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deadfed ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
Damn, thats smart as **** . Almost like using gamestop as a bank.
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deadfed ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I used to work at a shop, and it was $5 off, $5 on. Since a rotation isnt taking the tire off the rim, itd just be $5 per tire, so thats $20 for a rotation. If you got all the tires changed, thatd be $40. It is cheaper than the $60-$70 youre talking about, but I havent ever had to deal with that. I couldnt imagine even having to pay $20 a day to park, **** that.
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jonnyfrosty (01/02/2016) [-] Now, If one person were to use gamestop to park his car for two weeks, thatd be true genius
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boomerpyro (01/02/2016) [-] Brcstar uploads a moderately funny joke, what Myo says in response you won't believe
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santamansan (01/02/2016) [-] This funnyjunk user delivers a sharp and witty observation on the state of modern day articles! You won't believe how many things he got...
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notafunnyguy (01/02/2016) [-]
Banks don't actually take your collateral into their possession until you default on your loan. By then, interest rates and mised payments fees would be costing you hundreds and it would take about 4-6 months of missed payments for the banks to reclaim collateral.
So short answer, no, it wouldn't. If every person getting a loan had to park their car with the bank after getting a loan, nobody would put their car as collateral.
So short answer, no, it wouldn't. If every person getting a loan had to park their car with the bank after getting a loan, nobody would put their car as collateral.
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herecomesjohnny (01/02/2016) [-] actually in europe here a lot of banks do take items in possession while giving credit. There are even companies specialized in withholding and managing things such as stock (historically champagne) for the banks.
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Indoknight (01/02/2016) [-] get a $5 dollar loan for 1 day, default and only pay like $20 in interest
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toosexyforyou (01/02/2016) [-] Caring about 15$? The alternative is probably over 500 bucks for a safe spot for a car like that for 2 weeks.
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brokentrucker (01/02/2016) [-] >travelling
>Caring about how you spend your money is how you get rich
>Caring about how you spend your money is how you get rich
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payseht ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-] For a second I thought I mistyped into Facebook instead of Funnyjunk...
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theotherdudec (01/02/2016) [-] I've heard this same joke half a dozen times, except instead of it being a 'blonde woman', it's a 'redneck from the South'
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Cutles ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-] i like how someone spent the time to rewrite this story to making it look like a woman did this
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lordmuseca (01/02/2016) [-]
Or she could leave her car at her house and take a taxi.
Which she probably had to do anyway unless the bank was next door to the airport.
Also, what bank only charges 0.3% on a loan? Most banks charge at least 6% for a personal loan which would make the interest fee $300
This joke was clearly written by someone who's never owned a credit card.
Which she probably had to do anyway unless the bank was next door to the airport.
Also, what bank only charges 0.3% on a loan? Most banks charge at least 6% for a personal loan which would make the interest fee $300
This joke was clearly written by someone who's never owned a credit card.
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samoaspider (01/02/2016) [-] How can a woman make her husband a millionaire?
(Her husband has to be a billionaire first)
(Her husband has to be a billionaire first)
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robertolee (01/02/2016) [-] This would be absolutely brilliant if it wasn't for one flaw.
Banks charge early repayment fees because of the interest they would lose out on.
The only way this would work is if in the t&c's there was a back out clause with a time limit, which some do have.
Banks charge early repayment fees because of the interest they would lose out on.
The only way this would work is if in the t&c's there was a back out clause with a time limit, which some do have.
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thismustbeseen ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-] "we looked you up" ... invasion of privacy much? Well... unless she has millions deposited at that particular bank anyway.
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blargtastic (01/02/2016) [-] The first time I saw this it was a man, not a blond ditz.
Here is the history of this joke: www.barrypopik.com/index.php/new_york_city/entry/parking_joke
Here is the history of this joke: www.barrypopik.com/index.php/new_york_city/entry/parking_joke
