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ti n stearn HI
aneth:
astic hee:
son netstat :
roly poly', designed by the design incubation centre at the
national university of singapore, are a pair of objects
that mirror each others movements, even when physically
separated two people thus can sense each others presence
despite distances across the world: a tap of one halt will
create a simultaneous reaction in the other.
if i' m ever in a relationship, i want them.
Just in your room, at night, feeling lonely and
missing your tar away partner. You' re thinking about them and
wondering if they' re thinking about you. and then your egg suddenly
leans and you feel a bit ridiculous, feeling so happy from a wobbling
egg, but you still smile brightly at the knowledge that halfway around
the world they are thinking of you and watching theirs sway too.
QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT
Thats so ******* cool holy **** science
but if you throw it does it fly accross the room and accedentally kill your
lover
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#2 - sinery (08/13/2014) [+] (7 replies)
>Shove one up anus
>Put the other on shelf in kindergarten
>Watching kids now twice the fun
#8 - skinstiches (08/14/2014) [+] (32 replies)
Is there any delay at all between them? Or range at which these wouldn't work? Because if not these have serious potential in the use of communicating faster than the speed of light.   
   
pic not related.
Is there any delay at all between them? Or range at which these wouldn't work? Because if not these have serious potential in the use of communicating faster than the speed of light.

pic not related.
User avatar #9 to #8 - nziswat ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
are you ******* serious m8
#35 - mistatesla (08/14/2014) [-]
>in the office working   
>see egg move   
>smile thinking it is gf missing you   
>at home   
>gf 						*******					 other guy and the thrusting causes the egg to shake on the dresser
>in the office working
>see egg move
>smile thinking it is gf missing you
>at home
>gf ******* other guy and the thrusting causes the egg to shake on the dresser
#21 - scootabot (08/14/2014) [-]
OC
#81 - victorianfancyman (08/14/2014) [-]
>Partner is killed in earthquake

>Egg is going *******
User avatar #13 - frankwest (08/14/2014) [+] (4 replies)
For some reason I imagined this situation. A man is crying in bed mourning the loss of his girlfriend of three years. His life is meaningless without her and he contemplates suicide for weeks. He decides he's going to kill himself via gunshot to the head. Just as he's about to pull the trigger, his roly poly leans. He puts the gun down.
User avatar #79 - finblob (08/14/2014) [-]
stick it up butt
get partner to shake it
you're practically having sex
#72 - Mystt (08/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
If you hold it still does that mean the other person won't be able to move it?
If you hold it still does that mean the other person won't be able to move it?
#76 - kibbleking (08/14/2014) [-]
>put egg in coffins   
>have each egg numbered accordingly to the coffins   
>egg starts moving   
>dig up coffin   
>they were dead   
spoopy
>put egg in coffins
>have each egg numbered accordingly to the coffins
>egg starts moving
>dig up coffin
>they were dead
spoopy
#66 - leonhardt (08/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Is it weird that the first thing I thought to do was to shove it up my butt?   
Then I'd call my special friend on her cellular telephone.   
   
"Hey"   
"Yo"   
"Is it in your butt, too?"   
"Yeah"   
   
And then we would both dance vigorously until one of us came.   
Spoiler Alert:  It'd be me.
Is it weird that the first thing I thought to do was to shove it up my butt?
Then I'd call my special friend on her cellular telephone.

"Hey"
"Yo"
"Is it in your butt, too?"
"Yeah"

And then we would both dance vigorously until one of us came.
Spoiler Alert: It'd be me.
User avatar #39 - Karibookiller ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
>be at home
>lazing around
>notice the long distance egg
>smile warmly at the memory of your now passed away gf
>still looking at it, memories
>remember that you buried the other one with her
>just as your turning your head to look away
>it moves

Thats why you shouln't buy this ******* egg mates.
User avatar #3 - JonathanNowFuckYou (08/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Its called quantum non-locality and that is not it.
0/10 ****** noob
User avatar #49 - owemiegawd (08/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
shake that ****** egg every few mins so bitch girlfriend has to ******* pick it up off the floor
#7 - Crax (08/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
There's already a dildo/fleshlight version
#65 - BerryLicious (08/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Buy them, give one half to someone you don't like, don't tell them what it is. Terrify them in the middle of the night.
#1 - teranin ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
First I was overflowing with science, but then that last comment actually got an audible laugh out of me.
First I was overflowing with science, but then that last comment actually got an audible laugh out of me.
User avatar #53 - undeadmaus (08/14/2014) [-]
''Quantum entaglement''
no shut up you ******* faggot
#47 - donated (08/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Be home.
See egg moving
Feel happy knowing shes ok.
Egg floats over to bed.
WTF?
Egg does thrusting movements.
Get naked.
We're both enjoying the same pleasure at the same time.
I love long distance relationships.
User avatar #48 to #47 - brio (08/14/2014) [-]
Look up Lovepalz.
#23 - nonanonnon (08/14/2014) [-]
Or you could just use a phone and talk to them instead of tapping morse code on an egg...
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