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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
#8 - bazzingabitch
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(10/20/2013) [-]
i had an awful experience with Ron Jeremy's films...

i was on You need to login to view this link browsing movies for family
see movie called one eyed monster, think it'll be a good scary movie for the family
start watching with family, mom, bro, little cousins, grampa, see Ron,
he looks familiar but not sure where from, continue watching
suddenly Ron's dick ripped its self off his body and walks away
girl sees it, screams, Ron's dick wastes no time and dart in her mouth ******* her,
so hard his dick goes right though her head
dick is killing/raping everyone, guys and girls
they run, penis follow
they're trapped so the female porn star opens her vagina and lets the penis in
her skills are so good
others escape while its ******* her
cum explosion blows her up
others are safe, starts snowing
guy sticks out tongue for a snow flake
it ain't snow, it's the gallons of sperm Ron's mighty cock was full with
all the family stared at me, grampa says "That ugly **** still makes movies?"
mom is disturbed, wont talk to me for a week
now when i think about it i just laugh my ass off
#37 to #8 - anon id: 76c918f7
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(10/20/2013) [-]
reminds me of the time I watched Horrible Bosses with my entire family including younger siblings... ._.
#33 to #8 - dbBlues
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(10/20/2013) [-]
So, at no point did you decide to stop the move?
Thinking something like "Maybe Ron will put his junk away and it will go back to being a normal movie"?
#22 to #8 - mayoroftownsville
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(10/20/2013) [-]
********, also, you suck at life.
#20 to #8 - byazura
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(10/20/2013) [-]
So you put this movie on, you clearly stated the moment when you noticed that it was a pornographic film, and you're watching this with your family, I'm assuming children included since you mentioned "little cousins." I think at one point maybe someone would've said, "Turn that **** off," instead of just sitting there shocked by what was going on.
User avatar #74 to #20 - bazzingabitch
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(10/21/2013) [-]
if i did my mom would wonder how the **** i knew who ron jeremy was...
User avatar #9 to #8 - bazzingabitch
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(10/20/2013) [-]
#69 to #9 - saturninepariah
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And i though this was bad   
 it was awful
And i though this was bad
it was awful
User avatar #29 to #9 - weirdoo
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(10/20/2013) [-]
It's a stain on his career
User avatar #26 to #9 - neokun
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(10/20/2013) [-]
That is without a doubt, the worst ******* thing I have ever saw in my entire ******* life.
#13 to #9 - charac
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(10/20/2013) [-]
Holy **** it's real