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Ron Swanson

The best quotes by Ron Swanson
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#4 - shadowrated ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
stickied by doctortorhaug
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#3 - doctorcamden (05/16/2014) [+] (20 replies)
i disagree about cats, they are excellent pest control and bed warmers.
#12 - stenchschleifs (05/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
clear alcohol is for rich women?
Bitch please.
#18 - beerterror (05/16/2014) [+] (9 replies)
>vodka is for women
>damn americans
User avatar #17 - rockerrocksixty (05/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
but what about vodka?
#24 to #17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/16/2014) [-]
Bitch, did he stutter?
#11 - kaboomz (05/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
woah this guy is pretty dark
not the "emo-beta i hate everyone forever alone" kind of dark

hes the "im a man, i hate everything and everyone one and i dont give a **** " kind of dark

what show is he in?
#13 to #11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/16/2014) [-]
Parks and Recreation
Pretty hilarious show
#21 - freepotatoe (05/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#16 - randomituseddie (05/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #49 - lotengo (05/16/2014) [+] (6 replies)
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If people offer you salad and you respond with a ******** comment like 'no im not a rabbit hurr durr' you are acting like a douche.
Not only do cooks work hard on making a decent salad dressing, a fresh salad works great to balance out a steak dinner. Eating just a steak or just a steak with fries is a waiste of a good steak.

Also stop acting like a kid and eat your veggies.
#15 - randomituseddie (05/16/2014) [-]
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#2 - bobafettsav (05/16/2014) [-]
this was on the front page at the same time you posted it, the cool thing to do is take it down
this was on the front page at the same time you posted it, the cool thing to do is take it down
#55 - acidtroll (05/16/2014) [-]
A wise man.
A wise man.
#43 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
No. Clear alcohols are not for "rich women on diets". Clear alcohols are for intelligent people who want to drink clean liquor, as opposed to filthy swill contaminated with all kinds of disgusting **** . Learn2alcohol
User avatar #50 to #43 - mayhemlogic (05/16/2014) [-]
I'm more of a whiskey man myself but every word you just said made you seem more like a woman. And if in case you are a woman I will have you know I have met more manlier women than you.
User avatar #42 - nigeltheoutlaw ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
I normally would have agreed with the last one, but after seeing that cat save that boy from a dog attack, I must disagree.
User avatar #8 - tokitoki (05/16/2014) [-]
That ass comment is pretty solid advice.
User avatar #62 - depends (05/16/2014) [-]
I watched 2 seasons of park and rec, and it's not really that funny it just has its moments and those moments are pretty funny,
#59 - aviatrix (05/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
What show is this glorious man from?
What show is this glorious man from?
User avatar #39 - theangryscot (05/16/2014) [-]
Ron Swanson Supercut
User avatar #32 - mrgoodlove (05/16/2014) [-]
"I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food" those are words I can live by
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