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User avatar #4 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
its the first time two presidents have ******
that we know of
#25 to #4 - nineinchesdeep (09/01/2015) [-]
Lets be honest Jorge Bush Snr. molested Jnr.
User avatar #5 to #4 - lean (08/31/2015) [-]
pretty sure George W ****** Obama pretty bad.....
#17 to #5 - bagofshenanigans (08/31/2015) [-]
George W ****** a lot of people.
User avatar #21 to #17 - heartlessrobot (09/01/2015) [-]
Don't you talk about our founding father like that.
User avatar #34 to #17 - mrjweezy (09/01/2015) [-]
Actually if you're think of the whole bank thing that was Clintons doing
#10 - dorg (08/31/2015) [-]
"If your **** isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt."
Who ever said they even had to overlap each other in any way?
User avatar #31 to #10 - donbionicle (09/01/2015) [-]
Did someone put her through an extruder or something?
User avatar #36 to #10 - alphagex (09/01/2015) [-]
I put my double barreled shotgun into her John Romero if you IDDQD what i mean.
User avatar #12 to #10 - lyraa (08/31/2015) [-]
Her waist looks creepy. like a disney princess
User avatar #16 to #12 - Sunset ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
unrealistic beauty standards
User avatar #18 to #16 - thewalruss (08/31/2015) [-]
Unrealistic beauty standrards that I would **** .
#14 to #12 - anon (08/31/2015) [-]
*******
quality posting from: me
#32 to #10 - affix (09/01/2015) [-]
You picked a good example.
#11 to #10 - nerduin ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
Often they just really should overlap.
#13 to #11 - dorg (08/31/2015) [-]
Often is not always, even though I agree that men should almost always do it.
User avatar #20 to #13 - mancobbler (09/01/2015) [-]
sexist asshole
User avatar #7 - unladenswallow (08/31/2015) [-]
My left hand has touched my left elbow. Three months in a cast followed.
User avatar #23 to #7 - bionicpanda ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
was your ******* severed off?
User avatar #24 to #23 - hierophant ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
I'm sure he could still sex a girl, though he would have to find one willing first.
#19 - assdoreponyfucker (09/01/2015) [-]
Obama and Bush definitely had sex, here's their son, Bubama
#27 to #19 - gerfox (09/01/2015) [-]
Are you sure he's not called George III Obama?
User avatar #3 - vvvvvsumbadassmofo (08/31/2015) [-]
almost everybody sucks dick. between women, gay guys, and straight guys that have been forced to suck a dick- there's only like 1000 of us who are getting blown and aren't blowing.

it's selfish is what it is.
User avatar #6 to #3 - kodex (08/31/2015) [-]
-Lois C oc K
User avatar #9 - europe (08/31/2015) [-]
All quotes that have been stolen from the internet... but because a celebrity says them suddenly they're brilliant again
User avatar #22 to #9 - bionicpanda ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
he never said these i think, someone just captioned this
#8 - vvvvvsumbadassmofo (08/31/2015) [-]
jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
#30 - innocentbabies (09/01/2015) [-]
February 29, 2000.
Checkmate, Ron.
User avatar #35 - emptysuperman (09/01/2015) [-]
I was born in 1990, makes **** real simple. Just subtract 10.
User avatar #33 - potrsr (09/01/2015) [-]
So he goes to r/showerthoughrs? I also like this subreddit
#26 - sluck (09/01/2015) [-]
just had to post this here, FJ it's my birthday today! turned 15 xD
and yeah, half the year I don't have to worry about age but the other half is basically auto pilot
User avatar #15 - talpss (08/31/2015) [-]
Number 5 is very applicable to me.
#28 to #15 - innocentbabies (09/01/2015) [-]
underage b&
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