Room Check. I was about to go camping for the rest of the week and decided to test my roommate. He's a filthy bastard and the only thing that surpasses his love pranks College ur mum
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I was about to go camping for the rest of the week and decided to test my roommate. He's a filthy bastard and the only thing that surpasses his love of League of Legends is his laziness. The bi-monthly Room check for "anything not allowed" happens tomorrow in our dorms and I told him to clean up his side of the room and to dust off the AC unit and check the lights. He's never listened to me before when i've asked him to clean up, and his grunts and sighs are somewhat his only response to me now. I've already submitted my cleanliness form and asked my RA to check me out since I'm leaving early, and then i deposited my cutout an hour ago. I have hope that my roommate will pull through on this one... or maybe not... We'll see how much trouble a little cut cardboard can raise for a slob.

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#116 - seamusmcmaximus (11/20/2013) [+] (28 replies)
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Praise the glorious bastard who created wifi.
SO, follow up on this situation! I'm getting bitched out by my roommate for hiding a gun in the lights on his side of the room! He won't stop trying to call me.
I realize that it may have been a little overkill, but luckily my RA and I are close buds and he calls me to ask about the gun in the light before he sends in the work order for the campus police. I tell him the story and He's Loving it. he says he's going along with it.

pic is RA
#2 - married (11/19/2013) [+] (17 replies)
This is going to the front page I bet. Your going places son
#4 to #2 - trocadero (11/19/2013) [-]
You're*
You're*
User avatar #5 - pbnjam (11/19/2013) [-]
It's too late to save him, OP.
He'll just be disappointed it's not a Hextech Gunblade.
#22 - AlbertEinstein (11/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You see OP, I too have a terrible fat slob of a roommate. Instead of League of Legends, his game is Dota 2. On average he plays 40 hours a week. He sits in that chair for hours, farting and only making a mess. He is fat with long greasy ass hair. His hair is all over the ******* room. In fact, there are literal tumbleweeds of his hair rolling around. He has created an entire layer of some sort of filth in his corner of the room.
What's the first thing he does to start the day? Roll over and play on the computer.
He had never brushed his teeth, he has never showered, he has never done any other sort of hygienic exercise. The room smells so bad every time I walk in.
He stay up until 4am playing his stupid games. I purposely let him so he sleeps-in and missed classes. While I look for a new room to move to, I am making sure this faggot fails out of college.
#11 - dvdstvns (11/19/2013) [-]
Great story OP
User avatar #13 - therealtjthemedic (11/19/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Man, good thing that's not a real glock.
Plastic little thing would melt.
#10 - lolollo (11/19/2013) [+] (43 replies)
Why go over the top like that? "To teach him a lesson!" It won't teach him a lesson, it'll get him in so much trouble with the school that all he'll think about is how you ****** him over. You put a dildo, or a bag of oregano, or something harmless that'll get him in trouble until the school realizes it's harmless. It gives him a scare and makes him realize he might need to get his **** together without potentially ruining his life. The school's going to see the gun, and there's going to be a huge media **** about it. He'd be lucky just to get expelled.

I'm not condoning his laziness, but any means, but you need to learn subtlety. This is on par with shooting a puppy to keep it from ******** on the carpet. The puppy's not going to **** on your carpet...because it's dead.

I mean, is it just a cutout of a gun? Even then, kids are getting in trouble for just passively mentioning firearms in polite conversation. Seriously, a bag of some misc italian herb to get the school thinking he was on drugs is much more efficient plan.

Thumb me down or delete my comment if you want, the important thing is you see it.
User avatar #17 to #10 - Lambda ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
"it'll get him in so much trouble with the school"
I can't imagine they could actually do anything to him when they open up the light and find a piece of paper. They would have no case at all.
#57 - santsbro (11/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
OP, you suck. I'm serious- That's a dick move. You know how much trouble he can get in? Honestly, you suck. I ******* hate your guts, dude. So what if he plays LoL all day? So what if he's lazy? Do something about it, tell it to his ******* face. Don't pull a **** prank like this. **** you.

tl;dr op is a faggotf
User avatar #59 to #57 - thesoloist ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
This isn't a dick move, it's actually a rather intelligent prank. Putting pepper spray on toilet paper is a dick move. The room mate will not get in any trouble other than having the RA search the light and possibly LEO's called to his room to make sure that the "gun" is handled properly. If anything, the roommate may notice the shadow being cast from the light and check it himself and will probably get a chuckle from it because his heart will stop for a few seconds when he sees a "gun" in his light.
User avatar #93 - metalgross (11/20/2013) [-]
Collegeing intensifies
User avatar #68 - hamsterball ONLINE (11/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
may I ask what a RA is, I looked on google, and that seems not to have helped me in the slightest
User avatar #70 to #68 - unggoy ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
I believe it stands for Resident Assisstant, they basically help out and 'care' for new people staying in university dorms. However where i went they never had contraband checks...
#33 - oodlesandoodles (11/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You have to submit forms and contact your RA's? When I lived in a dorm, they just showed up at your door.
You have to submit forms and contact your RA's? When I lived in a dorm, they just showed up at your door.
User avatar #16 - maxses (11/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
All I could think after reading this was "how do you cut so perfectly" scissors are not my best tool
#135 - cadaverbox (11/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
league faggot deserved it
#136 to #135 - trollxmaster (11/20/2013) [-]
All league players are faggots
User avatar #9 - jbgotswag (11/19/2013) [+] (9 replies)
do you know guns kill people, what type of message are you sending to the children
User avatar #20 to #9 - demd ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
yea did you hear about those guns that killed all those jews during WW2? crazy
#152 - allhailglob (11/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Dude, my roommate is the worst. Literally everything in this room was purchased by me. She eats my food, uses my internet, TV, toiletries, etc. She has literally not done a single load of 						*******					 laundry since we've been here (which has been well over two months). How do I know this? Because you have to have your room key to get into the laundry room and she lost it within the first week (guess whose room key she uses when she needs to get in the room). I'm also the only one who ever takes out the trash or cleans at all. She left a bowl of soup sitting on her desk for so long, by the time I located it, there was an inch of mold growing. She also doesn't have a license, so I'm her taxi driver, as well. So, I'm moving out next semester, because I changed majors and found a college better suited for said major (and, let's face it, I'm happy as 						****					 to get away from this bitch), and I'm just going to move all of my stuff out one day without telling her, and hope she doesn't 						*******					 die.   
   
Thanks for allowing me to vent, FJ family.
Dude, my roommate is the worst. Literally everything in this room was purchased by me. She eats my food, uses my internet, TV, toiletries, etc. She has literally not done a single load of ******* laundry since we've been here (which has been well over two months). How do I know this? Because you have to have your room key to get into the laundry room and she lost it within the first week (guess whose room key she uses when she needs to get in the room). I'm also the only one who ever takes out the trash or cleans at all. She left a bowl of soup sitting on her desk for so long, by the time I located it, there was an inch of mold growing. She also doesn't have a license, so I'm her taxi driver, as well. So, I'm moving out next semester, because I changed majors and found a college better suited for said major (and, let's face it, I'm happy as **** to get away from this bitch), and I'm just going to move all of my stuff out one day without telling her, and hope she doesn't ******* die.

Thanks for allowing me to vent, FJ family.
#134 - azraelthemage (11/20/2013) [-]
This is just great.
This is just great.
#131 - darkvanquish (11/20/2013) [-]
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#119 - Turtleboner (11/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm just leaving this for my RA to find.
#1 - peezle (11/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #132 - kabuthefox ONLINE (11/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
not to be that guy, but wouldnt that be a fire hazard?
User avatar #162 to #160 - kabuthefox ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
ah ic
dude sounds annoying as **** to live with, must be dark in there more then preferred
hope the outcome is hilarious
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