berzerkerwar (07/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
No cheese and sauce pizza masterrace   
   
 but I do like pizza with it on as well
No cheese and sauce pizza masterrace

but I do like pizza with it on as well
User avatar #38 to #24 - xsap (07/01/2014) [-]
so... just hot bread
#144 - shadowbreech (07/01/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Am I the only one here who read all of this in a white girl voice?
I didn't notice Jack's name until I read someone's comment
#159 to #144 - gtfomylawnbish (07/01/2014) [-]
**gtfomylawnbish rolled image**

I think you're the only one who read it.
#149 - chaoticlaw (07/01/2014) [-]
They both sound like faggots to me.
#218 - zourch (07/02/2014) [-]
why does it matter if there black? thats so racist! anything that describes someone as black is racist    
   
I 						*******					 hate todays culture on the word racist.   
   
Racist by definition means believing that one race is superior to another!   
   
thus If I say 						*******					 like KFC its not racist, its a "racial stereotype"   
do your part stop the misusing of racism today
why does it matter if there black? thats so racist! anything that describes someone as black is racist

I ******* hate todays culture on the word racist.

Racist by definition means believing that one race is superior to another!

thus If I say ******* like KFC its not racist, its a "racial stereotype"
do your part stop the misusing of racism today
#199 - kaboozle123 (07/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
top comments calling the funny asshole a legit asshole and that he's doing bad things. you've changed funnyjunk. become a bunch of pussies   
   
go ahead give me red thumbs. i don't care anymore
top comments calling the funny asshole a legit asshole and that he's doing bad things. you've changed funnyjunk. become a bunch of pussies

go ahead give me red thumbs. i don't care anymore
#34 - ragingposer (07/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Jack's roommate is by far the better person here. Although I have a hard time tolerating that he scrapes cheese off pizza, he sounds to me like he actually has a social life.

Unlike that pretentious bastard Jack that seems seems to have a constant need of backtalking and being a paranoid bitch.
#152 - eatingbiscuits (07/01/2014) [-]
Jack seems like a tumblr user.
#31 - anonymous (07/01/2014) [+] (6 replies)
*******					 Violet. I hate those king of ppl who finds rasicm everywhere and are (90% sure) white. It is just... oh cmon, he didnt even call them black, he just told us what the situation was, gave us better description of what was going on and funnier context, becuase this situation is rather unusual.
******* Violet. I hate those king of ppl who finds rasicm everywhere and are (90% sure) white. It is just... oh cmon, he didnt even call them black, he just told us what the situation was, gave us better description of what was going on and funnier context, becuase this situation is rather unusual.
#188 - chrisplushado (07/02/2014) [-]
...pretty much
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