Ron Swanson
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dreadric ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
he was quite the cunt, here you see three people April Ludgate, a cunt and Ron Swanson. the reason he's a cunt is because he tried to sell non bacon bacon. which is by my rules just more cruel than killing an innocent animal.
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cupcakescankill ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-] I was going to be disgusted, but it says strawberry flavor, so it's just cute.
Anything bacon flavored is awful.
Anything bacon flavored is awful.
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RaptorJesus (01/01/2016) [-] Idk about that... ive had some imitation bacon bits that were pretty damn good.... You burp them for 2 weeks afterwards, but theyre pretty good.
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commoncrunch ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-] I've experienced that. Grabbed bacon bits and used them in what I could where it would fit: sandwiches, pasta, the intended salads and baked potatoes, whatever, but **** , they really hang around on ya.
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moviefuckthewhat (01/01/2016) [-] I work at a mom and pop retail and a box of like 40 jars of them were about to go out of date.
They're the bane of my existence but I can't stop eating them.
I couldn't decide on a reaction Pic so have a wallpaper instead.
They're the bane of my existence but I can't stop eating them.
I couldn't decide on a reaction Pic so have a wallpaper instead.
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greyhoundfd (12/31/2015) [-] I can make an exception for turkey bacon. Pork bacon is delicious as **** , but if you're trying to stay lean and in shape then it's not really the best choice. Turkey bacon is better and it still tastes pretty damn good.
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ninjastarthrow (12/31/2015) [-] My mom used to make bacon for us every morning growing up. When she wanted us to eat healthier as kids she started making turkey bacon. She made us a strip of pork and turkey bacon and we never knew so she just got turkey after that. Went on for years before she told us.
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greyhoundfd (12/31/2015) [-] It doesn't do the same thing that normal bacon does, with a large strip of fat on the side to mix with the crispier other parts, but you can still get a nice meaty taste to it and cook it to crunch or be more chewy.
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crlmsonhazard (01/01/2016) [-] The "genuine bacon" you get at WalMart is just as synthetic as the faux bacon in the screenshots, its pumped full of poison and preservatives.
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derpthefifth ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-] Don't hate the kid making minimum wage trying to sell that **** he probably hates it more than they do he's just not allowed to say anything about it.
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jjvoodoo (12/31/2015) [-] vegan bacon actually aint that bad, i would buy it myself but its good enough to eat
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stephyteddy ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-] I mean, Idk why everyone has to be a dick about meat replacements. Like "Oh no, it's not REAL meat, I am so offended." Y'all aren't any better than the vegan-snobs. All of you, both sides, are acting like snobs. I'm not a vegan or a vegetarian, but at least I can appreciate when an alternative is provided and when people TRY to help out the planet. Y'know, since meat is so damn high in demand, we have to ruin **** to keep the damn livestock fed and **** up other people's lives and re home them cause we need more room for pasture and more room for the crops to feed them. But all you care about is juicy juicy bacon. Bacon is like a goddamn fad right now. It's no better than the gluten fad. Can you all get over yourselves now?
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bloodrider (12/31/2015) [-] original sound clip: www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGlVtNXLMmA 3:29
this clip: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef-C6cb0A0M 1:48
this clip: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef-C6cb0A0M 1:48
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jdizzleoffthehizzl (12/31/2015) [-]
So after watching this all the way to season 6, I'm starting to watch the office too, and to be honest I like Parks and Rec way more, just because I felt way more of a connection with the characters from the first episode on. But the office kinda feels humorless to me
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frenzyhero (12/31/2015) [-] The Office is much better, if you're watching US version anyway. UK version kinda sucks.
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idkwhatthatmeans ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-] It's called dry humor. Some people like it, some dont.
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buddywuggle (01/01/2016) [-] It's probably too dry then. Try watching it with a beverage.
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jdizzleoffthehizzl (12/31/2015) [-]
yeah man idk, like I became emotionally invested into the parks and rec characters right off the bat
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iliekcereal (12/31/2015) [-] love them both but the office is way better imo for the same reasons you like parks and rec best. depending on where you are in the office, your opinion might change a bit. the acting in the first season or two was kinda rough, but i think that was intentional. i think it was a more accurate portrayal of how offices really are, although i prefer the seasons of the office after it stepped up from that. i felt like the characters showed more development in the office than in parks and rec, but you need to watch the full series in order to understand
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jdizzleoffthehizzl (12/31/2015) [-]
yeah that's my problem, I'm only on the third episode in the first season, but I feel like I'm forcing myself to watch it you know?
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iliekcereal (12/31/2015) [-] keep going. it's a lot like parks and rec, where the first season isn't nearly as good as the rest of the series
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selfrazedzealot (12/31/2015) [-]
I've become a huge fan of turkey bacon, less grease and fat, more meat taste in my opinion.
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anon (01/01/2016) [-]
I love how its always our fault that some people in the rest of the world starve. We've tried to show them how to form a government and make decisions without resorting to massacring each other every time things don't go one groups way but many of them, for religious reasons mostly, have chosen to fight endless civil wars. I also love to hear the morons in this country talk about how the religious in the US cause so many problems. Would that those people could be shipped off to live in those countries where the religion ACTUALLY causes problems, just for a week. The religious freedom WE HAD, has stopped any religious wars in the US from happening.
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candypoops (01/01/2016) [-]
I always thought shoe0nhead looks like her, but with more eyeliner.
