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Rollo 4: The Battle for Valhalla. Worth

Related to the end: if only Rollo will sing about him, not as
series betas stories shared.
This is the lest part of DUI’ Rollo. This action happens really two-
hours afterthe previous story.
Now let me tell you, before reading:
Gypsies are ******* asum. ******* are like gipsies, only maybe a little
darker because of skin and dirt, but gip sies are pure garb age.
They don' t wash they don' t do anything but make the name of Romania
bad in all of Europe and World.
This is, the battle for Valhalla
shouts he will be back
is kind of shaken
He will be back, give me your phone"
out and starts calling the biker gang mentioned earlier
Yeah, that club, seme now."
done
passes, it gets quite dark
tee many clients since it' s Thurs day
inba There day
Quiker gang semes back
get off
Now let me say, this bar is held in high regards by all bikers in this
smalltown and even though little, we got many bikers.
seme in
Bats, Knives
ems ens brought a small are as well
it begins
gip ****** kid walking around
eking like he' s serieus into the bar
all look at him
pulls his pants down show us his pispis
lie in wait
The bar is bult quite ms sly into twe separate re ems. Up en entering,
you don' t see what is downstairs ner sen you see what it is the
right.
Gypsies seme in
of them
bats & shovels
bikers seme out of nowhere
AAND ROLLO) THE FEAR OF THE NORTH
Now this is where the **** hits the fan.
Rememb er when I said that when he walks, the tsunami hits
******* Jap an? Well, this is ******* it. He was charging.
srrs ems again as he lunges at 5 gip sies with *******
bare arms (BEAR ARMS] at them
Rollo rears, Fenris sits the **** down and stops
eating the Sun. Iiek i it q
Now at this point you will be like "OP why did you
pussy out oft?".
Simple - fl physic ally intervened, I would have been
fired er even verse - are ste d. Laws in Romania are pretty
simple: You attack - you are arrested. You defend
i. ' years elf- you are arrested. You do nothing - you get a
free trip Bubba the Butthole Blaster. In short, I was
bait- Helle' s orders.
sies lo eking back
never saw a man afraid in my life, fas e, midi
have seen seme ****
gip retuning and trips en the motorbikes
a eminems theas ands of sures worth of motorbikes
******* . jpg
chear this guy yell frem the bottom of Mysp elohim all
the way up Asgard and into Otitis ears: "YOU
******* BUNKER"
at him with bat
chits him in the back of the gs
him down
ABASHES his gs
ABASHES his arms
bikers chase away all the gipsies
the same time Rollo caught this gypsy
Bleating the **** out with bear hands
cowered underneath Mount Rollo
ens point he just quits and we him and tells
say, gypsy do
Some white knight called the police and they
arrived pretty fast. Again, remember, this is net
USA with "I stand my ground" law and whatever.
No, here it is quite bad.
there, with fists red
Poolice arrives later
eke what happened
Weli ems er, you see, there was a small '',
misunderstanding" '
stands up If
Someone tried bum the bar down again,
across the street frem the bar there is a
park, infamous for rap e, violent e, gang war etc.
hid there waiting for the police ave
Cloris er lo eke up at em Viking waneer. No, I are
net ******** you, lo eking UP AT HIM
Helle' s leg is thicker than the ems ere terse
seme back
Across the street frem the bar, there is a park. It' s
infamous for rapes, murders & thefts happening
there.
get out of the park
we ens, nothing
olice turns them
eke ifthey know what happened
lilo, but seme ens smashed em bikes!"
get en their bikes and leaves apart frem the
leader
We don' t know what happened, ems er, really ,
we were in the park having dinner"
looks at the leader
Pleader leaves and waves away
looks at officer
3-" I assure you officer, we tried , buti am
in fear for my friend, Chris', life"
Riffic er ave s, says he will patrol the area
for the night
Then Helm looks at me and says it. I ****
you not, his words:
This man knew hew she er me up, make me feel proud of mys elf, he believed in me mere than
anybody ever did. He knew what say because he was there wheal baptized mys elf into nerds
religion. He cared ab out the whole world and wanted nothing mere than take sars of his
friends, asking in return only " er me when seme ens will need your help".
Lasta heard, he is become a father seen.
Christian.
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#16 - dawggz [OP](05/09/2014) [+] (18 replies)
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I have message and/or mentioned each and every one of you. Because you are all cunts and I'm a ******* homo.
I hope you understand - this is our final Rollo post (we will say goodbye to his stories but please - pass it on with your friends and leave the FJ logos I scattered on the content for admin to see).
I have more stories to be posted soon. But I have to say, none of them are half as satisfying/rewarding as it was writing about our beloved Rollo.
User avatar #9 - dawggz [OP](05/09/2014) [+] (9 replies)
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Ok so by now you had some questions, here's answers:
- WHO is Rollo?
Well, Rollo is the character portrayed in Vikings and is one of the first pagans to be Christianized. I chose this name because the man (Theodore, in his name) looks terrifyingly like him
- Is he from this world?
I believe Asgard is still in this world.
- How did you meet him?
Frequent customer, invited and payed for our trip to a small concert
- How do I find this Rollo?
He has a tattoo on his right calve saying "Ride to meet your fate/ Ragnarok Awaits".
- Where?
Read the other posts.
#120 - prodick (05/09/2014) [-]
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Rollo at the end of the day.
Rollo at the end of the day.
#23 - icametocomment (05/09/2014) [-]
Rololo

Seriously though, this was awesome. Rollo is love, Rollo is life.
#22 - bvsfang (05/09/2014) [-]
Rollo is love, Rollo is life.
#1 - dawggz [OP](05/09/2014) [-]
gtocforyou ifightdragons  isuriand flyingoat swizzll jakatackka nuclearkitteh    
 amata  mrhotwings mattdoggy oilbombs bvsfang ironsoul  zerodim  dracomancer   
bloodcaptain rallykingen  drongus  matthewonetwothree makonendrak  nandaaz joekerr   
wulphshadowtail hairyforcekin  fortehlulzing  urchinator oxymoronking rastil   
ttallonn selfdenyingbeggar  bitchpleaseshutup nirvanaishdude eatsleepswim MrKittyKat    
 crazyolitis   rheago curvebal crazyolitis Sorrowscythe russianmafiaman   
 dubstepforme joeyliquid  icametocomment froggernaught stimtheone  felixjarl   
 SCREWTHERULES sabertoothmoose thijsofbodom funnyguyz  vbeck aluminumfox   
icedmantwo akkere   
   
I SUMMON YOU ALL TO ROLLO IV.
gtocforyou ifightdragons isuriand flyingoat swizzll jakatackka nuclearkitteh
amata mrhotwings mattdoggy oilbombs bvsfang ironsoul zerodim dracomancer
bloodcaptain rallykingen drongus matthewonetwothree makonendrak nandaaz joekerr
wulphshadowtail hairyforcekin fortehlulzing urchinator oxymoronking rastil
ttallonn selfdenyingbeggar bitchpleaseshutup nirvanaishdude eatsleepswim MrKittyKat
crazyolitis rheago curvebal crazyolitis Sorrowscythe russianmafiaman
dubstepforme joeyliquid icametocomment froggernaught stimtheone felixjarl
SCREWTHERULES sabertoothmoose thijsofbodom funnyguyz vbeck aluminumfox
icedmantwo akkere

I SUMMON YOU ALL TO ROLLO IV.
User avatar #21 to #1 - icametocomment (05/09/2014) [-]
I COME, MASTER
User avatar #38 to #1 - bitchpleaseshutup (05/09/2014) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #68 to #1 - rheago (05/09/2014) [-]
What?
#3 to #1 - Sorrowscythe (05/09/2014) [-]
IT BEEGINS!
User avatar #134 to #1 - MrKittyKat (05/09/2014) [-]
THANK YOU GOOD SIR.
#147 to #1 - matthewonetwothree (05/30/2014) [-]
thank you!
#111 to #1 - sabertoothmoose (05/09/2014) [-]
omg... I have been summonded!
User avatar #58 to #7 - dawggz [OP](05/09/2014) [-]
How about now?
User avatar #28 to #1 - drongus (05/09/2014) [-]
Rollo Wars IV : The ******* Strike Back
User avatar #2 to #1 - icedmantwo (05/09/2014) [-]
very intredasting
User avatar #4 to #1 - flyingoat (05/09/2014) [-]
Good
User avatar #6 to #1 - nuclearkitteh (05/09/2014) [-]
FOR THE HORDE!!!
User avatar #20 to #1 - akkere ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
oh yes
muy delicioso, senior
#17 to #1 - bvsfang (05/09/2014) [-]
And so I have come!
#100 to #1 - isuriand ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
Brilliant. just absolutely brilliant.

I owe you a favor now. I hope that one day I can repay it.
User avatar #136 to #1 - MrKittyKat (05/09/2014) [-]
do you have a picture of this glorious man?
User avatar #98 to #1 - dubstepforme (05/09/2014) [-]
**** yeah, you awesome man you
User avatar #45 to #1 - joekerr (05/09/2014) [-]
[Official HQ] Mariah Carey - Hero (New Version + Lyrics)
User avatar #81 to #1 - thijsofbodom (05/09/2014) [-]
aaaahw yeeeaaah, I'll read when I have time for it but you're great for tagging us
#5 to #1 - mattdoggy (05/09/2014) [-]
i grant you my favor
#115 - DiabloStrawhat (05/09/2014) [-]
Guys.   
   
Rollo is going to be a father.   
   
The lineage continues.
Guys.

Rollo is going to be a father.

The lineage continues.
#30 - gypsydude ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
Yeah I'll admit it, Gypsies are cunts. Most people I know who are gypsies think they are all great. But nahh they are cunts. Some gypsies are OK, but most of them are cunts. Feel bad that this guy had to go through this 			****		 from a pack of dirty cunts.
Yeah I'll admit it, Gypsies are cunts. Most people I know who are gypsies think they are all great. But nahh they are cunts. Some gypsies are OK, but most of them are cunts. Feel bad that this guy had to go through this **** from a pack of dirty cunts.
User avatar #56 to #30 - dawggz [OP](05/09/2014) [-]
This is just a normal day in certain parts of Romania (since not all of the country has alot of them). Hence, I never was against turkish people (Sweet titty Freya that Baklava is amazing) since they have a very strict respect for their religion, and their religion (most of it) has a very strict respect for people.
#14 - gtocforyou (05/09/2014) [-]
MFW bear arms.

Good story btw.
#15 - jubajubejiblets ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #148 to #15 - bionicpanda ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
explain joke
#35 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
We shall sing many a song about this man for years to come. Rollo is love, Rollo is life.
#42 - applescryatnight (05/09/2014) [-]
so dawggz, tell me about the norse religion.
im incredibly interested in it. im not thinking of converting, but from what ive seen of it, it has a lot in common with my life values.
User avatar #47 to #42 - moshimoshi (05/09/2014) [-]
You could say that I'm a modern heathen. Let's chat.
I like to define the norse religion like this: You don't ask the gods for favours. If things go well you thank the gods for smiling at you, if things go bad for you you thank them for the challenge that will make you stronger.
Many of our myths are little more than mnemonics for proper behaviour. For example, the story about Naglfar is about how you should always be neat and clean. (Naglfar is built of dead men's toenails and when it is finished, Ragnarök comes. Moral of the story: Keep your toenails trimmed). When the christians came to scandinavia, they took most of our customs and outlawed them. It became forbidden to bathe, to eat horsemeat, to treat women like human beings etc etc. yet they couldn't take our holy days from us... Only we had to call them christmas (not really, we call it Jul/yule), easter and all hallows eve. I find it funny that they couldn't claim midsummer. as christian. I also personally know people who learned the secret of the dale-runes as children (old people of course. The dale runes are sadly disappearing, as good as dead). I can recommend a bit of reading, books.google.se/books?id=GITgRstI5R8C&pg and also google "the wild hunt", that's my favourite. But you'll have to ask for specifics or chances are I will spam this post with any little stories that come to mind.
#71 to #47 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
Not really much of a modern heathen.Many people decided to **** on Christianity these days.
#74 to #71 - moshimoshi (05/09/2014) [-]
I don't, as a rule. But my ancestors history isn't a christian one, and I resent the fact that worshippers of the mountain-god Yahweh from the middle east has tried to stomp out my (and the saamis) heritage for a thousand years. Also my entire childhood I was plagued with evangelical *********** threatening me with hellfire if I didn't go to church. Never mind that though, my interest is FOR our religion, language and history rather than AGAINST anyone else.

I guess I can sound hateful sometimes, but I assure you I detest islam and judaism just as much as christianity.
#91 to #74 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
I'm atheistic, but I take pride in my Scandinavian heritage. Had huge problems with over-christian teachers condemning me to hellfire, spamming me with books written by "drug lords turned priests" (who couldn't write for ***** ), and getting reported in elementary school for "not believing in god", by overly christian schoolmates.

The fact that most christians don't seem to even know that the word "jul" isn't christian, and that most christmas and easter traditions aren't christian, just makes me kinda feel funny.

They celebrate the birth and death etc, and yet they use traditions that don't even come close to having anything to do with their beliefs.

Like in Norway, we eat and open presents on the 24th, which is the main christmas day. We eat ********* of meat, drink and open presents. The food always consists of ribs and red meat, and it's excellent.

TLDR: The stories and morals in Norse mythology is way more interesting and awesome than in christianity.
#128 to #74 - vonderpenshmertz (05/09/2014) [-]
Dude Moshi you're making Heathens seem like dicks a bit.

I am Asatru' and I don't 'detest' any faith at face value. The conduct of the few, or its past conduct doesn't make a religion bad. I've met great Christians and nice Islamic people.
User avatar #144 to #128 - moshimoshi (05/10/2014) [-]
I might be a dick, but come on. I can't think of a less homogeneous group, religious or otherwise, than sedtro/asatru/heathendom. And that there are good people in islam and christianity is so obvious it didn't need saying. I'll respect them even if I don't like their religion.
#104 to #74 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
The real bad thing about Christianity is that it was abused by power hungry morons that saw it as a means to ensure no one would question them.

I certainly believe in God but I see the bible as nothing more than proof of how easy to manipulate people used to be(and still are in some cases). The true events that have taken place two millennia ago and gave birth to Christianity are either long lost or well hidden to humanity. Also all those morons that threaten people with hellfire are a stain upon humanity. A being that is capable of creating the very laws of physics we know today and most importantly give us free will instead of making us mindless drones, won't condemn someone for not singing praise to it every sunday morning.
#110 to #47 - applescryatnight (05/09/2014) [-]
im a catholic, but im not one of those pushy ones that try to force people to think one way. the way i see it, is that if a religion has good values that resonate with me, i make it part of what i believe in, because i believe in the concept.
i dont ask my god for much, i believe we carve out our own way through life, and god wont interfere with what we do, because it is up to us. no use asking for presents.
i was also thinking of reading both the eddas, just to get a sense of all the stories.
User avatar #146 to #110 - moshimoshi (05/10/2014) [-]
Ah, sorry about this. For an unrelated reason I'm going to deactivate the account now, maybe even delete it. FJ takes too much time right now and I have so much to do. Take care, now.
User avatar #145 to #110 - moshimoshi (05/10/2014) [-]
See, that's the kind of stuff I like to hear. A Good Guy Catholic, such a one I wouldn't mind drinking a beer with and talk about things more interesting than religion.

Of course I recommend the Edda, even though it's a bit of a heavy read. You'll never see Lord of the rings in the same way afterwards. History and myths are always fascinating, and I myself have read the bible twice just out of interest.
User avatar #32 - psyachu ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
I like this for 2 reasons!

1: The obvious reason that it's just a really awesome story.

2: I just started watching Vikings recently. It's a really great show.
User avatar #55 to #32 - dawggz [OP](05/09/2014) [-]
SPOILER INBOUND
Season 3 is in summer 2015. I ******* hate this.
User avatar #97 - barbwirepain (05/09/2014) [-]
dude sounds like he's straight out of a manowar song
#127 - alphahacker (05/09/2014) [-]
In what part of Romania is all this happening?
#126 - supercookieduster (05/09/2014) [-]
makes me think of this
#93 - phudgepacker ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
"The fear of the north"
#87 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
Gypsies are the scum of the earth always make a good day turn to **** when they turn up stealing everything
#69 - huffe ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
such an inspiration
#37 - stimtheone ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
Asta a fost pretty ******* cool.
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